So there I was scrolling down my news feed when I see that my sexy young niece Katie has an announcement.
“I am so happy to announce that myself and Marcus are getting engaged!”
Well hash fucking tag young and in love, There was only one way to handle this situation. I was going to take my Doberman Thor around to her house and command him to knot that little slut right in front of her boyfriend.
I think there was a slight misunderstanding when I told the old gypsy woman I wanted to fuck my own mother doggy style. The stupid bitch went and turned me into a dog!
Anyway here I am in dog form with a twelve inch cock and my mother standing in front of me. Apparently I turn back into human form at midnight. Best make hay while the sun shines I guess.
When my gangster grandpa catches me trying to fix races at his dog track, he decides that I need to be punished. Even if I am family. He gives me a chance. If I can outrun the greyhounds I win my freedom, but if not, then the dogs will dispense their own form of bestial justice. And grandpa will join in.
Later I had learned that what daddy had actually said over the phone was ‘Take the dog for a walk in the park. You’ll meet your Uncle Dick there, be sure to give him those sixty bucks that you owe him.’
But it had not been a good line so what I had actually heard was ‘Take the dog for a knot in the park. You’ll see your uncle’s dick their, be sure to give him those sexy sucks that you owe him.'
When my grandma humiliates me in front of everyone at work I decide to take action. I have the paperwork to prove she has been avoiding taxes. So I turn up one night when she is working late with my Great Dane in tow to pay her a little visit. Basically grandma can go to jail, or she can get those false teeth out and give me and Rex a gum-job.
We give refuge to an old woman who wanders into our farm. But it turns out she is not here by accident. This woman is an evil witch who gets her kicks from transforming people into animals and making them commit bestial acts-sometimes on their own family.
If only they knew what old grandma go up to when I went deep into the woods. They though that I was just doing the decent thing and taking the family dog for a walk, stretching my old legs.
Little did they know that at sixty years old I was still the animal cock loving deviant that I had been since I was eighteen.
My mom has just divorced. I overhear her in conversation saying she wants a young version of my dad who is hung like a horse. They say you can find anything on the internet and I find a potion that can turn me into a stallion.