The Anaconda Copper
by Peter Schutes
#1 of 2 Sheriff Whelan Dowd, also known as 'Stack', was gifted and cursed with an appendage so large, it injures women. He has learned to enjoy the company of men, but even they grow fearful in the presence of his massive tool, which looms as big as the giant smokestack dominating the town of Anaconda. He looks for love but only finds sex, until a man with a similar curse reveals himself.