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Germaphobia Singapura (An Annoying Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Approx. Short Story Length: 11 pages / 3,160 words - Roy had always dreamed of living abroad in the tropics, somewhere remote and exotic. So accepting the offer to teach in Singapore was a no-brainer. But poor Roy failed to anticipate how living in one of the world's most densely populated cities would arouse his intuitive preoccupation with cleanliness.
Arcadian Daze : Xavier Savage in Monarchsland (little stories from a big world)
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You set the price! Words: 140,330. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Coming of age
Xavier Savage's progress to understanding life. A satirical, serious, and whimsical telling of episodes in the childhood of Xavier Savage, citizen of Monarchsland, a semi-fictional state of Australia, as he strategises a fail-safe way to avoid the eternal fires of hell, and at puberty, finds love, and loses it, just before a vital fact of life is made very clear to him.
Fat Vampire
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Price: Free! Words: 46,300. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
When overweight salesman Reginald Baskin meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just bad luck that Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just more bad luck that he wakes up to find he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.
New Never News: #1 Source of F***ed Up Fairy Tale News
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Price: Free! Words: 6,530. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
If you enjoy the Onion, you will love the New Never News. It brings all your favorite fairy tales together in a very f***ed up way. From the author of the award winning of the F***ed Up Fairy Tale series, comes the New Never News, the kingdom's best source of fairy tale news. News reports include: Agoraphobic Piggy Killed in Wolf Force Winds Dwarfs Arrested After S
Powerlines 2: Young Lions
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 110,900. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Brian and Dave, young and enthusiastic architects, have to part company to find their own success. But can they? The comedy continues, but Young Lions is also a satire about the search for love and what you have to do to get ahead in business. It also reveals, in no uncertain terms, the dark side of the property world and the underbelly of a profession in which people will do anything for power.
Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch -- A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book
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Price: Free! Words: 5,590. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing: he's totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all! Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he faces the dreaded school bully. It's the formulaic elementary school chapter book at its finest! DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN'S BOOK. CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND/OR CRY.
It's Called Helping...You're Welcome
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Price: Free! Words: 43,440. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It started out as a desperate cry for attention and grew into an online cathartic therapy session on the World Wide Web. IT’S CALLED HELPING…YOU’RE WELCOME is a compilation of posts from a blog (don’t stop reading) I kept for a couple of years with a sprinkling of notes and articles that I wrote on various topics related to the human experience.
Bandwagon
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Price: Free! Words: 90,120. Language: British English. Published: July 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
The road to stardom, as any good band will tell you, is paved with good bands who failed to reach the end. Its substrate is the pulped contracts, discarded ticket stubs and recycled vinyl blues of a myriad crushed dreams. This is the story of one band who didn't even know they were on that road, the first human-robot combo ever to sneer at a drum machine.
Micro relatos de un humor muy peculiar
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Price: Free! Words: 2,620. Language: Spanish. Published: March 23, 2012 by PÚLPito. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Cinco relatos MUY breves con el humor personal e intranferible de Néstor Fausto. Incluye: "Una gota de sangre de procedencia dudosa", "El nacimiento de un héroe", "La receta médica", "Tres motivos por los que NO cometer un asesinato" y "Epístolas" (Advertencia: La colección PÚLPito no se responsabiliza del sentido del humor del sr. Fausto. Este libro puede causar somnolencia)
Doofus and Valiant: A Short Comic Collection
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Series: English Teacher X, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Those two lovable scamps, Doofus and Valiant, are back again, in order to demonstrate what makes a good teacher of English a foreign language; and more importantly, what makes a lazy, stupid, shiftless, dirty, drunken, lecherous mess of an English teacher.
Humanoid Central
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Price: Free! Words: 19,590. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
In the future, humans and androids desperately need to find a way to get along with each other, but they're failing miserably. A hand-picked group of Future Leaders is sent to a special academy, a sort of Blade Runner High School, where the young ones must learn how to just get along. In this absurdist fable, they're going to need all the luck they can get.
If
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Price: Free! Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What if there was a microchip that could be implanted in your child's head which would generate an imaginary friend for them? What if the friends stayed after the chip was removed? What if you stopped denying that you're intrigued and download the story already?
El primer libro
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Price: Free! Words: 41,250. Language: Spanish. Published: April 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Bernardo, Berta y Edmundo, tres jóvenes escritores de mediana edad, participan en el proyecto A.M.O.K. que proclama ser un punto y aparte en la historia de la creación humana. Este sacadineros es la obra de Basilio, un empresario cultural que pretende crear el primer personaje fruto de la Inteligencia Artificial.
Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle
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Price: Free! Words: 8,500. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2011 by RateABull Publishing. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Warning: Adult Humor. In Everybody vs The Ferret 1: Give Me Your Pickle, the boy fruitheads elicit the help of a internet obsessed talking ferret to get revenge for a humiliating stunt orchestrated by the girl fruitheads. The dreaded Michael Jackson device is enabled.
Devaneios do Senhor Bentley
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Series: Sr. Bentley, Prequela. Price: Free! Words: 14,640. Language: Portuguese. Published: May 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.00 from 1 review)
Em 2003 criei uma personagem a quem dei o nome de Senhor Bentley, um detestável velhinho que voa pelas ruas de Lisboa com o seu fiel amigo, um guarda-chuva voador. O Sr. Bentley diverte-se a fazer patifarias e a expor toda a pequenez e mesquinhez da alma lusa. Em 2006 “Sr. Bentley, o Enraba-Passarinhos” (renomeado em ebook “Sr. Bentley, o Arrebita-a-Nabiça”) foi editado.
The Ayatollah's Money
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Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 98,940. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Gwenny and Roger June are in London where they meet a beautiful Iranian woman. They spend time together visiting cultural sites, and then she follows them home to Charleston, South Carolina. What they don't find out until later is that before she left her home in Tehran, she stole ALL of The Ayatollah's money, and now some nasty boys in turbans are after her ass with malice aforethought.
Lol :/ and Other Modern Devised Plays
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Price: Free! Words: 33,970. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013. Category: Plays » American / African American
lol :/ is a comical investigation into how we miscommunicate with technology as revealed by the story of two women reconnecting through Facebook. Also included in this edition: "Truth in Advertising", an emotional commentary on our twisted relationship with advertisements and "Wild World", the journey of two New Yorkers through a harsh city where you are the most alone when surrounded by others.
The Methodical Ways of Edwin C. Gwynn (An Introduction to a Novel)
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Series: The Methodical Ways of Edwin C. Gwynn. Price: Free! Words: 9,040. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
Most people spend their lives in pursuit of many things. Edwin C. Gwynn keeps his eyes on just one.
Alfa 33 e o Furúnculo de Salazar
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Series: Alfa 33, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 9,630. Language: Portuguese. Published: May 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
"No mundo do agente Alfa 33, o 25 de Abril não resultou e a ditadura do Estado Novo mantém-se até aos nossos dias. Portugal continua pobre e atrasado, mas a situação parece menos grave porque ninguém está autorizado a queixar-se." Opinião subversiva não visada pela Comissão de Censura
Coming Out - The Short Saga of Russell Kelly
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Price: Free! Words: 3,030. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
(4.00 from 1 review)
At 460 Russell Kelly had given up on losing weight. It was simply impossible. But, in one delirious and insanely creative moment Russell had an inspiration. He had found a way to join once more with mankind without attracting the unwanted attention and harassment. He would disguise himself as two people.