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This is a funny look at the world of smoking and what smokers go through, the stigma, the stereotyping, and the general malaise of the uncaring non-smoker. Get a few laughs, but if you're willing, get some very helpful tips to, once and for all, kick the habit. Take it from a smoker. You can't learn from someone who's never done it? Can you?

I should’ve never done so many things That I just couldn’t help. Now, I’m all alone and cookin’ for myself. The sex is the same. I guess I’m to blame. I should’ve never told her I wished she was anyone else.

Simply put, the male mind and the female mind do not function the same. Relationships fail because of inherent differences that seem to go unnoticed. This book explores the differences in relationship thought patterns, as seen by the author.

Have you ever wondered if fish get thirsty? Have you wondered how to fold a fitted sheet or why they made the word illiteracy so hard to spell? Is there another word for synonym? Is the government so strict on stealing because they hate competition? I wonder these things and many others. If you want some questions to some of life's answers or hey, look, a bird. Come laugh at me... I mean with me.

I'm not sure what species she was or if she was even from Earth. Why did I marry her? And why the hell did I ever fuck her?

One way what we Wanted to be Might not come true We might not see We might not be free From pain of regret We might not yet have What we should get We might be stuck In a place dammed up A place broken down A place lost now

Sometimes, I.... Can't let myself trust No one's ever been true So I know that I must Believe in it all Believing in you Or nothing makes any sense So can I let go And let you in

We are all lost, Tossed in a sea of shit and rot, Taught to be ourselves, But really, all they think we should’ve thought To be as they made us be. I’m just as bad at this all As I used to be. I’m worn down to naught and caught Up in a whirlwind of decay and haven’t got Two cents of sense to know what to believe, But in all this time, you should be used to me.

I want to see The face That lights a thousand nights That kiss That I can't live without Because I might Miss you so much That my life is emptiness I miss Every little thing That you've brought in to pull me out Of the hole my whole world has been If I could see you again

Surrounded by guilt For the bad things I've done There were so many walls That I had to build For you to tear down Turn around and then run

So alone I'm turning to stone The blood in my veins Just spilled on the ground And no one's around But pain I caused For us both It's a demon whose face Has already shown

All the times that I tried, I tried to do Anything, everything, any bit of bettering, And I’m withered, and I’m blistered, and I’m bleeding All for you.

The pain I've felt so long Could never have been Without reason Every bit of it could never be wrong Because it's taught me what To really say and how to mean it You're so good I can't believe my eyes I can't understand how you came to be You've made me thankful for all the lies I ever had to believe And made me thank God you came to me Every untruth I was told

Only nothingness exists, but I don't give a shit... too dead inside to care.

I used to think it was us. I used to think it was you. But now all I can think Is dreams never come true. Was it me, Baby? Was it no use? Is there a reason Dreams never come true?

Empty and broken, Oscillating to answer to Everything everyone says of me, Demanding my attention, No careful condemnation Erasing my innocence Invasion of anything I ever thought I'd be

The greatest love I have ever known, with or without me, love's brightest ray ever shone We may be together Never again But I will love you Evermore

The touch that makes me weak Soft skin on cheek Everything wonderful When you're in my arms So breathless I have to fight to speak I love everything that you are

You'll regret the choices that you've made, Old Man Happy Father's Day! Now the uncaring father's son Is a man Out bravin this life on his own Without his father's love Sometimes so alone

You’re still staring through that glass, Painting me afraid, Wasting me away I don’t know where you are, But to me, you’re in there somewhere, In that frame, Lurking, longing, not belonging, all the same, Wanting to reappear, hoping to have me here

One of the loneliest and darkest times of my life, demonstrating the emergence of the depths of the human soul, brought out in verse.

I I could have lied And said that I'm alright When you asked me how I was Even though I tried I never could deny That I never had enough

Your dream of this creation called love is just the blinding nightmare you've convinced yourselves is there to bring hope.

I guess all we'll ever have Is so much pain, It makes me laugh I thought by now It might be in the past I know love, it never lasts And you're so cheap, easy, and fast Most of the time, you're so trashed But I can't leave Cuz I like the way you look From the back

I would move a mountain To heal your pain. I would take it all And not complain If it could be in that bed, So torn and afraid. We share someone, The one that took your name And gave me life. She’s my mother. She’s your wife. You don’t deserve this at all, And it’s not alright.