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The Pumpkin Dream: A Cautionary Tale from the Library of Mr. Bumble Bindlegrim
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,920. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A tongue-in-cheek illustrated holiday poem about a Halloween night gone wrong when a bored trick-or-treat pumpkin, against advice and fear of others, leads the main character into a world of witches and monsters. Contains 37 illustrations.
The Murderous Marriage of Daisy Tayler
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 63,440. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Daisy Tayler is more than a little tired of her marriage, and her efforts to get out of it lead her into some pretty strange situations! While her best friend turns into a bridezilla, Daisy comes up with increasingly bizarre ways to bump off hubby!
Tikka's Big Day
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,950. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2011 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
After a disaster at sea a couple takes in an unusual house guest. Will their relationship survive? Includes the bonus story, The Penguin Sleeps With The Fishes.
Almost Paradise
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,910. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Almost Paradise is a short and entertaining travelogue about Kotok Island, one of the Thousand Islands in Indonesia. A trainee in Jakarta takes a weekend trip with her friend and meets unexpected adventures on an island as perfect as a picture postcard.
Coming of Age
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,840. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2011 by Paul Hurst. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
When Jessica's husband of 34 years left her for a younger woman, she thought her life would be solitary thereafter. How wrong she is: with her children, grandchildren, friends and neighbours and Mother downing cans of Red Bull in her retirement home, plus the activities that go on in a small town, her life is often very funny. There is even new love. Humorous chicklit for the older woman.
Santa Quits Christmas! A Christmas/SF Short Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,420. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Santa’s fed up! Lousy weather, unionized elves & no one’s cleaned the reindeer litter boxes in ages. As the world’s population blossoms, getting presents to everyone in one night becomes impossible. Santa’s had it & quits! Now what is the UN going to do? Who will deliver presents on Christmas Eve? How will the world survive without HO HO HO?
The Taming of the Bastard
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 76,750. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2011 by Secret Creek Press. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Working two jobs, Millie thinks she has it all figured out. Soon her dream life will be within her grasp. Unfortunately, she doesn't bargain on meeting Sam. And despite his obvious personality flaws Millie finds him utterly irresistible. Will the man who proudly proclaims his ability to burp the national anthem be the undoing of all her plans? Or can she tame the bastard?
Die Vernissage
Series: Abenteuer auf Balkonien, Book 2. You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: German. Published: April 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Eine fast wahre Begebenheit, aufgezeichnet von Stefan Eckert
Write First Time
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,190. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Danny Brooks is an English teacher and has a class of teenagers from all over the world. He wants them to write a book while they are studying in England. Write a book - in four weeks? Is Danny Brooks mad? That is a possibility. Will the students write a book? Will they get it published? Read Write First Time and find out.
Vote Alison MEP
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,370. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2011 by Can Write Will Write. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Alison is campaigning to become a Member of the European Parliament. Jady is Alison's campaign manager, plotting her election by Euro hook and Euro crook. Success will get him on the gravy train, with lifelong diplomatic immunity for any crimes he may commit. How will he get Alison and himself aboard? By demanding a Europe-wide yes-no referendum on the EU’s very survival. The EU is rattled...
The Boy and the Wrapper
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,170. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A one-act romantic comedy play. An awkward shut-in (Andrew) is sent to a mall to get medicine and ends up meeting an off-putting volunteer gift wrapper (Anita). Their personalities clash, but Andrew takes a liking to Anita and returns to the mall again and again and again. As December goes on, the two develop an odd relationship, but a happy ending seems out of reach... until Christmas Eve.
A Very Bad Easter
Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Horror » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A gory tale of a really really bad Easter. By the author of SinEaster and Faerie Brace-Face.
Food Fight-A Holiday Short Short Story
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2010 by Tsunami Ridge Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
When a young couple's first Christmas dinner doesn't go exactly as planned, trouble ensues. The first fight is always the most important!
A Holiday Explained-A Holiday Short Short Story
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 740. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2010 by Tsunami Ridge Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A twisted tale of several holidays from the National Best-Selling author! Want to know the secret of how Santa Claus gets down all those chimneys? So does someone else, and a confrontation on a frozen rooftop exposes many secrets.
The Case of the Missing Elf [a Diz and Dee mystery]
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2010 by Thunder Valley Press. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Christmas comes early for private investigator Dee and her partner, the grumpy but drop-dead-gorgeous elf Dizzy G, when Santa's elves hire Diz and Dee to find Santa's missing stand in. Santa's taken a sabbatical, and only one elf at the North Pole can fill the big man’s shoes. An elf who’d rather compete in professional food-eating contests than spend one more holiday in Santa’s sleigh.
Lump, A Christmas Tale
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,470. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Meet a kid so bad, he gets a lump of coal every Christmas...and likes it! Neighborhood bully Buzz Scanlan takes pride in his annual lump, but when the coal stops coming, the ten-year-old holy terror confronts the victims of his mischief, digging for dirt on the one nice thing he must have done. The shocking secret behind his lumps of coal might just change his life forever.
Of Yellow Snow and Christmas Balls
Price: Free! Words: 5,330. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
Aren't holiday family portraits wonderful? Come read the story of how one of ours became known as "Yellow Snow and Christmas Balls."
tren de vida
Price: Free! Words: 2,470. Language: Spanish. Published: December 8, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Un joven cualquiera decide hacer un viaje a ninguna parte para ver que puede pasar cuando es el destino que quien lleva el timon de los acontecimientos y sucede que........
Teaching Tania - The case of the cat crimewave
Price: Free! Words: 22,440. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
When the headstrong eleven year old Tania gets an idea, NOTHING can divert her from her goal. And nothing gets her going more than the discovery of some injustice in the world. Nor does the 'help' she gets from her somewhat cynical English tutor serve to temper the mayhem. Righting wrongs with Tania comes with considerable collateral damage.
Nutball Season
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,690. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2010 by WMG Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
According to Officer Nick Mantino, Nutball Season runs from Halloween to Christmas. This year, he has more than his usual number of nutballs. There’s the geezer who thinks he’s been cast in Miracle on 34th Street. There’s Mrs. Billings, who has told everyone she’ll shoot Santa if he lands on her roof. Now Nick wonders if he's becoming a nutball too.