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The Monaco Grand Prix
Price: Free! Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This hilarious, true short story, is a real life account of an amazing weekend at the Monaco Grand Prix. If you've ever wanted to be wisked away on a hilarious, slighty drunken, crazy weekend, fly on a helicopter, meet wonderful people, drink lots of French wine, wake up in a strange woman's apartment, party around the clock all while watching the F1 Grand Prix, then this short story is for you.
The Valentine War
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,060. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
It’s just before Valentine’s Day, and Cupid is bored. Two mortals seeking to capture him and steal his power promise to fix that problem, but the appearance of three other gods of love from around the world lead to new ones. The two mortals endure gender swaps and other transformations as they become pawns in the Valentine War.
Holidayland Apocalypse
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,750. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Welcome to Holidayland! --where you check out, but you might not check back in. The holidays are in danger of being wiped out by the humans. Can the creatures of Holidayland implore the Halloween monsters for help? Perhaps maybe some bodyguards? With Guardian angels, gremlins and rainbow toots, someone is bound to have a solution. Too bad for the humans that its insane.
We 're off to Cyprus
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 27,300. Language: British English. Published: December 1, 2012 by POWER PUBLISHING. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The pleasant adventures of a retiring couple that decide to live their best years of their remaining lives on a wonderful island in the mediterranean. Cyprus. They were familiar with the place. They went there for vacations in the past. But to relocate there? That was a dream...
By Any Means
Price: Free! Words: 4,930. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The centerpiece of every Thanksgiving dinner is the turkey but getting one isn't as easy as it seems. But not for Dana Holt. During a last minute shopping trip, she finally finds her perfect turkey and her first Thanksgiving dinner is saved. But will a strange encounter change everything?
Ask The Guiri: The Guiri’s Guide to life in The Lecrin Valley, Andalucia, Spain, for the curious and the perplexed.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,850. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Ask The Guiri* is a collection of readers letters to The Fluffy Blanket magazine in rural Andalucia, Spain. The Guiri answers the dilemmas and questions from readers no matter how stupid the topic - only occasionally losing his temper. *guiri - colloquial term used for foreigners in Spain
Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 860. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
‘Twas the day before Christmas And all through the store The shoppers were screaming They all wanted more. So, begins the tale of Santa's day at the mall. Trying to convince the screaming parents they have more important things to worry about than buying those last minute gifts, Santa learns he is becoming obsolete. Fully illustrated, Day Before Christmas is a great tale about how greed can...
The Not So Safe Journey
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 680. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
An amazing journey featuring astounding imagery and a story to behold. Read the story about an adventure that will blow your mind.
Petermanns Chaos
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,010. Language: German. Published: August 17, 2012 by Annette Paul. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Family, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
In dem wohlgeordneten Leben des pedantischen Wilhelm Petermanns bricht Chaos aus, als sich seine lebhafte Schwester mit drei kleinen Kindern, Hund und Katze bei ihm einnistet.
Shake Baby, Shake
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 27,620. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A light- hearted travel book with a health message, a fiction, a fantasy. an imagined journey of over 3000 kilometres between cairns in australia's far north to melbourne in the south in an elderly fiat 500.
Life's A Beach
Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
One average families day out. A tropical tale with a twist in the tail...
Barnaby's Shorts (Volume One)
Series: Barnaby's Shorts. Price: Free! Words: 31,720. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Ten short stories, including The Monkey Faced Boy, The Holey Oak, The Accidental Bank Job,The Horse that ran with the Wind and others. A mixed bag of tales ideal for reading on a plane or in a train. Gentle humour, a touch or sci fi, and a twist at the end.
Swallow the Sea
Series: The Swallow Series, Book 2. Price: $4.19 USD. Words: 85,060. Language: Australian English. Published: June 17, 2012 by Crooked Cat Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Nonfiction » Travel » By region
In the second instalment in the Swallow series, you are invited to travel across Peru and Ecuador in the crevasses of Keddy’s brain as he wades his way into the light at the end of the sewage tunnel. Swallow the Sea introduces Keddy and Poppy to a brand new cast of colourful and kooky characters as they explore their own relationship, leading to a surprisingly shocking outcome.
Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012 by Empire. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
The Love Lottery (Paranormal Romance)
Price: Free! Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
She'll risk everything to stay in the magical town of Amores. He'll do anything to stop her from gambling with their future. The Love Lottery is a short story of 7,500 words. Edited by Elizabeth Burton
My Spanish Interlude
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 65,650. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A young British newspaper correspondent foils a global conspiracy in the picturesque setting of the Costa del Sol – and Sylvia doesn’t simply play cat-and-mouse with an international villain; she deals with the consequences of a quarrel with boyfriend Christopher and assesses the dazzling magnetism of Santiago her Spanish fixer.
Waiting
You set the price! Words: 410. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Family, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A funny Mother's Day story written in a poem, about a family fishing trip with mom and dad, and the kid that just can't seem to get there. Also checkout new stories by T. D. Hilliard writing as Dr. Theo.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Lie
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 36,040. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012 by Furrow Imprint. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
From the author of 'The Revenge Date' and 'Ten Reasons to Say I Don't' comes a tale of a woman so badly scorned she decides to pretend to be a lawyer, with predictably disastrous results. Julia Parmier had it all, until her banker husband Rover ran off with his cute, educated assistant. Caught without funds and a means to take Rover for half his fortune, she comes up with a unique plan.
Hank the Happy Snowman
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
When Hank the Happy Snowman gets his new foam finger, he can finally wave to all the happy people he passes from the back of his pickup truck. It's the happiest winter ever... until his new foam finger topples over the side. Hank the Happy Snowman's happy winter may suddenly take a very unhappy turn for the worse.
Christmess
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,270. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
John Odapobi loses his dream date, thanks to Jennifer Funkhauser's aching bladder. Blizzards and cranky old men have nothing on these two. Although angst, animosity, and anger run deep, John and Jennifer must rely on each other to survive Margo's challenge. John and Jennifer's antics lead to the destruction of what's usually a peaceful event. From the ashes, can they salvage the season?