A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)

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The Flame Game by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count). Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 104,740. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Bailey and Quinn are back for one last action-filled adventure! A corrupt police chief is on the loose, and it falls to Bailey and Quinn to put an end to him before he finds some way to weaponize the spreading rabies virus, create yet another batch of potent gorgon dust, and otherwise wreck Bailey's happily ever after. With a pair of orphaned gorgon whelps to care for, more animals she can...
Playing with Fire by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 111,880. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, a fire-breathing unicorn on a mission of destruction, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution. Catering to the magical is a tough gig on a good day, but Bailey has few other options. Spiking drinks with pixie dust keeps the locals happy and beats cleaning up the world's nastiest magical substances. She could live without serving Police...
Hoofin' It by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 131,050. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Shifters, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Vampires
All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early, unwanted retirement from the police force. New York City delivered, distracting him with three corpses and a miniature llama with a spitting problem and an attitude. If he wants to return to a normal life, he'll have to face off against a sex...
Hearth, Home, and Havoc by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,360. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Dakota had never intended to become the single mother of a goddess, but after her abusive ex storms back into her life, she'll do anything necessary to protect her family. Warning: contains humor, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.
Serial Killer Princess by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,890. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution. Why would anyone put a mermaid and a gorgon in the same room together? While Tulip enjoys being alive, her lineage brings her nothing but trouble. Snakes eat fish, and the mer love tearing apart their serpentine nemeses with their hands and teeth. As for the gorgons…...
Whatever for Hire by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 112,590. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution. Fetching a cat out of a tree should've been a quick, easy fifty bucks in Kanika's pocket. Instead, following one stray thought, the devil pays her a visit and leaves her with a debt to repay. Owing the devil a favor is bad enough, but her life is turned upside down when...
Owl Be Yours by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 32,770. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
After a wildfire took everything from her, Emily Hall made do surviving as a homeless human by day and as an owl at night. When one of the men responsible for infecting her with lycanthropy comes winging his way back into her life, she must choose between revenge or resuming a normal life. Until Daniel's return, she never dreamed she might be able to have both. Warning: this novella contains...
Last but not Leashed by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 7. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,030. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
When Dale went to work security at one of the local malls, he expected trouble. Between his boss, a hybrid lycanthrope female on a mission to claim her mate, and his pack on a mission to change his relationship status, he's in for a week he'll never forget. Warning: This novella contains humor, romance, a temporary escape from life, a body, and puns. No plots were severely harmed during testing...
No Kitten Around by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 96,040. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General
Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution. The last thing Reed Matthews needs in his life is a kitten, but when an orphaned tabby suckers him into becoming her caretaker, he's in for the ride of his life. Add in an angel determined to meddle in his affairs, a devil with an agenda, and a bucketful of bad omens...
Fowl Play by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 9. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 42,280. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Warning: This novella contains humor, romance, magic, puns, bodies, and a short detour from reality. No plots were severely harmed during the making of this story. Instead of a quiet dance retreat where she could escape the insanity of being the daughter of an angel, a succubus, and a lycanthrope, Emma Sansaul plummets into the middle of murder, mayhem, and mischief. As becoming the next victim...
Blending In by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 10. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 70,860. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday, Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Thanks to a jealous divine, whenever Chase Butler comes anywhere near Miriah, she turns into a chameleon. While her hopes of having a happily ever with Mr. Right are dashed, she's determined to have the next best thing: a perfect Christmas. Finding a puppy for her son, dodging the unwanted attention of her divine fling of an ex, and keeping on top of a holiday charity drive for local pet...
Cheetahs Never Win by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 11. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 95,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy
Witnessing a double homicide dumps Aaron Clinton into the middle of a gruesome murder investigation. To stop the budding serial killer from striking again, Aaron's forced to join forces with a reformed cop and a colony of cranky cats. Warning: this novel contains cats, murder, more cats, mayhem, cheetahs, mischief, felines, a serial killer, romance, humor, puns, generalized hilarity, and...
