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Fiction » Holiday » Humorous

Misery And Woe Ho Ho
Price: Free! Words: 2,290. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(3.33 from 3 reviews)
Young Alice is about to make a life-altering decision. Driven by an unbreakable dare, she goes to see the local mall Santa, with a borrowed item in her pocket. She knows that when she's done, life as she knows it is over. But if she doesn't go through with her plan, her friends will never talk to her again! And that's a lot worse, isn't it? At least them promised to visit her in jail.
What A Scorcher!
Series: Hiding Behind The Couch. Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2018 by Beaten Track Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Iris and Pauline are on their holidays! It's only a fortnight's house-sitting, but it'll do. The sun's cracking the flags, there's not a whisper of wind. And who needs fancy seaside resorts, anyhow? Part of the Hiding Behind The Couch series. What A Scorcher! is a stand-alone flash fiction story with no real spoilers.
Santa's Got a Brand New App
Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 1 review)
Santa finally joins the tech era and updates his Naughty List processing to an app on his phone instead of the overlarge tome. But what happens when a mischievous boy gets his hands on Santa's phone? A short-short story of hockey, mischief, and redemption.
Turkey Farm
Price: Free! Words: 810. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A family out for a Sunday drive visits a turkey farm in November. This short story is both humorous and historical take on our favorite bird on Thanksgiving Day. By the way, who said turkeys are stupid. How does anybody really know what is in their tiny brains. Enjoy.
All Sorts Of People!
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 8,490. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Every traveller, old or young, international or national, meets people. These can be fellow travellers or locals. You never met them before but while you are observing them, you notice an unusual behaviour. Either nice or strange, it catches your attention. You try hard but you can’t get your head around it. And when you are about to uncover the story behind these people, they leave and you....
Observaties
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 8,070. Language: Dutch. Published: March 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Wie reist ontmoet veel verschillende mensen. Maar zijn al die mensen wel wie ze lijken te zijn?? Lees het in 'Observaties'.
Festivities: A Villainous Vignette
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
New Year’s Day. Hungover supervillain. Nosy nemesis. 1K, M/M.
Hotel Scenes from the Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels
Price: Free! Words: 11,960. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Travel, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Excerpts from the Velvet Paw of Asquith novels, the infamous international jet-setting adventures of Oscar Teabag-Dooven, involving greed, espionage and the odd foray into professional cheese-shaping.
No Bed of Roses
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 16,000. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2016 by Pyjama Writer Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Tale #4 - The Tales from Corny Cove series of light-hearted novelettes... With the imminent arrival of the judges for a campsite flower competition, Henry and Margaret are hotter than ever on cleaning up the degenerating doggy-doo situation. But do they stand any chance of success with the unruly Mrs Gladstone roaming around on site?
Cornish Hospitality
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 16,860. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2016 by Pyjama Writer Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Tale #3 in the Tales from Corny Cove series of fun feel-good reads... Captivated by medical romance books set in Cornwall, Margaret can only dream of how wonderful it would be to be swept off her feet by a handsome young doctor. But when she finally meets one, she begins to wonder whether a life of passion is all it's cracked up to be.
Fly in the Ointment
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 16,780. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2016 by Pyjama Writer Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Tale #2 in the Tales from Corny Cove series of fun feel-good reads... When a top-notch customer like the retired air marshal turns up on site, it seems that things are looking up. Sadly, the dishevelled Mr Chigwell lets the side down by tramping around each morning looking like he's drunk. However, as events unravel, Henry and Margaret discover that appearances aren't quite what they seem.
Beastly Encounters
Price: Free! Words: 17,350. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2016 by Pyjama Writer Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Tale #1 in the Tales from Corny Cove series of fun feel-good reads... After a busy Easter start to the season, Henry relaxes with his newspaper only to discover that the murderous Beast of Bodmin Jail is on the loose. But with a brutish, jealous camper running around on site, Henry isn't sure who his biggest threat is.
A Greek Village Waiting For God
Price: Free! Words: 13,260. Language: British English. Published: September 13, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
If you are lusting after Greece in books, then here is the beginning of a Greek village series – Greek fiction that is real laugh out loud comedy.
A Little Legal Luck
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,990. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
On St. Patrick’s Day, the last thing paralegal Lisa Brennan needs is another lawyer in her life, but when handsome attorney Daniel Wilson shows he’s a sweetheart in an industry of sharks, she’s intrigued. Daniel is impressed by the pretty paralegal and her desire to succeed despite a bad job, but with the pressure of running his own firm, does he have time for a relationship? Thrown together in
An Earl Grey Christmas
You set the price! Words: 4,060. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2016 by 8th Circle Press. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A short holiday story featuring Earl Grey, star of the Goodreads Choice Awards-nominated parody, "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey."
THE CRAZY FAMILY MEETS RIVALS
Series: THE CRAZY FAMILY!. You set the price! Words: 2,790. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Being in a crazy family is pretty hard work. I live with the bonkers (Dad), the yelling girls (Mum-Sis) and the crafty (bro.) but little did I know that there is one type of family that I would hate to live with much, much more. cruel.
He Was A Son Of A Beach
Price: Free! Words: 2,380. Language: American English. Published: December 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
It was Friday, and when Jim arrived home from his job with the County, he announced that his boss had given him the next week off (with pay) so they (Jim and Karey) could have some quality time before the baby arrived. However, things don't always work out the way we plan!
Season's Reapings (A Lana Harvey, Reapers Inc. Holiday Short Story)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,810. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Christmas looks good on Limbo City, especially with Bub under the mistletoe. Lana Harvey’s holiday cheer is in overdrive, but when she and archangel Gabriel are summoned to harvest a holly jolly soul in Alaska, the spirit of Christmas brings all the villains to the tundra.
F*ck You, Santa! A Christmas Story
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,890. Language: American English. Published: December 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
When Santa fails him, Stanley embarks on a darkly humorous quest for revenge.
A Thanksgiving with Family
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,850. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Holiday » Family
A Black American short story - All Sandra wanted was a nice, Thanksgiving away from her country, Black American family with her new, sophisticated friends. When her cousin Ree Ree shows up unexpectedly, Sandra finds herself trying to reconcile how she grew up to the person she wants to be. A quick, humorous, holiday read of 3,640 words.

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