Khutting Up the Koran

Khutting Up the Koran Part One: The Mecca Wish Foundation
Series: Khutting Up the Koran. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,340. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Islam / Koran & Sacred Writings
From the Author who brought you the much better written "Butchering the Bible" series comes the next chapter in book-killing horror. So strap in, grab a cup of Spice Coffee, and get ready to experience the worst ever retread of a holy book. From MUHAMMAD, that is. THIS Author is not that bad a writer. No, really, I'm not. Hey wait! Come back! WARNING: Not safe for Muslims. Last Updated: 1/15/2018
Khutting Up the Koran Part Three: Funky Cold Medina
Series: Khutting Up the Koran. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,990. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2017. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Islam / Koran & Sacred Writings
This is the most fun third book ever written about the most boring "holy" book ever written! Totally not worth the price of admission! DO NOT buy this book! Buy my other series instead! Bonus Introduction with book! Isn't this EXCITING! I LOVE exclamation marks!!! What's that? You prefer question marks??? What are you, some kind of pansy? Last Updated: January 15, 2018
Khutting Up the Koran Part Two: The Mecca Wish Conclusion
Series: Khutting Up the Koran. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 40,480. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Islam / Koran & Sacred Writings, Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Islam / Theology
In this book, we will explore even MORE of the crushingly boring "revelations" of the Islamic Brainwasher's Manual, as Muhammad lets his inner Allah do even MORE of the talking, and, as a result, ends up having to flee from Mecca and settle in the city of Medina... where he will eventually talk about even MORE of the boring stuff, I'm sure. Whee! What joy! Last Updated: January 15, 2018