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What A Scorcher!
Series: Hiding Behind The Couch. Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2018 by Beaten Track Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Iris and Pauline are on their holidays! It's only a fortnight's house-sitting, but it'll do. The sun's cracking the flags, there's not a whisper of wind. And who needs fancy seaside resorts, anyhow? Part of the Hiding Behind The Couch series. What A Scorcher! is a stand-alone flash fiction story with no real spoilers.
What Love Can Do: O’Neill Brothers
Series: Home to Green Valley. Price: Free! Words: 78,890. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 1 review)
When a sweet and sassy baker meets the new Irishman in town, things start to sizzle...
Cat in Charge
Series: Sammy the Cat. Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 24,280. Language: British English. Published: September 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
This book is written by Sammy the Cat, edited for public consumption by Candy Rae. Sammy is a real cat. This is the story of his life, from his perspective. He also knows exactly how to manipulate the world around him with the mantra, all things belong to cats. All things exist for the benefit of cats. This includes humans.
Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury
Series: Self-Help 101. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,240. Language: English. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Book 2 in the Self-Help 101 Series Dani Finklemeier finished and self-published her first book, but she still isn't rich. Now she must survive a 4th of July holiday with her family, all while knowing that her parents have more knowledge about her relationship with her boyfriend than she ever wanted them to know. If she survives the holiday, she'll at least have enough material for another book.
THE CRAZY FAMILY MEETS RIVALS
Series: THE CRAZY FAMILY!. You set the price! Words: 2,790. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Being in a crazy family is pretty hard work. I live with the bonkers (Dad), the yelling girls (Mum-Sis) and the crafty (bro.) but little did I know that there is one type of family that I would hate to live with much, much more. cruel.
Conversations with Wonka - Part five
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Hurrah! It is time for more Wonka, and the way of the Life Plan; even better now that Owner has found some new bedtime reading with a finger on the pulse of the universe - between this and Jung who is still hanging round the kitchen, can Wonka’s firm advice (dinner lady? You!) hold sway? Well do read the very latest to find out, stick the kettle on, feet up and enjoy. With our love of course.x
Walking the Line
Series: World Apart, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 28,210. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Finn Ahearn’s Irish luck runs out when he travels half way around the world to Sydney. The only way he can get back on stable footing is to accept a bartending job, working for tough Aussie bar owner Ellie Finch. Ellie is a decade older than Finn but that doesn’t stop the charming Irishman from wooing her. But can a smooth-talking Irishman sway a hard-hearted cynic to believe in love again?
Kill The Cynic
Series: Short Misadventures. Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Margaret falls in lust with a building and is saved from making a fool of herself over it by an inquisitive friend and the unwitting drunken owner.
Easter Sundae (Hot Holidays Series Book Two)
Series: Hot Holidays, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,860. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The Hot Holidays Series is about steamy encounters around the times of well-known holidays. Their theme is light and sexy, and all of them have a Happily-Ever-After. Each is a standalone story with different characters and can be read in no particular order. ** CONTENT WARNING: Contains steamy sex scenes interspersed in between the humor. Intended to be read by ADULTS ONLY! **
GIT: Camping
Series: GITT, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: British English. Published: December 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Mr. Git talks about how much he hates camping, and he tells you about the time when he took the wife on a camping trip—after this experience, it put him off forever and he traded his tent for a caravan, not that he had a choice in the matter ...
New Cat in Town!
Series: BeanZ, The sequel. Price: Free! Words: 2,350. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
He's back! He's cool(er)! And he's got a cat?! This cat can talk, too! She's four, nerdy, nasty, and she's got a secret! What happens when this cat "Spills the BeanZ'?" Chaos!!!! Ashlynn's got a secret, too! Can you keep a secret? Shhhhhhh..............
GIT: Fireworks Night
Series: GITT, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: British English. Published: November 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night. Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...
Sun on the Rocks - The OOL Broderie
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Holy Flower Trilogy 3. Price: Free! Words: 28,120. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Teleoperator Clarity Nice investigates two wealthy women lured to marry each other within the Church headed by Cassandra Scafarel in Bahrain, the Church of the Holy Flower. Following indications of a conglomerate with ties to the kingdom, Clarity´s mission is to prevent the partly naked bridal union of the neophytes, who are debating who will be naked and who will wear the broderie wedding dress.
Barnaby's Shorts (Volume One)
Series: Barnaby's Shorts. Price: Free! Words: 31,720. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Ten short stories, including The Monkey Faced Boy, The Holey Oak, The Accidental Bank Job,The Horse that ran with the Wind and others. A mixed bag of tales ideal for reading on a plane or in a train. Gentle humour, a touch or sci fi, and a twist at the end.
Pillow Talk: Holiday Interludes 2
Series: FBI Guys, Prequel Short Story · Holiday Interludes, Short Story 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,340. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Stranded in Music City...alone on New Year's Eve...in a freaking snowstorm. Is there a worse way to spend a holiday? Holiday-themed Short Story: word count = 8,700
Sifu Dansac's Kung Fu Secrets
Series: Sifu Dansac's Ninja Society. Price: $2.95 USD. Words: 21,550. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
An irreverant and surreal crash-course in practical self-defence, presented in the style of a demented Chinese Kung Fu teacher.
I Keep Thinking It's Tuesday
Series: The Tom Fletcher Stories. Price: Free! Words: 68,830. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Tom Fletcher sometimes sees people as donuts and uses Exchange and Mart as his guide through a life populated by topless dancers and hippopotami. Frogs, pizzas, water beds, pygmies, licorice flavoured condoms and an ostrich all have key parts to play in this murder mystery; or perhaps it's a love story; or is it just a tale about a man who doesn't own a decent jacket? … and who is Geoffrey?
A Question of Alignment
Series: The Tom Fletcher Stories. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 86,160. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 1 review)
Tom Fletcher is an unlikely man to save the universe. In fact he is an unlikely man to do anything requiring action, but when the family cat talks to him, then walks through the sitting room wall, even he is intrigued. Someone from a parallel universe is altering the laws of probability by swapping Lottery balls. Soon, Tom is littering adjacent universes with stuff that just shouldn’t be there.
Nice & Naughty ~ a holiday trilogy with firemen!
Series: The Trilogy Collection. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,060. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
What’s better than a fireman? Twelve of them, naked, on the pages of your calendar. The hot firemen you loved in Opposites Attract are back with their friends, but now they're wearing a lot less clothing and heating up the holidays like never before. Be prepared for secret identities, a sizzling calendar shoot, smoldering bachelor firemen up for auction, sexy Santas and a whole lot more!
Clara Claus (Snowflake Triplet #1)
Series: Snowflake Triplet, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 67,060. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
A bestseller! Jack Frost has been trying to destroy Christmas for years, and in order to save his job must complete a task he deems impossible -- until he meets Santa's granddaughter Clara, who begins to change his view of what Christmas is all about. Book 1 in the Snowflake Triplet.

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