Fiction » Holiday » Humorous

What's the French for Woof Woof?
By Geoff Kelly
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 55,780. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A corking adventure travelling across France to find a home and the ripping yarn of learning to live in the black mountains near carcassonne. The disasters and hysterical failures as well as the magic of being "en famille". The atomisation of a shed, the franglais language nonsense, the fish hooks in the scrotum, how to drown your mother, tree felling for idiots, all this mayhem and more.
How Not To Commit Murder
By Robin Storey
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 112,660. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Career conman Reuben Littlejohn is determined to go straight after his latest stint in prison - until he stumbles upon a plot to kill his parole officer Lucy, with whom he is madly in lust, and is blackmailed into becoming an accomplice. Never have his skills in lying and cheating been so vital, as he tries to save Lucy's life, and his own - without his wife finding out.
A Prune On A Stick For Christmas
By Lynda Austin
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 57,020. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A grandfather tells his grandchildren the story of how prunes on a stick became a family tradition at Christmas.
Costa del Soul
By Narelle Bitunjac
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,470. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Claire Taylor is 28, honest, hardworking and a loyal friend. Well she was, until her life cracked down the centre and fell apart. A chance meeting with a wealthy new mother of twins and one little white lie changes Claire’s life. She has a new job as a nanny, a new home and a new name. Claire replaces ghosts from her past with a new lover and develops a thicker skin than she ever thought possible.
Swallow the Sea
By Keddy Flett
Series: The Swallow Series, Book 2. Price: $4.19 USD. Words: 85,060. Language: Australian English. Published: June 17, 2012 by Crooked Cat publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
In the second instalment in the Swallow series, you are invited to travel across Peru and Ecuador in the crevasses of Keddy’s brain as he wades his way into the light at the end of the sewage tunnel. Swallow the Sea introduces Keddy and Poppy to a brand new cast of colourful and kooky characters as they explore their own relationship, leading to a surprisingly shocking outcome.
My Spanish Interlude
By Anna Maria O'Donovan
Price: $4.50 USD. Words: 65,650. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
A young British newspaper correspondent foils a global conspiracy in the picturesque setting of the Costa del Sol – and Sylvia doesn’t simply play cat-and-mouse with an international villain; she deals with the consequences of a quarrel with boyfriend Christopher and assesses the dazzling magnetism of Santiago her Spanish fixer.
I Keep Thinking It's Tuesday
By Barnaby Wilde
Series: The Tom Fletcher Stories. Price: Free! Words: 68,830. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Tom Fletcher sometimes sees people as donuts and uses Exchange and Mart as his guide through a life populated by topless dancers and hippopotami. Frogs, pizzas, water beds, pygmies, licorice flavoured condoms and an ostrich all have key parts to play in this murder mystery; or perhaps it's a love story; or is it just a tale about a man who doesn't own a decent jacket? … and who is Geoffrey?
More Ketchup than Salsa
By Joe Cawley
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 91,510. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Travel » Essays & Travelogues
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hilarious insight into the wild and wacky characters of an expat community in a familiar resort destination, More Ketchup than Salsa is a must-read true story for anybody who has ever dreamed about jetting off to sunnier climes… or anybody who has even momentarily flirted with the idea of starting a new life overseas.
A Question of Alignment
By Barnaby Wilde
Series: The Tom Fletcher Stories. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 86,160. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 1 review)
Tom Fletcher is an unlikely man to save the universe. In fact he is an unlikely man to do anything requiring action, but when the family cat talks to him, then walks through the sitting room wall, even he is intrigued. Someone from a parallel universe is altering the laws of probability by swapping Lottery balls. Soon, Tom is littering adjacent universes with stuff that just shouldn’t be there.
A Smoky Mountain Christmas
By Carol DeVaney
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,450. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Think Sandra Bullock meets country hunk. Wacky fresh and funny characters are stranded together in a Smoky Mountain snowstorm three days before Christmas. Until Tina Cole lands on writer Hank Gordon's doorstep, everything she thought she wanted means nothing without love. Hank Gordon has sworn off women, except the sassy Southern princess steals his heart. Rollicking, passionate, humorous, romance
Nice & Naughty ~ a holiday trilogy with firemen!
