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Naked on Holiday
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,610. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2019 by ButterflyBooks. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Horace meets Helen when she gets lockout of her room in the hotel, and Hector meets Hannah in a restaurant by the beach. Read on...
Misery And Woe Ho Ho
Price: Free! Words: 2,290. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(3.33 from 3 reviews)
Young Alice is about to make a life-altering decision. Driven by an unbreakable dare, she goes to see the local mall Santa, with a borrowed item in her pocket. She knows that when she's done, life as she knows it is over. But if she doesn't go through with her plan, her friends will never talk to her again! And that's a lot worse, isn't it? At least them promised to visit her in jail.
Cupid Files: Elves Gone Wild
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 22,980. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Santa's at his wits end and willing to do anything to get things back on track including hiring a moonlighting Cupid to investigate the cause of the strange and mischievous behavior, because if he doesn't nip this in the bud, there might not be a Christmas ever again.
A Song of Three Spirits
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,110. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Holiday magic and economic realities collide in A Song of Three Spirits. It’s A Christmas Carol for the 21st century, with a dash of high fantasy. Read this hilarious satire of Charles Dickens’s classic today!
What A Scorcher!
Series: Hiding Behind The Couch. Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2018 by Beaten Track Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Iris and Pauline are on their holidays! It's only a fortnight's house-sitting, but it'll do. The sun's cracking the flags, there's not a whisper of wind. And who needs fancy seaside resorts, anyhow? Part of the Hiding Behind The Couch series. What A Scorcher! is a stand-alone flash fiction story with no real spoilers.
What Love Can Do: O’Neill Brothers
Series: Home to Green Valley. Price: Free! Words: 78,890. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 1 review)
When a sweet and sassy baker meets the new Irishman in town, things start to sizzle...
Don't Slam The Doors Please!
Price: $1.20 USD. Words: 65,310. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The third in the diaries of a bed and breakfast guesthouse run by Simon and Sally. Simon continues to be irritated by his guests, and puts up more posters prohibiting guests to do almost everything. He publishes a book about his experiences, with himself as a genial host which receives dire reviews. His appearance on Four In A Bed is also a trial.
No Food In Rooms Please!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 54,500. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The second of three sets of diaries written by Simon and Sally, owners of a guesthouse. Simon is annoyed by almost everyone, and particularly his guests. He plasters the walls with notices forbidding guests to do almost everything, particularly families who hold greasy picnics in their rooms. He wages war on dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs and has a disastrous holiday.
Bewitched
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,200. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Historical
Lady Penelope Hale has had a run of bad luck when it comes to romance. Discouraged and ready to give up on love altogether, Penelope follows the urging of her cousins and endeavors to give the man of her dreams a gypsy love potion. All goes awry, however, when the unpleasant Lord John Breckenridge drinks the potion by mistake.
Santa's Got a Brand New App
Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 1 review)
Santa finally joins the tech era and updates his Naughty List processing to an app on his phone instead of the overlarge tome. But what happens when a mischievous boy gets his hands on Santa's phone? A short-short story of hockey, mischief, and redemption.
A Good Read
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 81,430. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
On her birthday, Marion Thomas thinks she's merely searching for a nice cafe and a good latte. All she wants is a low-key celebration of how far she’s come -both literally and figuratively- in the past year. Instead of that milky espresso, she finds a mysterious library, meets a new friend and acquires two lively 'gifts with purchase' that prove far more than she bargained for!
Blues with Ice
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 96,300. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Meet 20-year-old roofer and aspiring blues guitarist Alex Gray, who, on the cusp of the millennium, is heading west to California to seek his fortune. Armed with big fear, bigger dreams, a handful of dollars and his beloved guitar Camille, he arrives in Los Angeles to a self-imposed ultimatum: Make it here and now, or grow up and Get Serious...
Turkey Farm
Price: Free! Words: 810. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A family out for a Sunday drive visits a turkey farm in November. This short story is both humorous and historical take on our favorite bird on Thanksgiving Day. By the way, who said turkeys are stupid. How does anybody really know what is in their tiny brains. Enjoy.
Cat in Charge
Series: Sammy the Cat. Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 24,280. Language: British English. Published: September 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
This book is written by Sammy the Cat, edited for public consumption by Candy Rae. Sammy is a real cat. This is the story of his life, from his perspective. He also knows exactly how to manipulate the world around him with the mantra, all things belong to cats. All things exist for the benefit of cats. This includes humans.
All Sorts Of People!
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 8,490. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Every traveller, old or young, international or national, meets people. These can be fellow travellers or locals. You never met them before but while you are observing them, you notice an unusual behaviour. Either nice or strange, it catches your attention. You try hard but you can’t get your head around it. And when you are about to uncover the story behind these people, they leave and you....
Have A Little Faith
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,270. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
A fun and quirky holiday tale that's sure to bring a smile to your face. Not your typical love story. Who says the Devil's daughters can't be good girls?
Observaties
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 8,070. Language: Dutch. Published: March 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Wie reist ontmoet veel verschillende mensen. Maar zijn al die mensen wel wie ze lijken te zijn?? Lees het in 'Observaties'.
Festivities: A Villainous Vignette
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
New Year’s Day. Hungover supervillain. Nosy nemesis. 1K, M/M.
Hotel Scenes from the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
Price: Free! Words: 11,960. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Excerpts from the Velvet Paw of Asquith novels, the infamous international jet-setting adventures of Oscar Teabag-Dooven, involving greed, espionage and the odd foray into professional cheese-shaping.
Tales from Corny Cove
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 68,510. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2016 by Pyjama Writer Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Life in a Cornish paradise… What could Possibly go Wrong? When Henry & Margaret move down south to run a campsite, it turns out that 'living the dream' sometimes involves dealing with a few nightmares too! A series of 5 fun feel-good reads set against the backdrop of the delightful Corny Cove.

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