That was so stupid. Remember? That embarrassing “Get in Mommy’s shorts” disciplinary technique? Well, it was embarrassing for me. Super embarrassing! I mean, what were our moms thinking? What a bunch of weirdos! In my particular case, I suppose I would have to take some of the blame. After all, I was a real prick back then. The worst! Regardless, I’m sorry, but the lion’s share, or lioness’ share of the blame would still have to fall squarely on my crazy mom. Or maybe my mom’s crazy sex-drive.