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By Any Means
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Price: Free! Words: 4,930. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The centerpiece of every Thanksgiving dinner is the turkey but getting one isn't as easy as it seems. But not for Dana Holt. During a last minute shopping trip, she finally finds her perfect turkey and her first Thanksgiving dinner is saved. But will a strange encounter change everything?
Holiday Man
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,020. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
A small-town girl, who runs a scenic holiday-themed inn, meets a wealthy big-city businessman one winter's evening. The sparks they create succeed in heating up the chilly Midwestern night, not to mention plenty of holiday weekends in the year that follows... But is their relationship destined to be for special occasions only, or might it be the lifetime love neither thought could be found?
Ask The Guiri: The Guiri’s Guide to life in The Lecrin Valley, Andalucia, Spain, for the curious and the perplexed.
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,850. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Ask The Guiri* is a collection of readers letters to The Fluffy Blanket magazine in rural Andalucia, Spain. The Guiri answers the dilemmas and questions from readers no matter how stupid the topic - only occasionally losing his temper. *guiri - colloquial term used for foreigners in Spain
Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 860. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
‘Twas the day before Christmas And all through the store The shoppers were screaming They all wanted more. So, begins the tale of Santa's day at the mall. Trying to convince the screaming parents they have more important things to worry about than buying those last minute gifts, Santa learns he is becoming obsolete. Fully illustrated, Day Before Christmas is a great tale about how greed can...
The Not So Safe Journey
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 680. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
An amazing journey featuring astounding imagery and a story to behold. Read the story about an adventure that will blow your mind.
Petermanns Chaos
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,010. Language: German. Published: August 17, 2012 by Annette Paul. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Family
In dem wohlgeordneten Leben des pedantischen Wilhelm Petermanns bricht Chaos aus, als sich seine lebhafte Schwester mit drei kleinen Kindern, Hund und Katze bei ihm einnistet.
Life's A Beach
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Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
One average families day out. A tropical tale with a twist in the tail...
Barnaby's Shorts (Volume One)
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Series: Barnaby's Shorts. Price: Free! Words: 31,720. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Ten short stories, including The Monkey Faced Boy, The Holey Oak, The Accidental Bank Job,The Horse that ran with the Wind and others. A mixed bag of tales ideal for reading on a plane or in a train. Gentle humour, a touch or sci fi, and a twist at the end.
Swallow the Sea
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Series: The Swallow Series, Book 2. Price: $4.19 USD. Words: 85,060. Language: Australian English. Published: June 17, 2012 by Crooked Cat publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
In the second instalment in the Swallow series, you are invited to travel across Peru and Ecuador in the crevasses of Keddy’s brain as he wades his way into the light at the end of the sewage tunnel. Swallow the Sea introduces Keddy and Poppy to a brand new cast of colourful and kooky characters as they explore their own relationship, leading to a surprisingly shocking outcome.
Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012 by Empire. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
The Love Lottery (Paranormal Romance)
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Price: Free! Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
She'll risk everything to stay in the magical town of Amores. He'll do anything to stop her from gambling with their future. The Love Lottery is a short story of 7,500 words. Edited by Elizabeth Burton
My Spanish Interlude
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Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 65,650. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A young British newspaper correspondent foils a global conspiracy in the picturesque setting of the Costa del Sol – and Sylvia doesn’t simply play cat-and-mouse with an international villain; she deals with the consequences of a quarrel with boyfriend Christopher and assesses the dazzling magnetism of Santiago her Spanish fixer.
Waiting
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You set the price! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Family
A funny Mother's Day story written in a poem, about a family fishing trip with mom and dad, and the kid that just can't seem to get there. Also checkout new stories by T. D. Hilliard writing as Dr. Theo.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Lie
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 36,040. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012 by Furrow Imprint. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
From the author of 'The Revenge Date' and 'Ten Reasons to Say I Don't' comes a tale of a woman so badly scorned she decides to pretend to be a lawyer, with predictably disastrous results. Julia Parmier had it all, until her banker husband Rover ran off with his cute, educated assistant. Caught without funds and a means to take Rover for half his fortune, she comes up with a unique plan.
Hank the Happy Snowman
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays
When Hank the Happy Snowman gets his new foam finger, he can finally wave to all the happy people he passes from the back of his pickup truck. It's the happiest winter ever... until his new foam finger topples over the side. Hank the Happy Snowman's happy winter may suddenly take a very unhappy turn for the worse.
The Feast of Stevens
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You set the price! Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
On a space station far from Earth, animal liberationists inadvertently jeopardize thirty-eight innocent turkeys. The station’s cook, Stevens, ensures the fowl shall not have died in vain. In this science fiction Christmas comedy, cultures clash, hearts are won, and dinner is served.
A Visit from Naughty Claus
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Price: Free! Words: 860. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Bad kids get coal; really bad kids get a visit from Naughty Claus. Free until December the thirty-first—Happy Holidays!
Home for the Holidays, Farnsworth?
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 17,510. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Fiction, memoir, poetry and a limerick—all in one holiday confection of a book—perfect for a cozy read in front of the fire or poolside—wherever your holidays might take you. Slide your power switch to “on” and say hello to the Wesley Writers. And if your name happens to be Farnsworth? We’ve been looking for you.
Out of The Closet
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 31,320. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Rednecks everywhere grow together, abandon their closet lifestyles, and become openly red.
Mistletoe & Murder
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,540. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2011 by Five Seas Ink. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 1 review)
In this holiday short story, Presley goes home for Christmas expecting it to be a relaxing holiday until her old boyfriend, Brian, asks for her help finding out who has been stealing from him and it turns from theft to murder. Why would anyone want to kill Tommy and what was he hiding?