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Holiday Man
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,020. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A small-town girl, who runs a scenic holiday-themed inn, meets a wealthy big-city businessman one winter's evening. The sparks they create succeed in heating up the chilly Midwestern night, not to mention plenty of holiday weekends in the year that follows... But is their relationship destined to be for special occasions only, or might it be the lifetime love neither thought could be found?
Ask The Guiri: The Guiri’s Guide to life in The Lecrin Valley, Andalucia, Spain, for the curious and the perplexed.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,850. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Ask The Guiri* is a collection of readers letters to The Fluffy Blanket magazine in rural Andalucia, Spain. The Guiri answers the dilemmas and questions from readers no matter how stupid the topic - only occasionally losing his temper. *guiri - colloquial term used for foreigners in Spain
Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 860. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
‘Twas the day before Christmas And all through the store The shoppers were screaming They all wanted more. So, begins the tale of Santa's day at the mall. Trying to convince the screaming parents they have more important things to worry about than buying those last minute gifts, Santa learns he is becoming obsolete. Fully illustrated, Day Before Christmas is a great tale about how greed can...
The Not So Safe Journey
Price: Free! Words: 680. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
An amazing journey featuring astounding imagery and a story to behold. Read the story about an adventure that will blow your mind.
Shake Baby, Shake
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,620. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A light- hearted travel book with a health message, a fiction, a fantasy. an imagined journey of over 3000 kilometres between cairns in australia's far north to melbourne in the south in an elderly fiat 500.
Life's A Beach
Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: August 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
One average families day out. A tropical tale with a twist in the tail...
Barnaby's Shorts (Volume One)
Series: Barnaby's Shorts. Price: Free! Words: 31,720. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Ten short stories, including The Monkey Faced Boy, The Holey Oak, The Accidental Bank Job,The Horse that ran with the Wind and others. A mixed bag of tales ideal for reading on a plane or in a train. Gentle humour, a touch or sci fi, and a twist at the end.
Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2012 by Empire. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Halloween, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery!
The Love Lottery (Paranormal Romance)
Price: Free! Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
She'll risk everything to stay in the magical town of Amores. He'll do anything to stop her from gambling with their future. The Love Lottery is a short story of 7,500 words. Edited by Elizabeth Burton
My Spanish Interlude
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 65,650. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A young British newspaper correspondent foils a global conspiracy in the picturesque setting of the Costa del Sol – and Sylvia doesn’t simply play cat-and-mouse with an international villain; she deals with the consequences of a quarrel with boyfriend Christopher and assesses the dazzling magnetism of Santiago her Spanish fixer.
Waiting
You set the price! Words: 390. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Family, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A funny Mother's Day story written in a poem, about a family fishing trip with mom and dad, and the kid that just can't seem to get there. Also checkout new stories by T. D. Hilliard writing as Dr. Theo.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Lie
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 36,040. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2012 by Furrow Imprint. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
From the author of 'The Revenge Date' and 'Ten Reasons to Say I Don't' comes a tale of a woman so badly scorned she decides to pretend to be a lawyer, with predictably disastrous results. Julia Parmier had it all, until her banker husband Rover ran off with his cute, educated assistant. Caught without funds and a means to take Rover for half his fortune, she comes up with a unique plan.
Hank the Happy Snowman
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2012 by Grey Cat Press. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
When Hank the Happy Snowman gets his new foam finger, he can finally wave to all the happy people he passes from the back of his pickup truck. It's the happiest winter ever... until his new foam finger topples over the side. Hank the Happy Snowman's happy winter may suddenly take a very unhappy turn for the worse.
Christmess
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,270. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
John Odapobi loses his dream date, thanks to Jennifer Funkhauser's aching bladder. Blizzards and cranky old men have nothing on these two. Although angst, animosity, and anger run deep, John and Jennifer must rely on each other to survive Margo's challenge. John and Jennifer's antics lead to the destruction of what's usually a peaceful event. From the ashes, can they salvage the season?
The Feast of Stevens
Price: Free! Words: 4,390. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
On a space station far from Earth, animal liberationists inadvertently jeopardize thirty-eight innocent turkeys. The station’s cook, Stevens, ensures the fowl shall not have died in vain. In this science fiction Christmas comedy, cultures clash, hearts are won, and dinner is served.
A Visit from Naughty Claus
Price: Free! Words: 860. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011 by Tricorner Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Bad kids get coal; really bad kids get a visit from Naughty Claus. Free until December the thirty-first—Happy Holidays!
Home for the Holidays, Farnsworth?
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 17,510. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Fiction, memoir, poetry and a limerick—all in one holiday confection of a book—perfect for a cozy read in front of the fire or poolside—wherever your holidays might take you. Slide your power switch to “on” and say hello to the Wesley Writers. And if your name happens to be Farnsworth? We’ve been looking for you.
Out of The Closet
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 31,320. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rednecks everywhere grow together, abandon their closet lifestyles, and become openly red.
Short Story - Marble City Gold
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Coming of age
National Award-Winning short story in which Whispering Jack tells how Riddles O'Reilly took him on an Irish Mystery Tour.
All That Glitters
Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 1 review)
All that glitters is...Ivy Bloom. After toiling behind the counter at Glitter's Department Store for the past five years, she's ready to make an exit. But not before the store's notorious holiday party gets underway. How will the snooty women, most of them former high school classmates, of incredible wealth feel about her dazzling exit? *This short story was a 600 word challenge.