By Luca Satana

Okay, so, first off, my parents are weird. I mean, if you ask me, they’re downright dysfunctional. My dad is stupid and does dumb things, like goes to the bar and not much else. My mom is super nice and sweet, and saves lives, literally, working as a doctor at the hospital. And yet, my dad, like some kind of fucking delusional wart puss nags my mom incessantly. Over the stupidest stuff. Nothing, really. Telling her to do this and do that. Giving her chores. Actual chores. He literally does nothing all day, and he gives her chores to do. It was really bogus. And my mom, she just sits there and takes it. And now, on top of that, thanks to some stupid shit I said, it’s even worse for her. And let me tell you, I think it sucks I’m now one of my poor mom’s chores.