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Confessions of a Heartbreaker
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,530. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
(5.00 from 1 review)
For high school senior, Parker Montgomery, life is pretty damn awesome. With his good looks and easy charm, girls usually fall right at his feet. Well... all except for one that is. Apparently she thinks he's some sort of walking STD. When Parker finds himself relegated to some strange place called the friend zone, he wonders if he can prove that even a confirmed man whore like himself can change.
All I've Never Wanted
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 119,190. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Maya Lindberg had a plan: Be invisible, graduate, and go to a great college. She almost succeeded, until she attracted the attention of the Scions, the four most powerful guys in school. One becomes her fake boyfriend, one her unwanted matchmaker, one her guardian angel, and the one she couldn't stand the most? Yeah, he's her new housemate.
Pretty Bad Things
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 74,310. Language: American English. Published: March 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Crazy house parties, grungy motel rooms, unexpected make-out sessions, bad dancing, and a scandalous twist are just the beginning. For a girl who’s never done anything remotely exciting, Livvie Jefferson is in for some pretty bad things.
My Best Friend's Brother: Finding Troy (Book 3)
Series: My Best Friend's Brother. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 50,330. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
WILL FINDING TROY WRECK LILLY'S LOVE LIFE? Since Troy came into the picture, Gino's been acting off; so when the heirloom necklace he gave Lilly disappears, she knows something's up. She promised Gino's grandmother that it would never leave her sight, and now it's gone without a trace. Where did it go? Will she get it back? And what will finding Troy do to Lilly Jacobson's love life?
My Best Friend's Brother: Book of Luke (Book 2)
Series: My Best Friend's Brother. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,630. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
HOW FAR CAN ONE LITTLE LIE GO? As senior year draws to a close and everyone prepares for a change of scenery, Lilly Jacobson's boyfriend, Gino Barone, backs out of moving to Hawaii with her. Distraught, Lilly tells a "little white lie" to make him reconsider. Or maybe it's not so little.
Stealing Princes
Series: The Calypso Chronicles, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 74,310. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
This is the second book in the internationally successful Calypso Chronicles series. Calypso begins the term facing a dilemma: who does she fancy? Freddie (the prince) or Billy (the fit older boy who rescued her from a dog attack) - or both! While text-flirting with them over the summer break was fun, she knows she has to choose and decides to make the big decision before the La Fiesta Ball...
Playing The Field
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,000. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
McKay has to quit the baseball team if he doesn't bring his algebra grade up. His best friend Tony thinks the natural solution is for McKay to befriend Serena, a pretty girl who aces algebra. Unfortunately, playing this game isn't so easy. McKay will keep readers alternately laughing and groaning as he is dragged kicking and screaming into the subtle (and often not so subtle) world of teen dating.
My Best Friend's Brother: Year of Luke (Book 5)
Series: My Best Friend's Brother. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 56,070. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
WHO WILL GET THEIR HAPPILY EVER AFTER? Ridiculous curfews, arguments, and retaining her sanity are all things Adonia worries about when her father visits for the holidays. She also needs to hide the fact that she and Luke live together; and plans not to spill the beans about her upcoming wedding until the very last minute—or risk her dad ruining it!
Jeff Goodwin and The Gnat Who Changed My Life
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 104,990. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome
It’s 1994 and Jeff Goodwin is a freshman in college. He’s got the love-bug bad for Maxine, the latest in a long line of infatuations, but the school mascot (a gnat named Scabbie) has been stolen—throwing the campus into complete disarray! Jeff is the only one who can find Scabbie, unveil the culprit, restore the school’s order and, just maybe, get the girl.
Life Was Cool Until You Got Popular
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 61,830. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Kaley’s BFF Jules is an alien clone. That has to be it. Because Jules wouldn’t dress like that or act like that…and she definitely wouldn’t be friends with Meg-a-bitch. LIFE WAS COOL UNTIL YOU GOT POPULAR chronicles the initial incomprehension of what happened to destroy their friendship. But that doesn't last long. Kaley's not losing her best friend without a fight!
