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Here There and Everywhere
Price: $3.90 USD. Words: 64,730. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Craig Lock is an extensive world traveller and failed professional emigrater who has spent most of his life's savings on airfares. He is still 'sliding down the razor blade of life', stuck on a deserted (other than a few brilliant rugby players) island at the bottom of the world near Antarctica, where he is 'trying to throw a double six' to get off and go out into the real world.
The Golden Retriever Philosopher
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 5,960. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
My name is Angie. I am a female Golden Retriever who many of you already know as The Golden Retriever Philosopher Dog. Each chapter marries one classy photo to one of my insightful thoughts. Most of us understand the synergy of well-written lyrics with the right music. This book is the photographic analog of words and music - namely, words and pictures. You just gotta love ingenious dogs.
Vote Alison MEP
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,370. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2011 by Can Write Will Write. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Alison is campaigning to become a Member of the European Parliament. Jady is Alison's campaign manager, plotting her election by Euro hook and Euro crook. Success will get him on the gravy train, with lifelong diplomatic immunity for any crimes he may commit. How will he get Alison and himself aboard? By demanding a Europe-wide yes-no referendum on the EU’s very survival. The EU is rattled...
The Boy and the Wrapper
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,170. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A one-act romantic comedy play. An awkward shut-in (Andrew) is sent to a mall to get medicine and ends up meeting an off-putting volunteer gift wrapper (Anita). Their personalities clash, but Andrew takes a liking to Anita and returns to the mall again and again and again. As December goes on, the two develop an odd relationship, but a happy ending seems out of reach... until Christmas Eve.
A Very Bad Easter
Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Horror » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A gory tale of a really really bad Easter. By the author of SinEaster and Faerie Brace-Face.
Food Fight-A Holiday Short Short Story
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2010 by Tsunami Ridge Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
When a young couple's first Christmas dinner doesn't go exactly as planned, trouble ensues. The first fight is always the most important!
A Holiday Explained-A Holiday Short Short Story
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 740. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2010 by Tsunami Ridge Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A twisted tale of several holidays from the National Best-Selling author! Want to know the secret of how Santa Claus gets down all those chimneys? So does someone else, and a confrontation on a frozen rooftop exposes many secrets.
The Case of the Missing Elf [a Diz and Dee mystery]
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2010 by Thunder Valley Press. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Christmas comes early for private investigator Dee and her partner, the grumpy but drop-dead-gorgeous elf Dizzy G, when Santa's elves hire Diz and Dee to find Santa's missing stand in. Santa's taken a sabbatical, and only one elf at the North Pole can fill the big man’s shoes. An elf who’d rather compete in professional food-eating contests than spend one more holiday in Santa’s sleigh.
Lump, A Christmas Tale
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,470. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Meet a kid so bad, he gets a lump of coal every Christmas...and likes it! Neighborhood bully Buzz Scanlan takes pride in his annual lump, but when the coal stops coming, the ten-year-old holy terror confronts the victims of his mischief, digging for dirt on the one nice thing he must have done. The shocking secret behind his lumps of coal might just change his life forever.
Of Yellow Snow and Christmas Balls
Price: Free! Words: 5,330. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
Aren't holiday family portraits wonderful? Come read the story of how one of ours became known as "Yellow Snow and Christmas Balls."
tren de vida
Price: Free! Words: 2,470. Language: Spanish. Published: December 8, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Un joven cualquiera decide hacer un viaje a ninguna parte para ver que puede pasar cuando es el destino que quien lleva el timon de los acontecimientos y sucede que........
Teaching Tania - The case of the cat crimewave
Price: Free! Words: 22,440. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
When the headstrong eleven year old Tania gets an idea, NOTHING can divert her from her goal. And nothing gets her going more than the discovery of some injustice in the world. Nor does the 'help' she gets from her somewhat cynical English tutor serve to temper the mayhem. Righting wrongs with Tania comes with considerable collateral damage.
Nutball Season
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,690. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2010 by WMG Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
According to Officer Nick Mantino, Nutball Season runs from Halloween to Christmas. This year, he has more than his usual number of nutballs. There’s the geezer who thinks he’s been cast in Miracle on 34th Street. There’s Mrs. Billings, who has told everyone she’ll shoot Santa if he lands on her roof. Now Nick wonders if he's becoming a nutball too.
Zombies Don't Celebrate: 8 Holiday Poems
Price: Free! Words: 4,710. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Holiday » Halloween
Mistletoe? Check. Fireworks? Check. Pumpkins? Check. Leprechauns? Check. Zombies? Uh oh... Enjoy this seasonal sampling of 8 holiday poems about... the Living Dead!
As It Is On Telly
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 61,410. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2010 and represented by Jill Marshall. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
Bunty's husband is having an affair. All the signs are there - weight loss, improved wardrobe, working late at the office. So what now? All she's ever done successfully is be a wife, and bone up on a whole load of daytime TV. So Bunty decides to get herself a new husband. A rich one. But life is not like it is on TV, as she's about to discover ...
Über den Wolken
Price: Free! Words: 970. Language: German. Published: October 30, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
NOTE: This is a German short film screenplay which won a 1st prize for best dialogue! In diesem Kurzfilmdrehbuch beobachten wir die beiden Fensterputzer Kalle & Ranjid bei der Arbeit an einer Hochhausfassade. Die amüsante Geschichte gewann den ersten Preis für die beste Dialogszene beim renommierten Writing Tournament 2005 in Berlin.
Hunting Elf, a doggone Christmas story
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 73,100. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 9 reviews)
A puppy for Christmas! What could be better? Dan McCoy and his capable wife June find out when Santa gives them a frolicsome hairball named Elf, a Silky Terrier on the Christmas wish list of nefarious dognappers who want to steal him in a murderous scheme to win "Best in Show" at Westminster. Elf foils the plot when he brings Macy's Parade to a tumultuous halt in a comedic Christmas adventure.
Halloween's Perfect Storm
Price: Free! Words: 2,000. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
What happens when all elements come together one fateful night to create Halloween's "Perfect Storm?"
The Sprite And I
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
What happens when a man finds a water sprite in his kitchen sink? And worse, what if it has an agenda? For Harold, with a hangover from a Christmas party, this is exactly what happens. Worse, the sprite insists Santa has been "spirited" away by an evil Vila, and so must be saved. For Harold, the reluctant hero, and committed nonbeliever in fairy creatures, this is all just too a little too much..
Tasha Stuart interviews . . .
Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 60,730. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Inspiring Fiction. Being a professional interviewer is Tasha Stuart's dream job, giving her a backstage pass to the world of rock stars, celebrity chefs and criminal masterminds. The only problem is that people don't always tell the truth about themselves, and being responsible for the image they present to the world has the potential to backfire...