In a world where the Standards are not just everything but rather are the Only Thing, nothing very interesting can happen. But then this isn't that sort of world, at least if you know where and how to look, but it is a very proper world, at least when it comes to good literature and tea, so grab a cozy chair, your favorite beverage, and enjoy the read!
A Book of Ellipses and Tea
Of Tea...and Things
by Susan Skylark
Series: A Book of Ellipses and Tea.
Price:
Free!
Words: 98,650.
Language:
English.
Published: November 8, 2018
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Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fairy tales
Everyone knows there are things and then there are Things, but happily Tea is nowhere near so complicated, so grab a cup and join Miss Iris as she ponders the impossible, the improbable, and the downright improper, at least for a Lady who tries to abide by the Standards. But what does one do when the Proper Thing is impossible?
Tea for Two...Hundred
by Susan Skylark
Series: A Book of Ellipses and Tea.
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 97,980.
Language:
English.
Published: March 25, 2019
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Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Fairy tales
Here we go again, good thing there's plenty of tea involved or this might be considered scandalously ridiculous, but then anything this much fun usually is, tea or not. Join Miss Iris as she happens upon more outrageous adventures and meet a whole clan of new friends, but be careful, they bite! Good thing there's always an Aunt handy or things might get truly out of hand.
Tea's...Company
by Susan Skylark
Series: A Book of Ellipses and Tea.
Price:
$1.99 USD.
Words: 100,890.
Language:
English.
Published: September 28, 2019
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Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Fairy tales
As certain as Death and Taxes, the third volume is upon us, and must be endured as all else, but at least this one will make you smile as you go insane, just ask Uncle Max! All your favorite characters are back, along with a few more Uncles and more parties than are recommended for health or sanity, but what else is a biped to do?
The Book of Ellipses and Tea
by Susan Skylark
Series: A Book of Ellipses and Tea.
Price:
$2.99 USD.
Words: 344,480.
Language:
English.
Published: December 18, 2019
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Categories:
Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Fairy tales
The Standard Three Volume Novel is here at last, along with a special cross over novel from the 'In Shadow' series, so pull up your ugliest chair, grab your favorite cup, and enjoy a ridiculous romp with Miss Iris, Great Aunt Mildred, and even Jace. You never know what will happen or who you'll meet, but it will certainly be interesting! Tea not included, but feel free to brew your own.