The Implosion Saga

Series Order
They Win. You Lose. - Sex, Violence & Songs from the Shows
Series: The Implosion Saga, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 68,760. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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Sex, Violence, Songs from the Shows. Two video makers drink too much, don't earn enough, and are on the run from the mafia. Sex trade and Am Dram in Southsea, hitmen wearing pink Mexican outfits, a mystery job in Las Vegas - with Reservoir Dogs look-a-likes and Thelma and Louise suicide-a-likes. Showdown on the Strip saves them from sudden death and propels them into a new lifestyle - or does it?
Daring Dooz : Sex, Violence & Useful Household Cleaning Tips
Series: The Implosion Saga, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 85,800. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Mrs Hathaway, Mick & Jim's svelte 60 year old office cleaning lady does martial arts/extreme sports courses via video and online. Daring Dooz is a global magazine, full of the fictitious adventures of scantily-clad women. But Mrs Hathaway is the real thing. She takes on global challenges for a £2 million advance. Mick and Jim video, and share her terrifying exploits up the River Amazon and beyond.
Sea View Babylon - Sex, Violence & Spanish Verb Conjugation
Series: The Implosion Saga, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 70,450. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
In Lanzarote, Mick and Jim book into Sea View, a 1950's style Blackpool Guest House. While enjoying a pedalo ride, they are threatened with assassination by both the CIA and KGB, and drawn into a web of espionage, lies, deceit and sexual excess involving MI7 - so secret, even MI5 and MI6 don't know about it. The climatic showdown is orchestrated by Polly, the world's most foul-beaked parrot.
Vampire Midwives - Sex, Violence & Warm Straight-Jackets
Series: The Implosion Saga, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 80,690. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Mick and Jim are lured to deepest Yorkshire to film a bogus 'most haunted' video at a 13th-century castle built by architectural vandal, Gregory the Imbiber. The local village is having mass hallucinations about Dracula, Frankenstein and werewolves. Plus terrifying paranormal activities, mad neuroscientists, and Hollywood glamour and glitz, featuring Matt Damon.
Botox Boulevard - Sex, Violence & the Art of Geranium Maintenance - The Implosion Saga Book 5
Series: The Implosion Saga. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 74,540. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After the Implosion Saga Book Four - Vampire Midwives - Mick is in Hollywood trying to save Jim's soul and any other parts of him that might be useful around the office. Expect hyper-alternative therapies, linguistically challenged Bulgarian thugs, superstar look-a-likes, rubberised hang gliders, cat litter commercials and one-sided gun battles. The happy ending is spoilt by an incontinent wolf.
Papa Ratzy - Sex, Violence & Straddled Chainsaws
Series: The Implosion Saga. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 74,540. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Black comedy. funny, bizarre adventure. Mick and Jim adopt a killer wolf, called Twinkle. Dangerous paparazzi assignments, undercover work on a slasher movie, death threats from a secret society, several wolf attacks, a bedroom destroyed by a US Civil War cannon, Wynetta, C&W singer, structural engineer and astronaut, a Sicilian hit man called Heidi, and a sex-mad writer of bodice rippers.