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Conversations with Wonka - Part five
Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 3,340. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Hurrah! It is time for more Wonka, and the way of the Life Plan; even better now that Owner has found some new bedtime reading with a finger on the pulse of the universe - between this and Jung who is still hanging round the kitchen, can Wonka’s firm advice (dinner lady? You!) hold sway? Well do read the very latest to find out, stick the kettle on, feet up and enjoy. With our love of course.x
Zile de Vacanta
Price: $3.20 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: Romanian. Published: May 15, 2015 by EdDigitala. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays
Ce poate fi mai placut decit perioada vacantei? Mare, soare, drumetii pe carari de munte, aer curat, relaxare cu undita in mina pe marginea unei balti... Delectati-va de toate acestea citind rindurile de mai jos, cu gindul la vacanta mult visata.
Goodnight Boobs: A Parody for Grown-ups
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2015 by Saul Tanpepper. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
In the Go-Go Room, not quite ready for bed, are three horny dudes. But the bouncer and DJ and bartender - and especially the exotic dancers - are heading home for the night. "Goodnight guys. Goodnight glistening thighs." And goodnight to all the things in the strobe-lit room -- from the brass pole, to the watered-down drinks, to the drunk asleep in a puddle of drool at the end of the bar.
Walking the Line
Series: World Apart. Price: Free! Words: 28,210. Language: English. Published: April 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(3.00 from 1 review)
Finn Ahearn’s Irish luck runs out when he travels half way around the world to Sydney. The only way he can get back on stable footing is to accept a bartending job, working for tough Aussie bar owner Ellie Finch. Ellie is a decade older than Finn but that doesn’t stop the charming Irishman from wooing her. But can a smooth-talking Irishman sway a hard-hearted cynic to believe in love again?
Why Is This Night Different?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,430. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Intimidated by the crosses and general togetherness of Easter-celebrating families, a hungry vampire decides to try his luck at a Passover seder instead.
Comical Vacations 1
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 209,280. Language: British English. Published: March 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Comical Vacations 1 (Three-Book Bundle) Contents The Finch Family Holiday The Finch Family Holiday 2 The Finch Family Holiday 3 Join Kitty Finch and her quirky family in these 3 British novels, when they embark on a series of comical vacations and get up to all sorts of funny antics along the route. Will there be a holiday romance for Kitty? Or will it all end in tears before bedtime?
Big Fish to Rubber Ducky
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 36,080. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
It wasn’t my fault. All I said was that we’d had some good times on a houseboat. No sane, normal couple with two kids under three could possibly take this as an invitation to drive three thousand miles through mountain passes and bushfires to spend a week racing a couple of steel barges up a fast-flowing, shark infested, tidal river. But then again, I wasn’t talking to any sane, normal couple.
Feral Tracks
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 73,280. Language: American English. Published: February 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Feral Tracks is based on the true story of a sixteen-year-old schoolboy who ran away from home with four dollars and hitchhiked around Australia. "Mitchell's debut novel is stunning in its breadth of locations, vibrant characterizations and intelligent handling of contemporary issues ... this is an impressive, clever and entirely satisfying book." Viewpoint
All I Want Is You
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,040. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
For their first Valentine's Day outside of an ICU, Jack decides to go big. However, his over the top Valentine extravaganza is about to completely miss the mark. Nina loves her much simpler life with Jack and values their time more than any gift he could ever buy. Her Valentine wish is for a night alone at the cabin, only she doesn’t have the heart to tell Jack.
The New Year's Fantasy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,820. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Contemporary Romance featuring a forty-four year old hairy chested firefighter hero and a thirty-one year old school teacher heroine whose one night stand on New Year’s Eve becomes much more…
The Hero and the Holly
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 44,550. Language: English. Published: December 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Friends from different religious backgrounds gather together to celebrate Yule, Christmas, and New Year's.
The Curse of the Lonesome Mariner (Part 3)
Series: The Curse of the Lonesome Mariner. Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 24,870. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Part 3: Straight by name and straight-laced by nature, Harry’s on a mission to sail a small boat 200 miles to reconcile with his father. The last thing Harry needs is any complications. But when Harry’s brother entrusts him with a dog called Lacey, life suddenly gets very unpredictable. The fun loving terrier sets out to show Harry what life’s really all about, with disastrous consequences.
The Curse of the Lonesome Mariner (Part 1)
Series: The Curse of the Lonesome Mariner. Price: Free! Words: 18,360. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Straight by name and straight-laced by nature, Harry’s on a mission to sail a small boat 200 miles to reconcile with his father. The last thing Harry needs is any complications. But when Harry’s wayward brother entrusts him with a dog called Lacey, life suddenly gets very unpredictable. The fun loving terrier sets out to show Harry what life’s really all about, with disastrous consequences.
The Last Supper
Price: Free! Words: 630. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
(4.00 from 1 review)
“The Last Supper,” is a 250 word flash fiction story in the form of a list of suggestions for baking yams--which may or may not be from this world. This is a humorous sci-fi take on the Thanksgiving holiday.
A Small Town Santa
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,950. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Christmas Stories by Sam Knight. Can a Small Town Santa Save Christmas? Is Santa's Day Off ruined when he finds an extra present? What goes through Santa's mind during The Long Sleigh Ride Home? In the Lane, the Snow is Glistening, but that doesn't make it a pleasant walk for three siblings...
All About Us (an Abbott Springs romantic novella)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,280. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
All Sami Abbott ever wanted was permission to be herself. At home, she aims to be the perfect daughter but never measures up. At college, she’s the bold girl who had a one-night stand with sexy musician, Alex Hamilton. When he arrives unexpectedly in Abbott Springs for the Winterfest celebration, her worlds collide and she must reconcile the girl she tries to be with the person she really is.
Midnight Bite
Series: Midnight Bite. Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 63,840. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Holiday » Halloween
Darren Whales is a photojournalist, working for a paranormal newspaper when he covers the discovery of bones in Central Park. An abrupt whirlwind of encounters with vampires, werewolves and gargoyles quickly weighs on his endurance, but his life changes when he meets Sabrina, a modern moraică/strigoi. Their love affair begins innocently, but soon Darren must face the ultimate villain.
Kill The Cynic
Series: Short Misadventures, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Margaret falls in lust with a building and is saved from making a fool of herself over it by an inquisitive friend and the unwitting drunken owner.
The Truth About Santa
Price: Free! Words: 720. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The (tongue-in-cheek) truth about Santa from the mind of alter-ego, Patty Kake.
Tales from Corny Cove
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 63,090. Language: British English. Published: July 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
TALES FROM CORNY COVE (Life in a Cornish Paradise… What could Possibly go Wrong?)... When Henry & Margaret move down south to run a campsite, it turns out that 'living the dream' sometimes involves dealing with a few nightmares too! "Tales full of twists, turns, and tickles", with the bespectacled Henry having a hard time from the obnoxious farmer next door as well as brutish & unruly campers.