Stupid Smartphones

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Stupid Smartphones
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Technology
(5.00 from 1 review)
Are Smartphones making us Dumber? Are Cellphones turning us into emotionless robots? These tough questions and others will not be answered in the following text. Instead, expect to find a small collection of comedy bits, jokes, an essay and a poem about how and why I hate smartphones (and stupid people).
Red Flag
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A dirty satire about a reckless writer who writes a book so controversial that the Department of Homeland Security turns to Dr. Huey Pacard, Head Director of the Domestic Cyber Terrorism Unit, to stop him before his book causes a geopolitical inconvenience.
The Glitch
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 7,180. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Francois is a hard worker with a dream of becoming a maverick in the field of graphic art. But strange things have been going on his Milwaukee Suburban town. Stories of dark strangers have surfaced, along with the mention of a glitch. But what does it all mean, and how is it all connected?
The Spiders Dark Web
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
(3.00 from 1 review)
100 Years in the Future, the FBI cracks down hard on White Collar Crime and corruption. Detective Willard is assigned the task of looking into the transaction records of an obscure company. But after finding the web address to an archaic computer simulation, FBI Cheif Bernard Miller finds himself tangled in the dark corners of the Dark Web. Caught up in a web of power, will he make it out alive?
Mississippi River Queen
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 3,290. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Horror » General
A divorced father fixes up a boat, and decides to go boating on a hot summer day with his son. On their way back, they see a light, and then their motor fails, and then the trouble happens. Learn what happens on that faithful summer night in this Short Horror Story.
Virtu
Series: Stupid Smartphones. You set the price! Words: 11,770. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Chet Paul's a young Classical Guitar Virtuoso who lives off the inheritance from his parents' tragic death. A loner, Chet feels awkward living alone in a world far different from the sheltered suburban life he was born in. So, he spends his days learning new songs on his acoustic guitar & working odd jobs to stay afloat financially. However, all of that changes when he meets the love of his life.
Bleeding Eyes
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It's New Years Eve 2019, and Mark and Susan Anthony are on their way to Jerusalem to visit the Old City. However, while on their way, they uncover an ancient legend, and learn the hard way, to never mock the Messiah in the Holy Land.
The Malware Before Christmas
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 3,180. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Santa's Elves create a Super Computer powerful enough to judge the difference between naughty and nice. And Santa, still tired from last Christmas, is willing to test it on Christmas Eve. Spoiler Alert. It does not end well in this Christmas Comedy for Adults.
Solar Flare
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 4,280. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
The Madison's are a normal American family until one day when the internet crashes and the world falls into chaos, and Henry Madison, a factory labourer forced to work for gruel, makes a stand and becomes a company hero.
Spiral Circles
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 4,110. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Occult
(1.00 from 1 review)
The CERN supercollider is a machine that charges tiny particles to the speed of sound, launching them into other tiny particles, and documenting the explosions. But what will happen when Dr. Laurel and Dr. Hardy are given the task to charge the particle to the speed of light? Will it destroy the world, and will our brave underpaid scientists be able to save the world from ourselves?
A Brief History of Mishaps
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 3,430. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Alternative history
A Collection of three short stories about sex, drugs and sharks. The first story is set in the past, the second in the modern world, and the third in an alternative future.
Karma Dog and the Cat Named Itchy Whiskers
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short Story about the sibling rivalry between a cat and a Dog.
The Book of Spells
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 9,870. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Occult
The Sequel to THE WITCHES HAVE THEIR HOUR. Our young hero bribes a group of childhood misfits to embark on a weekend camping trip. But forgets to mention that this isn't an ordinary camping trip. The powers that be are after his rare books. And they will stop at nothing to take what they want no matter the cost. Will our hero and his ragtag friends be able to survive the weekend?