Humor
I Should've Never
by Marcus Albey
Series: Poetry · Humor · Virginia's Hot Picks · Rising Fast.
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Free!
Words: 2,810.
Language:
English.
Published: June 16, 2015
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by
JaMa Literary Agency.
Categories:
Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love
I should’ve never done so many things
That I just couldn’t help.
Now, I’m all alone and cookin’ for myself.
The sex is the same.
I guess I’m to blame.
I should’ve never told her
I wished she was anyone else.
America's Most Wanted
by Jason Wallace Poetry
Series: Humor · Poetry.
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Words: 1,750.
Language:
English.
Published: May 28, 2015
and represented
by
JaMa Literary Agency.
Categories:
Poetry » American poetry » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This was written a long time ago, when someone offered to "pay me" for lyrics, which they never did. I dug it up from the archives. Have a laugh at me.
Anybody sell drugs
They label you a thug
People gonna take a hit
Whether they got it from you
Or whether they got it from me
I’m still America’s Most Wanted,
But you gonna get shot
If you see
I Like the Way You Look from the Back
by Jason Wallace Poetry
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks.
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Words: 1,290.
Language:
English.
Published: April 18, 2015
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by
JaMa Literary Agency.
Categories:
Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love, Fiction » Erotica » For Couples
I guess all we'll ever have
Is so much pain,
It makes me laugh
I thought by now
It might be in the past
I know love, it never lasts
And you're so cheap, easy, and fast
Most of the time, you're so trashed
But I can't leave
Cuz I like the way you look
From the back
Like to Be a John
by Jason Wallace Poetry
Series: Humor · Poetry.
Price:
Free!
Words: 1,750.
Language:
English.
Published: May 28, 2015
and represented
by
JaMa Literary Agency.
Categories:
Poetry » American poetry » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This was written a long time ago, when someone offered to “pay me” for lyrics. I never finished this, for a list of reasons. I thought that someone might get a good laugh at my expense.
I ain't been to em all
But I been to one
One time I was lonely
And needed affection
She had me tied up
Gave me erections
What a selection
Of kinky thangs
Had Mr. Winky movin like a slinky
With whips and chains
Suckin' on My Rainbow Stick
by Jason Wallace Poetry
Series: Humor · Poetry · Rising Fast.
Price:
Free!
Words: 1,750.
Language:
English.
Published: May 28, 2015
and represented
by
JaMa Literary Agency.
Categories:
Poetry » American poetry » General
This was written long ago, because someone offered to "pay me" for lyrics, which they didn't do. Here, you can have a laugh at my expense.
Suck
Suck
Suckin on my rainbow stick
You be suckin on my rainbow stick
It's hypnotic
Erotic
Whatever you want, I got it
Every color
Every taste
Everything to make ya scream
And knock that frown up off ya face
So, suck
Suck
Suckin on my rainbow stick
C c f s q
by Virginia T. Watson
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 300.
Language:
English.
Published: May 23, 2015
and represented
by
JaMa Literary Agency.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » General, Poetry » American poetry » General
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She's the wildest you could ever imagine and knows exactly what to do and how to do it to send anyone flying over the edge.
Just a F***
by Virginia T. Watson
Series: Poetry · Most Downloaded · Humor · The 500 Club · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 480.
Language:
English.
Published: May 23, 2015
and represented
by
JaMa Literary Agency.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » For Couples, Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
The title says all that I can say. Anything else is apparently too explicit.
M h f c s b t w
by Virginia T. Watson
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 430.
Language:
English.
Published: May 23, 2015
and represented
by
JaMa Literary Agency.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » For Couples, Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love
Imagine the wildest woman possible, a real dream come true, rocking your world every chance that she gets.
One Last F***
by Virginia T. Watson
Series: Poetry · Humor · Most Downloaded · Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Hot Erotic Poetry · Hot Erotica.
Price:
$0.99 USD.
Words: 520.
Language:
English.
Published: May 23, 2015
and represented
by
JaMa Literary Agency.
Categories:
Fiction » Erotica » General, Poetry » Themes & motifs » Love
So whadya say
Get naked now
Don't be afraid
What's it matter If you f*** me one more time
We've been f***in so much, so long,
We should both be blind
This was written about me, and I thought that I would share it. The author wishes to remain anonymous.