The Wonka Stories

A Wonka Presents! Story - The Cat Who Never Was
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Adventure » General
This short story is about an unusual friendship between Anya, who lives with her Mum and although she never speaks, does have a talent for drawing things, like Oodles, the cat who never was; this special magical cat is drawn by Anya but these two friends become lost to each other and only by trusting in a deeper magic will they both find what they seek. Once more Wonka tells us an enchanting tale.
Conversations with Wonka - Part Eight
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,670. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 17, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Aha here is the Chief Advisor again, Wonka to steer Owner past all the trouble spots and make sure his special seaside biscuits are stocked up. The two old soldiers Percy and George are also on hand from their old photos on the mantelpiece to ensure she makes those right decisions! But will she? and will the new neighbours see her off? Do read this new installment and find out! Big love Wonka X
Conversations with Wonka - Part Four
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back to ease us out of the Summer and towards the next set of tricksy decisions. As per he is like an arrow to Owner's brain keeping her on target with the beloved Life Plan. Even Jung gets a look in, leafing through his vast library of ancient wisdom to provide Owner with answers. Hers of course. Find out the latest with Wonka, as he quite rightly tells it how it is.
Conversations with Wonka - Part Seven
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The word up is that Owner has a new role to fulfil, and two new helpers talking her through it. Percy and George have their work cut out and Owner's summer reunion with the fab three proves tricky. Losing friends or making them, Wonka is keen to remain chief adviser. Follow her latest demise and spiralling fortunes! With love X
Conversations with Wonka - Part Six
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,080. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Another conversations just in time for Christmas, and bringing you up to date with Tinkers, the Boolleys and the lowly shed. Has Wonka been phrophetic? Can he see into the future or is it all a funny dream? Owner has to make some heart-wrenching decisions and Wonka removes himself to the Narnia Cupboard. Will it resolve, become worse or……do read it and find out with big Christmas Love & peace X
Conversations with Wonka - Part Three
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Here we go again into a brand new Year, and only Wonka to help Owner press on. What with Life Planners and Financial sections, surely she can make it all happen? There is the usual casting back to the ancients, those Greeks and then we come across Wonka's favourite Edward De Bono. Plan as if you have the money! But will Owner listen? And what about Baba too......read on and find out
Conversations with Wonka - Part five
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Hurrah! It is time for more Wonka, and the way of the Life Plan; even better now that Owner has found some new bedtime reading with a finger on the pulse of the universe - between this and Jung who is still hanging round the kitchen, can Wonka’s firm advice (dinner lady? You!) hold sway? Well do read the very latest to find out, stick the kettle on, feet up and enjoy. With our love of course.x
Conversations with Wonka - Part two
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Wonka is back once more and brings with him, reluctantly, his simple friend Baba. Advising and talking it up you can't keep a good cat down and Wonka can advise on just about anything. It will soon be the jolly season but Owner is so far avoiding it. Can Wonka bring her round? Do read on and find out if merry Christmas is on the agenda....
Conversations with Wonka - part one
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Wonka, or Willie Wonka to be formal, is a self professed adviser to humans and is a cat. His knowledge is spot on, current and of course very funny. His main sport is chasing the other cat and telling his owner what to do. His wisdom appears quite rightly in a series of short stories, and this is his first tale.
Even More Wonka - Golly goes to Heaven
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,610. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka has more to say to guide his Owner through an awful time of it, pondering on his good friend Golly and wondering on why Baba is now on the inside. Witty as ever, he shoots straight from the hip and won't tolerate Humans who give up at the first post. Keep going and keep reading...
Just Wonka
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 3,460. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Once more we join Wonka, the ninth in the series, and thanks to him Owner has pressed on with her goals, all set out in that Life Plan. Hurtling towards them with Wonka's fair but firm advice, surely all is going well? Even Shakespeare could have turned this tragedy into a comic turn, but what of Wonka, all alone now and without beloved Baba not to mention Golly? Join in the fun and find out!
More Wonka - Tales from the back door
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
More sensible advice and observations from Wonka as his owner continues to face life bravely and alone. aside from beloved Golly and Wonka, a needy cat may yet enter the story, by the back door.
