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The Dare Me Date
By Tonya Kappes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,760. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Jozy doesn't want to be alone on Valentine's Day. . .again! Especially since she lives in Floral, Wisconsin, one of the most romantic small town in the United States. Maddie, Jozy's long time best friend, dares Jozy to be someone she's not in order to catch the eye of a very handsome stranger. Will Jozy take the dare so she doesn't have to be alone on Valentine's Day or is the joke on her?
Holidayland Apocalypse
By Jennifer Hyndman
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,750. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Welcome to Holidayland! --where you check out, but you might not check back in. The holidays are in danger of being wiped out by the humans. Can the creatures of Holidayland implore the Halloween monsters for help? Perhaps maybe some bodyguards? With Guardian angels, gremlins and rainbow toots, someone is bound to have a solution. Too bad for the humans that its insane.
We 're off to Cyprus
By Joyce Smith
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 27,300. Language: British English. Published: December 1, 2012 by POWER PUBLISHING. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The pleasant adventures of a retiring couple that decide to live their best years of their remaining lives on a wonderful island in the mediterranean. Cyprus. They were familiar with the place. They went there for vacations in the past. But to relocate there? That was a dream...
By Any Means
By Terri J. Haynes
Price: Free! Words: 4,930. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The centerpiece of every Thanksgiving dinner is the turkey but getting one isn't as easy as it seems. But not for Dana Holt. During a last minute shopping trip, she finally finds her perfect turkey and her first Thanksgiving dinner is saved. But will a strange encounter change everything?
Ask The Guiri: The Guiri’s Guide to life in The Lecrin Valley, Andalucia, Spain, for the curious and the perplexed.
By Anonymous
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,850. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Ask The Guiri* is a collection of readers letters to The Fluffy Blanket magazine in rural Andalucia, Spain. The Guiri answers the dilemmas and questions from readers no matter how stupid the topic - only occasionally losing his temper. *guiri - colloquial term used for foreigners in Spain
Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas
By James Mascia
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 860. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
‘Twas the day before Christmas And all through the store The shoppers were screaming They all wanted more. So, begins the tale of Santa's day at the mall. Trying to convince the screaming parents they have more important things to worry about than buying those last minute gifts, Santa learns he is becoming obsolete. Fully illustrated, Day Before Christmas is a great tale about how greed can...
The Not So Safe Journey
By David Chen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 680. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
An amazing journey featuring astounding imagery and a story to behold. Read the story about an adventure that will blow your mind.
Petermanns Chaos
By Eva Joachimsen
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,010. Language: German. Published: August 17, 2012 by Annette Paul. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Family
In dem wohlgeordneten Leben des pedantischen Wilhelm Petermanns bricht Chaos aus, als sich seine lebhafte Schwester mit drei kleinen Kindern, Hund und Katze bei ihm einnistet.
Life's A Beach
By Willie Wit
Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
One average families day out. A tropical tale with a twist in the tail...
Barnaby's Shorts (Volume One)
By Barnaby Wilde
Series: Barnaby's Shorts. Price: Free! Words: 31,720. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
0.75 star(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Ten short stories, including The Monkey Faced Boy, The Holey Oak, The Accidental Bank Job,The Horse that ran with the Wind and others. A mixed bag of tales ideal for reading on a plane or in a train. Gentle humour, a touch or sci fi, and a twist at the end.
Swallow the Sea
By Keddy Flett
Series: The Swallow Series, Book 2. Price: $4.19 USD. Words: 85,060. Language: Australian English. Published: June 17, 2012 by Crooked Cat publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
In the second instalment in the Swallow series, you are invited to travel across Peru and Ecuador in the crevasses of Keddy’s brain as he wades his way into the light at the end of the sewage tunnel. Swallow the Sea introduces Keddy and Poppy to a brand new cast of colourful and kooky characters as they explore their own relationship, leading to a surprisingly shocking outcome.
Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
By Franklin Yantz
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012 by Empire. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
The Love Lottery (Paranormal Romance)
By Linda Andrews
Price: Free! Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
She'll risk everything to stay in the magical town of Amores. He'll do anything to stop her from gambling with their future. The Love Lottery is a short story of 7,500 words. Edited by Elizabeth Burton
My Spanish Interlude
By Anna Maria O'Donovan
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 65,650. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A young British newspaper correspondent foils a global conspiracy in the picturesque setting of the Costa del Sol – and Sylvia doesn’t simply play cat-and-mouse with an international villain; she deals with the consequences of a quarrel with boyfriend Christopher and assesses the dazzling magnetism of Santiago her Spanish fixer.
Waiting
By T. D. Hilliard
You set the price! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Family
A funny Mother's Day story written in a poem, about a family fishing trip with mom and dad, and the kid that just can't seem to get there. Also checkout new stories by T. D. Hilliard writing as Dr. Theo.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Lie
By Geraldine Fonteroy
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 36,040. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012 by Furrow Imprint. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
From the author of 'The Revenge Date' and 'Ten Reasons to Say I Don't' comes a tale of a woman so badly scorned she decides to pretend to be a lawyer, with predictably disastrous results. Julia Parmier had it all, until her banker husband Rover ran off with his cute, educated assistant. Caught without funds and a means to take Rover for half his fortune, she comes up with a unique plan.
Hank the Happy Snowman
By Richard Alan Dickson
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays
When Hank the Happy Snowman gets his new foam finger, he can finally wave to all the happy people he passes from the back of his pickup truck. It's the happiest winter ever... until his new foam finger topples over the side. Hank the Happy Snowman's happy winter may suddenly take a very unhappy turn for the worse.
The Feast of Stevens
By Kristen Stieffel
You set the price! Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
On a space station far from Earth, animal liberationists inadvertently jeopardize thirty-eight innocent turkeys. The station’s cook, Stevens, ensures the fowl shall not have died in vain. In this science fiction Christmas comedy, cultures clash, hearts are won, and dinner is served.
Faith, Hope & Chocolate Chip Cannoli
By Kelley Hunter
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,350. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2011 by Some Fluffy Books/Dipity Publishing. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
Faith, Hope & Chocolate Chip Cannoli: the Christmas blog stories is a collection of personal holiday tales from the author's now defunct, but not completely forgotten, blog. Funny, poignant, and all true, they're about how one mom has learned the true meaning (and magic) of Christmas and the joy of those scrumptious chocolate chip cannoli from her family. All proceeds go to charity.
A Visit from Naughty Claus
By RyFT Brand
Price: Free! Words: 860. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Bad kids get coal; really bad kids get a visit from Naughty Claus. Free until December the thirty-first—Happy Holidays!