By Cat Johnson
Series: The Trilogy Collection, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,070. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
What’s better than a fireman? Twelve of them, naked, on the pages of your calendar. The hot firemen you loved in Opposites Attract are back with their friends, but now they're wearing a lot less clothing and heating up the holidays like never before. Be prepared for secret identities, a sizzling calendar shoot, smoldering bachelor firemen up for auction, sexy Santas and a whole lot more!
The Cad
By Robert MacLean
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 72,940. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Lovable slacker Toby Tucker, an incompetent tour guide and guardian angel to a group of travelers in Greece, has a love affair that threatens to make a solid citizen of him. Part of the Toby series. From the reviews of Foreign Matter: “A very, very funny book"—The West Coast Review of Books. “Enormously enjoyable”—Kirkus Reviews. “Fresh and spirited”— Publishers Weekly.
Clara Claus (Snowflake Triplet #1)
By Alexandra Lanc
Series: Snowflake Triplet, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 67,240. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
A bestseller! Jack Frost has been trying to destroy Christmas for years, and in order to save his job must complete a task he deems impossible -- until he meets Santa's granddaughter Clara, who begins to change his view of what Christmas is all about. Book 1 in the Snowflake Triplet.
Jackson's Neighborhood
By CK Kennedy
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 51,570. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
When Jackson and Natalie's daughter announces that a new boyfriend has planned a Christmas trip with his oldest son, the Bennetts welcome her home. Dru acquires his other children, from two ex-wives, for a week. A series of mishaps threatens Jackson’s neighborhood, his home, and his sanity. Covert tactics -- and cash -- prevail as each child falls prey to Jackson’s off-the-wall sensibilities.
Total Moisture
By Robert MacLean
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 66,890. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Toby travels with a woman who pays. He's got it made, except that her nine-year-old daughter is smarter than he is. Part of the Toby series, this time set in the south of France. From the Foreign Matter reviews: “A very, very funny book"—The West Coast Review of Books. “Enormously enjoyable”—Kirkus Reviews. “Fresh and spirited”—Publishers Weekly.
Watching Willow Watts
By Talli Roland
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 73,740. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2011 by Prospera Publishing. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
0.5 star(4.58 from 12 reviews)
For Willow Watts, life has settled into a predictably dull routine: days behind the counter at her father's antique shop and nights watching TV. But everything changes when a YouTube video of Willow's epically embarrassing Marilyn Monroe impersonation gets millions of hits.
Pebbleton-On-Edge
By D A Gregory
Price: Free! Words: 88,370. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 8 reviews)
In a quiet English seaside village Sue and her colleagues at the Parish Council think life is fun but boring, until they are shocked out of complacency when murder is discovered literally under their noses. The arrival of police and reporters alarms the unlikely new Parish Clerk, who has good reason to seek obscurity. Worse is to come, as a 200-year-old crime produces modern consequences.
Julie & Me (in China)
By Simon Broom
Price: Free! Words: 56,740. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
The very funny diary of misfit Simon Broom and his quirky girlfriend Julie Bucket as they discover China, international teaching and each other. After starting a microbiology course in the UK, Simon lands a English teaching job in Shanghai and heads off on a life-changing adventure with Julie. The story covers 8 months in the young couple's lives as they strive to adapt to their new environment.
Selling Scotland
By Roger Bolton
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 65,850. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Britain is broke. Prime Minister Malcolm Moody is persuaded by previous Prime Minister and mortal enemy Terry Gobb to sell Scotland. Terry and his wife Shona hire Electric Eric, the world's top media manipulator, to create a Selling Scotland campaign that will never be forgotten. He does just that, with a cast of characters as crazy as he is as events move from simply mad to outrageously bizarre.
Foreign Matter: In Trouble with My Fantasies
By Robert MacLean
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 74,190. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Toby travels with a woman who pays. He's got it made, except that her nine-year-old daughter is smarter than he is. Part of the Toby series. Original hardcover published by Atheneum/Macmillan, New York. “A very, very funny book"—The West Coast Review of Books. “Enormously enjoyable”—Kirkus Reviews. “Fresh and spirited”— Publishers Weekly.