by Naomi Kramer
Cooper's dead. But what's a nerd to do when Heaven doesn't believe in technology, and hell's hotter than an overclocked CPU? Panicking and running away back to Earth seems a perfectly logical reaction, especially since his beloved computer hasn't come with him.
This is a very short book - novelette length.
It contains frequent foul language, adult themes, nerd-speak and Aussie insults.