Stories for Demented Children

The Emo Bunny That Should
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » Rabbits, Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Emo the Bunny was a sad bunny. He preferred gloomy days, walks over a cliff and misery of any sort. One day he saw something very unusual. Normally he'd take a nap and try to forget about it, but for some reason he took an interest. Then things happened. Emo the Bunny hated it when things happened. With beautiful illustrations by Arlene Rose.
Zachary Zombie and the Lost Boy
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zachary Zombie is searching for newts in the forest. He finds a lost boy instead. When the boy asks nicely for help getting to his home in the village, Zachary agrees. Things are bound to go wrong when a magical stag, a pretty woman at the edge of a cliff, a party in the cemetery and villagers with torches and pitchforks are mixed with a craving for brainsss.
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Unholy Cow
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,960. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Everyone keeps talking about holy cows, but nobody wants to discuss the evil, unholy cows. They creep through nighttime pastures, looking for the next opportunity to make the world a worse place to live. Opal’s parents think Halloween is evil and that candy is bad for little children. They have never let her go trick or treating. Runyx the Unholy Cow is about to change that.
Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement. The time has come for all of that to change.
Phairyphant
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,400. Language: American English. Published: March 12, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Mystical phairyphants have existed since the days of wooly mammoths and mastodons. Phairydust allows them to fly on powerful, gossamer wings while they use their trunks to sniff the air for opportunities to make the world a better place for elephants. This is the story of Elly, one such phairyphant.
Naughty Nanoworms
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 7. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,050. Language: American English. Published: March 25, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Life on the streets is generally peaceful for Albert, but the streets are not without their hazards. While avoiding one type of trouble, Albert walks his way into even worse trouble. Will he keep his shopping cart? Will Meezer the cat come up with a plan to destroy the world? Can a shopping cart and a skateboard ever get along? The seventh entry in the Stories for Demented Children Series.
Zachary Zombie and the Wicked Worm
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Zachary Zombie has been sent by Gert the Wicked Witch to find the magical Dagger of Gik from the ruins of an old wizard’s mansion. He is accompanied by Al, Gus, and Carl, three fellow zombies. Will they discover the lost Dagger of Gik? What dangers await the rotting zombies? Who will lose the most body parts? And who, what, or where in the world is Gik?
Steampunk Roo
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 9. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,290. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » Kangaroos & wallabies, Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
(5.00 from 1 review)
It is a little known fact that Steampunk animals roam the wild Outback of Australia. Outside of Steampunk City are vast stretches of arid lands. Horrible news has come that someone is destroying water stops that keep the Steampunk animals running. It’s up to Steampunk Roo to bring a stop to the terrible destruction!
Pow the Panda, The Case of the Rainbow Dragon
Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 10. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,430. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals » General, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the fantastically roaring year of 1925, business is good for a hard-working private eye in Chinatown. Pow the Panda sits in his office, waiting for trouble to come through the door. When trouble does show up, a girl named Opal, a gorilla, a bear, a bed and bunch of bad puns join it. Pow is left with the Case ofthe Rainbow Dragon. Caution, this story has puns. It may also contain nuts.