Burn, Baby, Burn by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 12. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 104,720. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Bailey and Quinn are back! Bailey Ember Gardener Quinn should've read the manual on caring for an incubus before marrying hers. The marriage license hadn't mentioned anything about their sexy, insatiable ways. If she doesn't get a single night of undisturbed rest soon, she'll snap—or go on a napalm bender. Either would work. Recruiting Tiffany "Perkette" Perkins to be her partner-in-crime isn't...
Double Trouble by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 13. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 58,390. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Shifters
This novel is also in Water Witch: a Dustin Walker Anthology and Other Tales by RJ Blain. Layla, a recovering drug addict, reformed kleptomaniac, and general troublemaker, believes she has a one-way ticket straight to hell to go with her general rap sheet. Instead of jail time, she's ordered to perform ninety days of community service. Her job is simple: she must keep two unicorns out of...
Grave Humor by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 14. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 85,760. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General
Most days, Anwen regrets working at a funeral home despite the good pay. With the residents no longer inclined to stay in their coffins where they belong, she's got her hands full making sure everyone follows the rules: In the funeral home, there is no screaming, no murdering, no mutilation, no possessions, no kidnappings, no resurrections, and no cursing of any type. Be quiet and stay polite...
A Chip on Her Shoulder by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 15. Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 92,120. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General
After a deal with loan sharks sours, Darlene's brother is permanently transformed into a chipmunk. Not one to accept impossibility as a good excuse for failure, she's determined to rescue her brother and secure revenge against those who'd poisoned him with grade-a transformatives. If she wants to perform a miracle, she'll need to join forces with a divine, but the man upstairs and his angels...
Murder Mittens by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 17. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 93,910. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Romance » Romantic Comedy, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Shifters
Becoming a bounty hunter and taking on the call sign of Murder Mittens wasn't Harri's brightest move, but what's a lynx to do with millions of debt while working a customer service gig? The scars deforming her face won't remove themselves, and she'll bag and tag every criminal in the United States to get rid of them if necessary. Being assigned a handler could make or break her, but did the...
Catnapped by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 18. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 103,850. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
When someone steals Diana's cat, a former lab animal rescued from death's door, she calls on one of the most dangerous beings in the universe for help. Cutting a deal with the devil isn't the smartest move, but there's no way in hell she'll abandon Mr. Flooferson the Magnificent to his fate. Teaming up with the son of a demon, an angel, and one hell of a woman might push Diana to the limits of...
Plaidypus by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 19. Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 94,810. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2022 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Shifters, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Vampires
After a close encounter of the hotspot kind, Nadine's paws are full figuring out how to feed her thirsty vampire of a brother, trying to convince the CDC she actually can be a shapeshifter infected with the lycanthropy virus, and dodging the pack of crazy women out for her blood—or her brother's body. She's not sure if they want her or her brother, but she doesn't want to find out. Nadine knows...
Doggone Mess by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 20. Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 146,590. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2023 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Shifters
(5.00 from 1 review)
Single, female lycanthrope: check. Bills to pay: check. A bounty for the hottest single lycanthrope on the block: check. As the sole holdout of the corporate buyout of her apartment building, Joyce Gray is determined to transform her stubborn pride into a masterpiece in order to stay off the streets. Dipping her hands into the dark world of bounty hunting would give her the funds needed to find...
101 Ways to Die by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 21. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 81,510. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2023 by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
Officer McMarin of the NYPD is in for the ride of her life when the Chief Quinns storm into her station, promote her to the rank of detective, and relocate her to Manhattan. Saddled with the dubious honor of being Chief Bailey Quinn's primary rider is only the beginning of her woes. Her first case delves into the dark waters of the many ways in which a person can die. At the heart of the...
Whiskers on Kittens by
Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count), Book 22. Pre-release—available December 19, 2023. Price: $6.99 USD. Language: English. Published by Pen & Page Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » General, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal » Shifters
The next time a friend dared her to steal something, Kelsie would say no. Should the friend also be a succubus, not only would she say no, she would run for the nearest border faster than a bat fleeing the dark depths of hell. Under normal circumstances, she didn't even mind serving community service. It added spice to an otherwise boring day and gave her something productive to do. Hoping to...