"And, of course," Veronica continued. "We have one other trait in common, one not held in much esteem by our society. Unlike most other undergrad college women, we did not casually give boys access to our bodies. Not that we are boring and repressed, obeying old-fashioned religious proscriptions. Or naive and innocent. Not at all. We are modern women who recognize our worth. We place a high value on our beauty, the better to attract the highest quality men -- who prefer fresh ladies."
They all applauded, then began filling up their crystal glasses with champagne from the bottles left on ice.
Veronica held up her glass full of sparkling red. "Ladies, here's to the League of Worldly Wise Innocents!"