The Care and Feeding of Rubber Chickens: A Novel
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,850. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2012 by Flying Raven Press. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
"My dad owns a rubber chicken factory." With this zany first line, readers are launched on a surprisingly poignant coming-of-age journey. Part buddy story, part road trip adventure, and part ruminations on the difference between love and infatuation, Carter offers up a vivid portrait of a young man who blunders into a thousand-mile quest to tell the girl of his dreams how he really feels.
Everybody Masturbates
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2010 by RateABull Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Growing Up, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
About the Story: Billy is a 10 year old boy with a big problem. His older brother just told him that he was going to grow hair on his hands. Now it's up to Billy's dad to explain to Billy that what he was doing was normal and OK. Respectfully Discusses: - What is masturbation - Why it feel good - Who does it - Where it's appropriate - Masturbation hygiene - and more
Eyeliner of the Gods
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,770. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Sixteen year old January James is off to Egypt to spend a month on an archaelogical dig…one complete with a mummy’s curse, a mysterious theft, and a numalicious hottie named Seth who just might be the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian God…
Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: An Unauthorized Harry Potter Parody
Price: $1.95 USD. Words: 54,730. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it’s not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy’s pet rock to conquer the world! Watch Henry Potty take on sparkly vampires in the Try Wizarding Tournament & unite all the hottest franchises into the powerful Order of the Takeout. Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable.
The Goob Factor
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,740. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(4.00 from 1 review)
Parents… school… friends… bullies… fourteen years old is a tough age to be. Especially if your name is Gooby. A humorous take on being a teenager... and growing up.
Priscilla the Great: The Kiss of Life (Book #2)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,810. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
Hey there! It’s me again, Priscilla, a lean, mean, tween machine. Just when I’m finally getting the hang of my powers, something even more confusing and harder to understand enters my world…boys. That’s right, I can shoot fire out of my fingers and lift a car with one hand, but for the life of me I can’t decode “boy-speak”… and that just might turn out to be the death of me.
TwiLITE A Parody
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,920. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
This parody skewers the best-selling novel about the sparkly undead. Whether you're a "Twilight" lover or hater, you'll laugh out loud. Readers have raved: "GOLD!" "I love Twilight. But I swear I think I almost love this even more." "This was hilarious!" This is a true parody that follows its inspiration non-event by non-event. It stars Edward Sullen and Bella Swoon, and boy is she clumsy.
The H.Unger Games Gone Wild A Parody
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 24,880. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Phatness Evermean accidentally volunteers on Infinite Justice Day (slogan: Sticking It To The Revolting Districts For Infinity) and is partnered with admirer/crowd-favorite, Kneader Malarky. Hoping someone else kills Malarky so she doesn't look like a rat, Phatness and her organically grown triple-D breasts are deterimined to win. Are Cupid's arrows as deadly as real ones? With a real rack, yes!
Sh*t Falls Up
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 73,360. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
One morning, David Michaels awakens at his sister’s studio apartment and ponders how it all went wrong for him. Three weeks earlier, he had a beautiful girlfriend, a fabulous apartment and a seemingly secure job. After losing everything, including his hair, all he has now is a place to sleep, albeit on a twin-size mattress. But, that's better that his other option, returning to his parent's house.
My Best Friend's Brother: Making Up Blake (Book 4)
Series: My Best Friend's Brother. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 50,260. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
WILL AN IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND DOOM THEM ALL? What’s Nikki’s ingenious plan to get Andre jealous? Tell him about her Facebook boyfriend, Blake. But she has a secret that might destroy any chance she might have with Andre—Blake isn’t real. Or is he? When her made-up boyfriend starts writing on her wall, flirting with her friends, and pissing off the guys, things get undoubtedly weird.

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