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Lump, A Christmas Tale
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,470. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2010. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays
Meet a kid so bad, he gets a lump of coal every Christmas...and likes it! Neighborhood bully Buzz Scanlan takes pride in his annual lump, but when the coal stops coming, the ten-year-old holy terror confronts the victims of his mischief, digging for dirt on the one nice thing he must have done. The shocking secret behind his lumps of coal might just change his life forever.
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You set the price! Words: 2,470. Language: Spanish. Published: December 8, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Un joven cualquiera decide hacer un viaje a ninguna parte para ver que puede pasar cuando es el destino que quien lleva el timon de los acontecimientos y sucede que........
Teaching Tania - The case of the cat crimewave
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Price: Free! Words: 22,460. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2010. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
When the headstrong eleven year old Tania gets an idea, NOTHING can divert her from her goal. And nothing gets her going more than the discovery of some injustice in the world. Nor does the 'help' she gets from her somewhat cynical English tutor serve to temper the mayhem. Righting wrongs with Tania comes with considerable collateral damage.
Nutball Season
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,690. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2010 by WMG Publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
According to Officer Nick Mantino, Nutball Season runs from Halloween to Christmas. This year, he has more than his usual number of nutballs. There’s the geezer who thinks he’s been cast in Miracle on 34th Street. There’s Mrs. Billings, who has told everyone she’ll shoot Santa if he lands on her roof. Now Nick wonders if he's becoming a nutball too.
The Moose And Leo LeSander
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,490. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2010 by Four Moons Books. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Leo LeSander was an odd fellow, but things got a little stranger that autumn when he decided he was a bonafide Moose Whisperer, all because one came out of the blue one day to chat with him a bit! Follow Leo's journey from a path of self-imposed divine destiny to a better one of simply accepting those strange little anomalies which happen to cross your path as icing on the cake of your life.
Zombies Don't Celebrate: 8 Holiday Poems
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Price: Free! Words: 4,710. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Mistletoe? Check. Fireworks? Check. Pumpkins? Check. Leprechauns? Check. Zombies? Uh oh... Enjoy this seasonal sampling of 8 holiday poems about... the Living Dead!
Naughty: Nine Tales of Christmas Crime
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,690. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this collection of hilarious short stories, you'll see what thieves, killers and psychos get up to come the holidays...and it's not baking cookies. Originally published in Ellery Queen and Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazines, these nine tales from short story master Steve Hockensmith (Dawn of the Dreadfuls, Holmes on the Range) are sure to have you ho-ho-hoing from the first page to the last.
Über den Wolken
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Price: Free! Words: 970. Language: German. Published: October 30, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
NOTE: This is a German short film screenplay which won a 1st prize for best dialogue! In diesem Kurzfilmdrehbuch beobachten wir die beiden Fensterputzer Kalle & Ranjid bei der Arbeit an einer Hochhausfassade. Die amüsante Geschichte gewann den ersten Preis für die beste Dialogszene beim renommierten Writing Tournament 2005 in Berlin.
FREE excerpt from the historical novel, "Massacre at Moniac Crossing," by Janice Daugharty
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Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Merry Gay Rose, in a sweet red coat, is riding on back of the wagon driven by her daddy, the Great Hoss Rose. Taking a tram road through the turpentine woods, they are on their way to the funeral of Hoss's deer hunting buddy, Redbone, to deliver the rickety pine box built by Hoss and a scandulous song he wrote to be sung by Merry Gay. The box turns out to be more revealing than the song...
Hunting Elf, a doggone Christmas story
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 73,100. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.33 from 9 reviews)
A puppy for Christmas! What could be better? Dan McCoy and his capable wife June find out when Santa gives them a frolicsome hairball named Elf, a Silky Terrier on the Christmas wish list of nefarious dognappers who want to steal him in a murderous scheme to win "Best in Show" at Westminster. Elf foils the plot when he brings Macy's Parade to a tumultuous halt in a comedic Christmas adventure.
Halloween's Perfect Storm
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Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
What happens when all elements come together one fateful night to create Halloween's "Perfect Storm?"
The Sprite And I
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,600. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
What happens when a man finds a water sprite in his kitchen sink? And worse, what if it has an agenda? For Harold, with a hangover from a Christmas party, this is exactly what happens. Worse, the sprite insists Santa has been "spirited" away by an evil Vila, and so must be saved. For Harold, the reluctant hero, and committed nonbeliever in fairy creatures, this is all just too a little too much..
Tasha Stuart interviews . . .
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Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 60,730. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Inspiring Fiction. Being a professional interviewer is Tasha Stuart's dream job, giving her a backstage pass to the world of rock stars, celebrity chefs and criminal masterminds. The only problem is that people don't always tell the truth about themselves, and being responsible for the image they present to the world has the potential to backfire...
Three Short Stories
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 6,750. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2010. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
In Character Rebellion a stop work meeting quickly gets out of control as characters from other books attempt to take charge. Can the writer really ever be in control? In Remembering Pablo there is something of the love and devotion we all feel at the loss of a friend. In Time Machine, remember what it was to taste things for the first time and to feel the texture of the world brand new.
Why I Slept Through Halloween
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,090. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A funny Halloween story.
Big Tom: A Thanksgiving Story
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Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: October 6, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A comical tale of how a family copes with an unexpected crisis on Thanksgiving.
Beached In the Barrens
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Series: Collected Works of Robert Adair Wilson, Book 7. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,230. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A lounge-lubber falls in with a bad lot during Swiftsure Yacht Race celebrations in Victoria, BC, and finds himself the worse for seafaring and free-saying until he grasps for rescue through a famous personage. This story may reveal the origin of the term "Captain's Log". Low humour on the high seas by one even higher!
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
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And the Winner Is?
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,620. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Eileen and Duck Dixon were on the verge of splitting up before they learned they'd won the Easter Lottery. Now they're stuck. Then they discover a missing ticket out of the twenty-five each bought. So who actually owns the winning ticket? To make matters worse, Eileen's mother Nell had loaned them the money to buy the tickets. By rights, does the winning ticket belong to her?
The First Nudist
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,330. Language: English. Published: August 24, 2010. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Following a family reunion, Gransallie learns that her favorite niece, Ophelia, ia a not only a school teacher but a nudist. Hating to be proved wrong, Gransallie tries to defend Ophelia to her granddaughters, who "don't care where they are going or what shape they arrive in as long as they are going." Gransallie is their driver and chapperone on trips to Florida, or just anywhere.