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GIT: Camping
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Series: GITT, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: British English. Published: December 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mr. Git talks about how much he hates camping, and he tells you about the time when he took the wife on a camping trip—after this experience, it put him off forever and he traded his tent for a caravan, not that he had a choice in the matter ...
The Rag Doll Cafe
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,080. Language: American English. Published: November 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
The sun may have set on summer's funniest escapade, but the magic and mayhem from finding a bottle containing someone's birthday wish continues when Anton Rubinski hits the road in search of adventure. Arriving in Lighthouse Bay, this laid-back surfer crosses paths with the town's only Pastor, who may have just wished his Church away. Now thanks to Anton, the bay will never be the same again.
New Cat in Town!
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Series: BeanZ, The sequel. Price: Free! Words: 2,350. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
He's back! He's cool(er)! And he's got a cat?! This cat can talk, too! She's four, nerdy, nasty, and she's got a secret! What happens when this cat "Spills the BeanZ'?" Chaos!!!! Ashlynn's got a secret, too! Can you keep a secret? Shhhhhhh..............
Deadly Magic (A Grace Holliday Cozy Mystery)
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Price: Free! Words: 99,840. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 1 review)
When toy maker, Grace Holliday, attends a magic show on Halloween, she is surprised to discover her boss' wife planning to appear as a magician's assistant. She's even more surprised when the lady dies on stage a few hours later. Was it a tragic accident, suicide or murder? Grace is convinced it was murder and the only question she has is which one of her co-workers is a murderer.
GIT: Fireworks Night
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Series: GITT, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: British English. Published: November 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night. Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...
Tom the Target-Tailed Turkey
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,260. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays & Celebrations / Thanksgiving
When a pair of feuding families call a Thanksgiving truce and start looking for a feast, Tom the Target-Tailed Turkey grows a little nervous. When he hears their plans to put him on the menu, he flies into a panic. The truce must be cancelled at all costs, if he can just figure out how.
Last Wish of Summer
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,970. Language: American English. Published: October 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Summer's funniest adventure is here, better be careful what you wish for. When Anton and Johnno find a bottle washed up on the shore while surfing, supposedly granting them somebody's birthday wish, neither suspects it came from their friend Tanya. So how long can she keep it a secret? What happens before the last day of summer is over now depends on two wishful surfers looking to make waves.
A Barefoot Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,680. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013 by Firefly & Wisp Publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
It took Stacy and Jake less than a week to fall for each other, but will it last when it seems everything is going against them? Fall in love with Stacy, Jake, Max, Lola and even Pickles in this romantic, heartwarming short story!
Holiday Treats Boxed Set
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 94,230. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Two romances for the holidays! Holiday Treats contains both Haunted Spouse, about two exes building a haunted house for charity, and The Santa Sleuth, about a little girl who searches malls for the real Santa Claus.
The Snafued Snatch
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 81,810. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Disappointed with the money they get holding up convenience store, two young thieves decide to switch to kidnapping.and the snatch on Halloween night goes well except for one little hitch - they get the wrong woman!
Sun on the Rocks - All-Girl - The OOL Broderie.
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Series: Sun on the Rocks, Holy Flower Trilogy. Price: Free! Words: 23,370. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Teleoperator Clarity Nice investigates two wealthy women lured to marry each other within the Church headed by Cassandra Scafarel in Bahrain, the Church of the Holy Flower. Following indications of a conglomerate with ties to the kingdom, Clarity´s mission is to prevent the partly naked bridal union of the neophytes, who are debating who will be naked and who will wear the broderie wedding dress.
Anything but the Love Boat
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Price: $2.80 USD. Words: 84,970. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This book is dedicated to crews working on international cruise ships. My years working on the high seas with the best known international cruise lines come together in this book. Not to compromise anybody, names, destinations, and routes have been changed. The stories you are about to enjoy come from my personal experience or my colleagues. Life at sea from crew perspective.
40 Humourous British Traditions
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 23,780. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2013 by Mirador Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Britain has many well documented, yet strange traditions such as Bog Snorkelling, Bonfire Night, Cheese Rolling and Haxey Hood. This book describes 40 more traditions in a similar vein, all of which are less well known. All the stories are distinct and can be read independently; this is a book for the busy individual who has a spare five or ten minutes to discover the secrets of Biscuit Rolling.
What's the French for Woof Woof?
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 55,780. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A corking adventure travelling across France to find a home and the ripping yarn of learning to live in the black mountains near carcassonne. The disasters and hysterical failures as well as the magic of being "en famille". The atomisation of a shed, the franglais language nonsense, the fish hooks in the scrotum, how to drown your mother, tree felling for idiots, all this mayhem and more.
How Not To Commit Murder
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Price: Free! Words: 112,900. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Career conman Reuben Littlejohn is determined to go straight after his latest stint in prison - until he stumbles upon a plot to kill his parole officer Lucy, with whom he is madly in lust, and is blackmailed into becoming an accomplice. Never have his skills in lying and cheating been so vital, as he tries to save Lucy's life, and his own - without his wife finding out.
The Sweet Temptations Collection
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Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 187,320. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Funny, touching and steamy by turns, this multi-book boxed set contains three original contemporary romances by national bestselling author Marilyn Brant! The stand-alone novels included in this collection are: On Any Given Sundae (a Top 100 Bestseller on both B&N and Amazon), Double Dipping (an International Digital Awards Finalist), and Holiday Man (a RONE Awards Contestant)
Jingle All the Way - A Different Kind of Christmas Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,170. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
As our story begins, it is late July, 2006, at NORAD HQ in Peterson, Colorado. But wait! Late July? How can that possibly be a setting for a Christmas story? Well, my friend, you'll just have to sit back, relax, and read this unique and entertaining short fiction piece to find out.
Das gewisse Etwas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,870. Language: German. Published: May 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
“Alle Französinnen haben das gewisse Etwas”, doziert der attraktive Jack – und Claire, die leider Amerikanerin ist, möchte ihm so gern gefallen, dass sie kurzerhand für eine Woche nach Nizza fliegt, um herauszufinden, was dieses gewisse Etwas ausmacht. Als sie in Nizza ankommt, trifft sie durch einen Zufall den Franzosen Jacques... Das gewisse Etwas ist eine humorvolle Kurzgeschichte.
Mystic Business
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 36,430. Language: Australian English. Published: April 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A satirical and hilarious jab at the New Age industry, Mystic Business is a short novel about secrets, lies, adultery and greed. A fast-paced, twisting plot and a quirky cast of characters reveal how ridiculous things are inside the weird world of the New Age business. If you like reading then you'll love this.
Das kommt mir spanisch vor - Amüsante Geschichten über gestrandete Deutsche
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Price: $5.90 USD. Words: 13,970. Language: German. Published: March 19, 2013 by Turnshare Ltd.- Publisher. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Die Geschichten handeln von Aussteigern und Rentnern, für die Spanien aus Sonne, Strand und Rotwein besteht. Sie leben in ihrer Parallelwelt und wenn sie auf Einheimische treffen, kommt es oft zu amüsanten Missverständnissen.