Kreme Kosmos

Anna Morgan and Jonathan Shaw work well together in the cold depths of space, aboard a research satellite orbiting the moon in the not-so-distant future. Despite their vast differences, they have managed to get along for months. Jonathan Shaw is the brains behind everything though, leading to the younger Anna Morgan feeling like little more than a glorified tool.

It turns out every species in the universe deals with one common problem... gas prices. But luckily Triniglorf knows how to get past those ridiculous charges fueling stations around the galaxy want to charge. Can Triniglorf convince the only humans nearby to help him acquire the fuel he needs... milk? And how can he get so much milk with no cows around and just a nervous college guy's girlfriend?

It's supposed to be a fun night out... but not out of this world. Abducted by tentacle monsters from Mercury, four friends will be experimented upon and transformed, but will they turn on each other... or just turn on... each other? The Kreme universe of temptation and terror expands with the most extreme creatures yet, the Mind Melting Mating Monsters of Mercury.

First came Plutonian Propagators. Then came Neptunian Nymphos who not only left one of their own but a highly dangerous weapon known as the Nympho Knocker Upper. Ethan has used that weapon frequently to throw off government agents, but all investigations are about to lead to one home on one fateful night and it may just lead to an all new interplanetary mess.

The Propagators of the Planet Pluto came to Earth and brought chaos in the form of their Propagation Pistols. Now, it's Neptune's turn. After seeing the respect earned by Pluto's strike at the Earth, Neptunian scientist Gleewad and his nubile niece Talina have a plan. Until the Nympho Knocker Upper falls into the hands of a hapless Earth man.

Fate left Dave a loser who missed out on any breaks in life. Yet this college loner gets the break he never expected when a tiny meteor hits him on the head during an evening jog. Waking up, shocked to be alive, he only finds a slimy remnant of anything hitting him, a tingling as he walks back to campus. When a hot girl stops to offer him a ride, it's clear that something has changed.

Once idolizing humans on Earth, the arachnid residents of Pluto were devastated when their world was downgraded to a dwarf planet. No one likes being called small, and now the Plutonians are going to ensure that Earth knows what being small and overcrowded is all about. The Propagators are coming, Plutonians with Propagation Pistols to test.

First came Plutonian Propagators, then Nymphos of Neptune, but nothing compares to... Sex Slugs of Saturn. Vile parasitic worm creatures have arrived within frozen chunks of ice from Saturn's rings. They have thawed quite nicely, particularly once inside the host body of a soon to be literally empty headed bimbo.

Seth and Kyle don't mind working at one of Alexis Beltrane's charity events, not when she is wearing a seriously sexy red dress. Unfortunately the milf mother of their one time friend Lance means putting up with Lance himself, the self-appointed king of Yo' Mama jokes. More than karma may be at play tonight when Lance strikes up a conversation with a bizarre little man about Yo' Mama jokes.