Humor

I Should've Never
Series: Poetry · Humor · Virginia's Hot Picks · Rising Fast. Price: Free! Words: 2,810. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love
I should’ve never done so many things That I just couldn’t help. Now, I’m all alone and cookin’ for myself. The sex is the same. I guess I’m to blame. I should’ve never told her I wished she was anyone else.
America's Most Wanted
Series: Humor · Poetry. Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This was written a long time ago, when someone offered to "pay me" for lyrics, which they never did. I dug it up from the archives. Have a laugh at me. Anybody sell drugs They label you a thug People gonna take a hit Whether they got it from you Or whether they got it from me I’m still America’s Most Wanted, But you gonna get shot If you see
Suckin' on My Rainbow Stick
Series: Humor · Poetry · Rising Fast. Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This was written long ago, because someone offered to "pay me" for lyrics, which they didn't do. Here, you can have a laugh at my expense. Suck Suck Suckin on my rainbow stick You be suckin on my rainbow stick It's hypnotic Erotic Whatever you want, I got it Every color Every taste Everything to make ya scream And knock that frown up off ya face So, suck Suck Suckin on my rainbow stick
Like to Be a John
Series: Humor · Poetry. Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This was written a long time ago, when someone offered to “pay me” for lyrics. I never finished this, for a list of reasons. I thought that someone might get a good laugh at my expense. I ain't been to em all But I been to one One time I was lonely And needed affection She had me tied up Gave me erections What a selection Of kinky thangs Had Mr. Winky movin like a slinky With whips and chains
Just a F***
Series: Poetry · Most Downloaded · Humor · The 500 Club · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 480. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
The title says all that I can say. Anything else is apparently too explicit.
M h f c s b t w
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 430. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love
Imagine the wildest woman possible, a real dream come true, rocking your world every chance that she gets.
C c f s q
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 300. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Poetry » American poetry » General
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She's the wildest you could ever imagine and knows exactly what to do and how to do it to send anyone flying over the edge.
One Last F***
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 520. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love
So whadya say Get naked now Don't be afraid What's it matter If you f*** me one more time We've been f***in so much, so long, We should both be blind This was written about me, and I thought that I would share it. The author wishes to remain anonymous.
I Like the Way You Look from the Back
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks. Price: Free! Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
I guess all we'll ever have Is so much pain, It makes me laugh I thought by now It might be in the past I know love, it never lasts And you're so cheap, easy, and fast Most of the time, you're so trashed But I can't leave Cuz I like the way you look From the back