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Will You Please Fuck Off?
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 43,370. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Toby is a tutor in Paris, a tour guide in Greece, and a gigolo in London—where his lady’s nine-year-old daughter outsmarts him. Featuring "The Fat Girls Contest" and "Attack of the Giant Feminists". "I laughed all the way through the Toby stories."—I'm a Little Teapot, customer review.
I Keep Thinking It's Tuesday
Series: The Tom Fletcher Stories. Price: Free! Words: 68,830. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Tom Fletcher sometimes sees people as donuts and uses Exchange and Mart as his guide through a life populated by topless dancers and hippopotami. Frogs, pizzas, water beds, pygmies, licorice flavoured condoms and an ostrich all have key parts to play in this murder mystery; or perhaps it's a love story; or is it just a tale about a man who doesn't own a decent jacket? … and who is Geoffrey?
A Question of Alignment
Series: The Tom Fletcher Stories. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 86,160. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 1 review)
Tom Fletcher is an unlikely man to save the universe. In fact he is an unlikely man to do anything requiring action, but when the family cat talks to him, then walks through the sitting room wall, even he is intrigued. Someone from a parallel universe is altering the laws of probability by swapping Lottery balls. Soon, Tom is littering adjacent universes with stuff that just shouldn’t be there.
Alex of Bendelow
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,030. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Winter in the open farm country of the north can be harsh and brutal. Weather patterns can change overnight. Snowflakes can turn into bullets of sleet in a matter of minutes. Blizzard conditions may occur. Suddenly, animals struggle to survive. Eleven year old Alex is out on the ‘trap lines’ with his older brother, Tom and is about to discover that things are rarely what they seem to be...
A Smoky Mountain Christmas
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,450. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Think Sandra Bullock meets country hunk. Wacky fresh and funny characters are stranded together in a Smoky Mountain snowstorm three days before Christmas. Until Tina Cole lands on writer Hank Gordon's doorstep, everything she thought she wanted means nothing without love. Hank Gordon has sworn off women, except the sassy Southern princess steals his heart. Rollicking, passionate, humorous, romance
Cuentos Humorísticos
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,270. Language: Spanish. Published: October 31, 2011 by Editorialimagen.com. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Más de 60 páginas de diversión! Cuentos e historias graciosas. Una verdadera colección de cuentos chistosos. Con este libro puedes pasar momentos espectaculares junto a tus amigos y familia. Podrás liberar las tensiones de la rutina diaria con historias cortas que no te dejarán parar de reír!
The Lazy Man's Guide to Life
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 43,890. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There are how-to books, step-by-step books and who-to-copy books. There are psychology titles, self-help studies and spiritual contemplations. There are books filled with know-how, advice and guidance. There's even Chicken Soup for most everyone. However, there's not a bit of help for lazy men. Until now.
Nice & Naughty ~ a holiday trilogy with firemen!
Series: The Trilogy Collection, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,060. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
What’s better than a fireman? Twelve of them, naked, on the pages of your calendar. The hot firemen you loved in Opposites Attract are back with their friends, but now they're wearing a lot less clothing and heating up the holidays like never before. Be prepared for secret identities, a sizzling calendar shoot, smoldering bachelor firemen up for auction, sexy Santas and a whole lot more!
Bah, Humbug! (A Romantic Comedy Christmas Novella)
Price: Free! Words: 26,830. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Lexi's kids love the Jared Strong novels, written by Kyle, who beheads a snowman to hide his villain’s ‘weapon’ inside. Unfortunately, the snowman was for Lexi’s TV show. Can there be more than unlikely friendship for a woman afraid to get close and a man with childhood shadows? Families join together and hearts are healed as this couple goes walking in a winter wonderland.
The Cad
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 72,920. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lazy likable Toby, incompetent tour guide and guardian angel to a group of Americans in Greece, has a love affair that threatens to make a solid citizen of him. Part of the Toby series. Foreign Matter, the flagship of the series, published in hardcover by Atheneum/Macmillan, New York. “A very, very funny book"—The West Coast Review of Books. “Enormously enjoyable”—Kirkus Reviews
Clara Claus (Snowflake Triplet #1)
Series: Snowflake Triplet, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 67,060. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
A bestseller! Jack Frost has been trying to destroy Christmas for years, and in order to save his job must complete a task he deems impossible -- until he meets Santa's granddaughter Clara, who begins to change his view of what Christmas is all about. Book 1 in the Snowflake Triplet.
Expat Living in Rural France - Still Barking
Series: Life in France, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,160. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Expat living in Rural France - Still Barking. Even more stories of expat life in rural France. So, if you have ever wondered what British expat property owners get up to in France when their friends and relations depart, or what’s it like living in France all the year round, these fictional tales reveal all. Unexpurgated! All is exposed.
Grave Yarns, a Collection of Short Stories
Series: Short Stories, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 34,480. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
T. M. Simmons provides some of the best scary tales available, both fiction and non-fiction. Grave Yarns is a selection of her fiction short stories, to be read with the lights out only if you dare!
Jackson's Neighborhood
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 51,570. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
When Jackson and Natalie's daughter announces that a new boyfriend has planned a Christmas trip with his oldest son, the Bennetts welcome her home. Dru acquires his other children, from two ex-wives, for a week. A series of mishaps threatens Jackson’s neighborhood, his home, and his sanity. Covert tactics -- and cash -- prevail as each child falls prey to Jackson’s off-the-wall sensibilities.
Shambles
Price: Free! Words: 44,070. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Holiday » Family
Shambles is a collection of quick reads. Here you will find short stories, silly verse and something for the young at heart.
The Halloween Collection
Price: Free! Words: 38,090. Language: English. Published: September 7, 2011 by CyberWitch Press. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - multi-author, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
The Indie Eclective: What is it, who are they, and why can they spell neither “eclectic” nor “collective” correctly? The Indie Eclective is an ensemble of authors operating under the assumption that Readers like Good Books. The Halloween Collection showcases spooky reads from nine very different authors.
Total Moisture
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 66,870. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Toby travels with a woman who pays. He's got it made, except that her nine-year-old daughter is smarter than he is. Part of the Toby series, this one set on the French Riviera. Foreign Matter, the flagship of the series, published in hardcover by Atheneum/Macmillan, New York. “A very, very funny book"—The West Coast Review of Books. “Enormously enjoyable”—Kirkus Reviews.
Sacking Hucker
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 48,940. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Sacking Hucker is a light-hearted account of redemption and friendship in the reality TV era set in Birmingham, England.
The President's Palm Reader: A Washington Comedy
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 96,080. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
ATTENTION: This book makes fun of politicians and their sexual peculiarities. It makes fun of certain presidents, vice presidents and secretaries of state. It makes fun of women. It makes fun of gays. It makes fun of Americans. It makes fun of blacks, Hispanics, rednecks and bible-thumpers. It makes fun of Canadians, Russians, Brits, Frenchies, Africans, Asians and Latinos. It’s a lot of fun.
Pebbleton-On-Edge
Price: Free! Words: 88,360. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.91 from 11 reviews)
In a quiet English seaside village Sue and her colleagues at the Parish Council think life is fun but boring, until they are shocked out of complacency when murder is discovered literally under their noses. The arrival of police and reporters alarms the unlikely new Parish Clerk, who has good reason to seek obscurity. Worse is to come, as a 200-year-old crime produces modern consequences.