The Intergalactic Guide to Humans

Alien Abduction for Beginners
Series: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,670. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2020 by Peryton Press. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
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Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they’re graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted...
Alien Abduction for Professionals
Series: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 28,590. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2021 by Peryton Press. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
I was abducted by incompetent aliens. They didn't know what they were doing and they still don't have a clue. Now that we're done with all the probing, they're taking lessons in 'Caring for Vulnerable Females' and 'Nest Building for Beginners' in order to turn me into their mate. And no, they don't listen when I tell them I don't need a nest. 
Alien Abduction for Experts
Series: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 34,270. Language: British English. Published: April 3, 2021 by Peryton Press. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
My mates and I are on the run while trying to figure out why our professor wants me dead. Not exactly the punishment I expected for botching an assignment. To get our happy end on a luxury resort planet, we may have to do the one thing I don't want my mates to do: abduct another alien. When the abductee becomes the abductor, something is seriously wrong with the universe.
Alien Abduction for Santa
Series: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,570. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2021 by Peryton Press. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Sisters A-Vay and A-Ven are close to finishing their course in Alien Abduction at the prestigious Intergalactic University. To stay top of their class, they need to perform the best abduction Earth has never seen. After weeks of monitoring the planet's communications, they've set their eyes on Earth's most famous man, a guy with a white beard and red coat. He may be old but he's ho-ho-hot...
Alien Abduction for Pirates
Series: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,310. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2021 by Peryton Press. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
He never expected her to be his mate… Aedan and his crew of space pirates are in a bit of a pickle. The authorities have finally caught up with him and he faces years of imprisonment on a prison planet. The only way out: volunteer to teach an Alien Abduction course at the Intergalactic University.