My name is Leslie Anne Brennemann. I am a waitress at the Historical Hyannis Hotel Restaurant just off Highway 2 in Hyannis Nebraska. I am the daughter of Loretta Lynn Brennemann and Dory Azod. The times they are a changing, with space travel luring all the men away and drought and fires and earthquakes, cowbots and international money laundering, all of which pale in comparison to my real problems.
This is the story of growing up in nowhere land, losing a Mom and gaining a super hero. Still stuck in nowhere land, I have to single handedly save Grant County from itself, fight off international hitmen and catch the infamous Ostrich, a legendary man eating monster that eats the souls of wary men. Just kidding Barry does not eat souls and for all we know he left the country.
At 15 I had to learn some hard lessons. Like when I was a kid everyone assumed I was kidnapped as a baby just because I looked different. And just because I had a biological mom and an adopted mom, everyone assumes they were married, in fact the entire county assumed all the women at the Brennemann Ranch were Lesbians. Except for one experimental Aunt, that assumption is entirely untrue.