K'Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit

Small Beginnings
Series: K'Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 20,230. Language: British English. Published: November 14, 2019 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When your very existence is treason, employment opportunities are thin on the ground. But when one of the biggest crime lords in the city makes The Pan of Hamgee a job offer he can’t refuse, it’s hard to tell what the dumbest move is: accepting the offer or saying no to Big Merv. Neither will do much for The Pan’s life expectancy. Small Beginnings is written in British English
Nothing To See Here
Series: K'Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,110. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It’s midwinter. Preparations for the biggest religious festival in the K’Barthan year are in full swing. Religious activity might be banned but no-one’ll ignore Arnold, The Prophet’s Birthday. Can The Pan of Hamgee deliver the traditional Prophet's Birthday gift to Big Merv's business associates, evade the security forces and make it back across town to an unofficial celebration with his friends.
Close Enough
Series: K'Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,010. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As recently appointed delivery man for Big Merv, one of Ning Dang Po's most powerful crime bosses, The Pan of Hamgee is ordered to deliver a gift to Big Merv's current girlfriend. With a pair of bespoke-made, sapphire and diamond earrings on board, and a trip across the city in the offing, what could possibly go wrong? Everything. This book is written and spelled in British English
Too Good To Be True
Series: K'Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit, Book 4. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 88,810. Language: British English. Published: March 18, 2021 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When The Pan of Hamgee encounters some mudlarkers trying to land a box on the banks of the River Dang he is happy to help and is rewarded with some of the contents. Amazed, he realises it's one of the most expensive delicacies available in K’Barth, Goojan spiced sausage. If he can sell it, the sausage might spell the end of his troubles. Or it may bring a whole load more.