Lubrican's Short Stories

This book contains four stories, commonly called "stroke stories." "Love On The Range": A a cowboy strays onto a ranch where there are women, but no men. He's asked to stay. "Feeding Petunia", A a man comes to a modern day farm where there are women, but no men. "Kammi Learns How", A girl is introduced to sex on a ranch. "The Ranger's Intern" A girl is introduced to sex in a national forest.

Four shorts: "The Cheerleader Blues": A popular girl loses a bet and has to come up with a pair of the school geek's semen-stained shorts. "As The Wind Blows": Best friends discover sex high in a treehouse as the wind helps them. "Getting Into The Scene": Parts in the school play require they practice a sex scene. "Mr. Wilson's Lessons": A painting accident puts man and girl in the shower.

Four more short stroke stories: "Nothing Left To Wager": A 'bet your girlfriend in a poker game' plot with a twist. "The Hot Tub Blues": Girl sneaks into the hot tub on prom night with her brother's friends. "The Book Model": Bored woman poses for pictures in book. Her male counterpart is a surprise. "The Teacher's Conference": Teacher says student is special. Says mom is special too. Does both.

Four more stroke stories from Lubrican: "The Kindergarden Blues": A young ruffian becomes a teacher's aide and she smooths him all out] "How R.B. Miller Got His Name": Exactly what the title says. "Re-Union": A guy scores big time in college, only to experience re-union at his college reunion. "The Surgical Answer To Virginity": Lubrican's head nod to the ever popular doctor's office story.

Four short stories on the darker side. The Two Day Erection stars a man who tries to take advantage of a doctor, but the tables are turned. Scamming The Wives is about four men trying to take advantage of their wives, but the tables are turned. Be Careful What You Wish For is a different take on a wimp husband story. And Night of the Pregnant Cheerleaders gets the whole team knocked up.

Four more coming of age stories. A geek is assigned to tutor a hot cheerleader. Joe Diffie's song about what's written on the water tower in John Deere Green is explained. The ugly duckling (a girl, not a duck) grows up and turns out to be a swan. Another author issues a bizarre challenge and Lubrican accepts the task.

Another four story anthology of Lubrican's fantasies. In the first, a girl becomes VERY well acquainted with her neighbor. In the second a girl becomes VERY well acquainted with a mysterious lighthouse keeper. In the third a girl becomes VERY well acquainted with her male lead in a play. And in the fourth a girl becomes VERY well acquainted with her birth coach. See long description for more.

A variety of tales to enjoy. In the first, called "The Ghost", an eerie being inhabits the bodies of two lovers. The second, titled "The Cowboy Who Didn't Speak Indian" is about love between a man and woman who don't speak the same language. The last is a novella in which something unexpected defeats a crew of bloodthirsty aliens intent on conquering Earth. Lust can be dangerous!

Volume 7 contains 4 "Uncle Bob" stories in which his nieces end up much closer to Uncle Bob than they might have intended. One works at a grain elevator and has to be lubed up to get her out of a grain transfer pipe. One works at a car wash with a tower where girls come back grinning. One wants to learn about his world class massages. The last involves her seeing things she isn't meant to see.