Wonka Presents - Duffel Again
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 4,440. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Easter & Lent, Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ah, Easter with all the whiff of magic, and smell of the seaside, what better time than this to bring back Duffel! Wonka is once more proud to present our story for Easter, Duffel Again . Sent on a new quest to rescue a beloved cat, Duffel is transported from Level Two down to the seaside, and meets the strange Madame Fortuna, and then has a happy reunion! Do enjoy our new story, big Easter love x
Wonka Presents! A Story for New Year's Eve
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Wonka presents our very last surprise tale of the year, The Crossing Time, lying forgotten in a drawer. We must tell it, said Owner and who better to see in the New Year whilst the old one goes over, than Wonka telling this haunting tale. Meet Alice Snood and her cold ways, and the shadows that stay with her. Set in the old town of Hull, once again on this final eve, draw up a chair and enjoy!x
Wonka Presents! Duffel and The Inheritance
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,680. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
The third Duffel adventure for all to enjoy is here! Follow Duffel and Sam as they set off to find a missing Will, left behind in the most famous museum in France, The Louvre! Without his inheritance, Dorothy’s cousin will lose everything, and his precious animal sanctuary must close. Can Duffel save the day and fit in a bit of sightseeing? Enjoy the magic, the tricks and a little mouse Milo.X
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Friends
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 8,260. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment, Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Christmas & Advent
Hurrah! Another adventure for Neddy rocker and little Joe with yet another wish for the Manager of the Returns Dept to organize.Hold on though, there is a trainee administrator called Donald,sorting out those wishes and Neddy is at risk of a mixed up wish going instead to a snow leopard called Maximillian.Will the magic come through like it did before? Emily and Edward think so. Enjoy with love x
Wonka Presents! 'The Story of Diva' - Part one
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Holiday » Family
Bad fairy crouched in the chest. Able to squeeze and squash into places rather like a mouse, she nestled there now; her purpose fulfilled as it was to read the Spell locked in there, and cast by good fairy for a puppy called Diva. The Spell unfolds, and through Diva we encounter the mortal world of beings and the clash of good and bad immortalised in the ancient kingdom of Fairy. It’s magic! x
Wonka Presents! 'The Story of Diva' - Part two
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,810. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Between our world and the ancient kingdom of Fairy are the places to pass through: 'Bad fairy waited at this hole, excited by the Spell she had read and understood, and frankly in very high spirits. Her short dark hair bobbed up and down as she hovered and moved quickly round the hole, all the time calling Diva’s name. But calling it in Good fairy’s voice.' Join Diva for Part two, it's magic!
Wonka Presents! - A Spooky Tale
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 4,390. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Halloween
Ooh it’s nearly Halloween and time for a new Wonka Story! To celebrate this special eve, we are bringing you a spooky tale with a proper dash of mystery and strange happenings…guided by a cat called Ginger Tom you will follow his journey from one home to another, and the hidden secret of the Napoleon Hat Clock. With illustrations too, so snuggle down and enjoy! With big Love from me and Wonka X
Wonka Presents! An Egyptian Tale
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,090. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Wonka presents another tale, which introduces Ramondo, an ancient Egyptian on the loose from the British Museum; summonsed to our little backyard in mysterious circumstances but aided by Gingertop, the latest stray cat in our midst, Ramondo appears to Wonka but not to me! Relying on Wonka to tell all, we unravel the mystery of his visit and the magic of Bastet, an ancient Egyptian Cat god. Enjoy!
Wonka Presents! Another Story for the New Year
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 5,060. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Adventure, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Supernatural
Specially for the New Year, another tale to follow on from the story for New Year’s Eve 2014, and begun in Spooky Tale. It is the third and final part of the story of Alice Snood, her sister Elizabeth and good friends Jean and Father Merry. Is it as spooky as spooky can be? Yes! So cuddle up to the nearest cushion and enjoy what happens when the wind gets up and the weather turns. Happy New Year X
Wonka Presents! Duffel does the Met
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
Hurrah! A fourth in the Duffel series, who this time sets down in New York at the very famous Met Museum. Another easy peasy mission, to rescue Doris a messenger pigeon who has ended up in the Egyptian section of the museum. Find out how Duffel does at the Met, and whether Sam can escape Anubis, the Patron of Lost Souls and the Dead….Enjoy this Easter Treat, with love from me and Wonka X
Wonka Presents! The Story of Diva - Part Three & The final instalment
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,890. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ah Diva, caught up between two fairies in this world instead of their own Fairy Kingdom, and herself pulling Gordon along to Kelvin grove Park; Em is dithering about Glasgow and Gordon, whilst back in Hull, Kimmy dog, faithful to her collie core is advising Em’s dear mum, Ma. Dangerous trickery and fairy magic are in store, so do read the last part of the story and follow Diva! with love from us x
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part One
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
At last it's Christmas and a magic tale awaits, Joe's Christmas, approved by Wonka and fully illustrated by Owner. In this Twelfth book in the series we meet Joe and his Mum again, but from Christmas past. There is Neddy rocking horse to take you through this magical tale and the mystery of the Returns Dept! Our Christmas gift from Us to You for wishes really do come true! Part one of three. x
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part Three
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Hurrah! The final instalment of our Christmas Story and the race is on to make the wishes come true. Neddy has travelled home with little Joe from the magic of the Returns Dept and watches from his bedroom window as there is a new and exciting arrival into the empty flat below! Could this be the magical answer to those wishes? Do enjoy our story and tonight make your wish on that special star!x