By Luca Satana

As much as I tried to maintain my once stellar productivity, I’m afraid my quest to find alternative uses for Spam slowed considerably, as I was forced to temporarily step aside to give my daughter my undivided attention, as my motto has always been family comes first, as I tried, as patiently as I could, to assuage my daughter’s apparent unquenchable thirst for this newfound food source, which was, regretfully, me. Regardless of this unforeseeable dip in productivity, I was determined to get on track. Just as soon as I, and my daughter, were able, as I deeply believed, if you could look past all the intense blowjobs she gives, my daughter was a really nice girl.