Paradise - A Divine Comedy
by Glenn Myers
So I was driving to work when this angry suicidal lawyer crashed into me. She and I were flung out of our bodies, into the sky. So far, not a good day.
Captured, argued over, sold, our souls ended up in a cage called Paradise, where two evil spirits were market-testing new temptations for a sales conference.
Then a snake appeared. It was OK though: he was offering counselling.