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The Sprite And I
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
What happens when a man finds a water sprite in his kitchen sink? And worse, what if it has an agenda? For Harold, with a hangover from a Christmas party, this is exactly what happens. Worse, the sprite insists Santa has been "spirited" away by an evil Vila, and so must be saved. For Harold, the reluctant hero, and committed nonbeliever in fairy creatures, this is all just too a little too much..
Crap from the Magi
Price: Free! Words: 1,950. Language: English. Published: September 21, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Caroline's mother-in-law was notorious for passing along old junk for the Holidays. This year, she out did even herself, proving that a poorly chosen gift has consequences.
The Halloween Collection
Price: Free! Words: 38,090. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2011 by CyberWitch Press. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - multi-author, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
The Indie Eclective: What is it, who are they, and why can they spell neither “eclectic” nor “collective” correctly? The Indie Eclective is an ensemble of authors operating under the assumption that Readers like Good Books. The Halloween Collection showcases spooky reads from nine very different authors.
Über den Wolken
Price: Free! Words: 970. Language: German. Published: October 30, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
NOTE: This is a German short film screenplay which won a 1st prize for best dialogue! In diesem Kurzfilmdrehbuch beobachten wir die beiden Fensterputzer Kalle & Ranjid bei der Arbeit an einer Hochhausfassade. Die amüsante Geschichte gewann den ersten Preis für die beste Dialogszene beim renommierten Writing Tournament 2005 in Berlin.
Murder Trims the Tree (A Gertie Johnson Christmas Novella)
Series: Gertie Johnson Murder Mysteries, Book 7. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 15,090. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
When Gertie and her cohorts decide to do their court-ordered community service at the local assisted living home during the Christmas season, they get more than they (plea) bargained for. "A hoot with a heart." Cozy Library
A Smoky Mountain Christmas
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,450. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Think Sandra Bullock meets country hunk. Wacky fresh and funny characters are stranded together in a Smoky Mountain snowstorm three days before Christmas. Until Tina Cole lands on writer Hank Gordon's doorstep, everything she thought she wanted means nothing without love. Hank Gordon has sworn off women, except the sassy Southern princess steals his heart. Rollicking, passionate, humorous, romance
Anything but the Love Boat
Price: $2.80 USD. Words: 84,970. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This book is dedicated to crews working on international cruise ships. My years working on the high seas with the best known international cruise lines come together in this book. Not to compromise anybody, names, destinations, and routes have been changed. The stories you are about to enjoy come from my personal experience or my colleagues. Life at sea from crew perspective.
Deadly Magic (A Grace Holliday Cozy Mystery)
Price: Free! Words: 99,840. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
When toy maker, Grace Holliday, attends a magic show on Halloween, she is surprised to discover her boss' wife planning to appear as a magician's assistant. She's even more surprised when the lady dies on stage a few hours later. Was it a tragic accident, suicide or murder? Grace is convinced it was murder and the only question she has is which one of her co-workers is a murderer.
On the Terrace
Price: Free! Words: 4,080. Language: British English. Published: January 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A short story. A sunny summer holiday. A few days relaxing in the corner of the bar terrace and observing a mixed bunch of guests.
Holidays With Sundae: Conversations With My Cat
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,810. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2010 by Grave Distractions Publications. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
James Baker invites readers to participate in a conversations with his cat Sundae. Using holiday times as the conversation pieces, Sundae is comes through as real as person we know. Quick witted, critical, and a deft judge of human strengths and weaknesses; Sundae provides a barometer in which we can examine ourselves. Cat owners will instantly identify with Sundae's particular wisdom.
Of Yellow Snow and Christmas Balls
Price: Free! Words: 5,330. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
Aren't holiday family portraits wonderful? Come read the story of how one of ours became known as "Yellow Snow and Christmas Balls."
Vote Alison MEP
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,370. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2011 by Can Write Will Write. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Alison is campaigning to become a Member of the European Parliament. Jady is Alison's campaign manager, plotting her election by Euro hook and Euro crook. Success will get him on the gravy train, with lifelong diplomatic immunity for any crimes he may commit. How will he get Alison and himself aboard? By demanding a Europe-wide yes-no referendum on the EU’s very survival. The EU is rattled...
Stories of the Season
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,800. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
A collection of odd, hilarious, touching, eerie, or simply entertaining science fiction, fantasy, paranormal, and romantic tales inspired by the Spirit of Christmas, by award-winning author, Darragh Metzger. Includes: Call of the Wild; And To All a Good Night; Long Distance; A Gift of Avalon; Merry Christmoose
Saint Nick and the Fir Tree
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 4,470. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
It's the day after Christmas and Saint Nick's on vacation. His first stop: the little town of Greenwood, where he meets a most unusual Tree. Nick and the Tree go out on the town, but a freak snowstorm brings their festivities to an unexpected conclusion.
Will You Please Fuck Off?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 43,370. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Toby is a tutor in Paris, a tour guide in Greece, and a gigolo in London—where his lady’s nine-year-old daughter outsmarts him. Featuring "The Fat Girls Contest" and "Attack of the Giant Feminists". "I laughed all the way through the Toby stories."—I'm a Little Teapot, customer review.
Xmas Is Near!
Price: Free! Words: 140. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
Joy to the World! A free pre-Christmas present celebrating the spirit of the season and literacy everywhere! The Christmas spirit displaces Christmas-present greed in this charming, fun & touching Twitter novel, now available as a complete eBook. A holiday story for all ages and all perspectives. Author and illustrator Ted Ringer wishes you all the best this holiday season, and in the New Year.
All That Glitters
Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
All that glitters is...Ivy Bloom. After toiling behind the counter at Glitter's Department Store for the past five years, she's ready to make an exit. But not before the store's notorious holiday party gets underway. How will the snooty women, most of them former high school classmates, of incredible wealth feel about her dazzling exit? *This short story was a 600 word challenge.
The Feast of Stevens
You set the price! Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
On a space station far from Earth, animal liberationists inadvertently jeopardize thirty-eight innocent turkeys. The station’s cook, Stevens, ensures the fowl shall not have died in vain. In this science fiction Christmas comedy, cultures clash, hearts are won, and dinner is served.
Holiday Horror Classics Presents: True Love?
Price: Free! Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014 by Burnt Orange. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
Holiday Horror Classics' third inclusion to the collection of holiday madness. The series consists of entertaining scary stories surrounding American Holiday themes and the horrors they may bring. This short story asks what is True Love? and tells of an unconventional St. Valentine's Day celebration. ( may not be suitable for audiences younger than 16 years of age). Happy Love Day
A Walk Before Sunrise
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 75,660. Language: American English. Published: April 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
When Neil Phillips arrives home early to discover his fiancee in bed with his boss, it unleashes an amusing run of bad luck that ultimately lands him in the small town of Lighthouse Bay. So when a surprise romance with a sexy waitress named Lorraine sends his life hurtling in a new direction, you can bet this couple will learn the true meaning of giving love a second chance before the sun sets.

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