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The Jerks of Gleise 581e
You set the price! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
When humanity finally discovers intelligent life in our universe, we're in for a surprise - they're jerks!
Why Me, Lord? Collector's Edition
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,800. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The funniest thing I ever wrote. Based on a true happening. A critique agreed it was the funniest thing he ever read. It is based on what my life is really like. To survive as long as I have, I've actually taken on that kind of philosophy.
Maynard Soloman vs. The Kidney Thieves (Funny Detective Stories #8)
Series: Funny Detective Stories, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Maynard Soloman, a cantankerous private detective full of old-timey insults, slices open a ring of kidney thieves in this crusty short story. A band of baddies is posting ads for kidneys for sale on the Internet - at a sinister price. It's up to Maynard to climb into a bath tub of ice in a seedy motel to bust the ring in action. * BONUS: Includes Dr. Maynard's Guide to Kidney Transplants.
The Myoshi Effect
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 29,560. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The year is 2020. Can the Presidents of the United States come together in order stop a giant asteroid before it destroys Earth in one month's time? Who IS the mysterious Doctor Apophis? What is the "S.U.R.", and why is the President of the USA determined to defend it at all costs? What the hell is the Canadian army doing in North
Children of the Undead
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 81,300. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Horror » Undead
A social and political satire disguised as a comic novel about zombies and pickles. Or possibly the other way around.
The Telepathic Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
Series: Telepathic Vacuum Cleaner Universe. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,530. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Gelmon Wrackworn is a door-to-door salesman in a future where door-to-door sales have been outlawed. He is very good at what he does, and it is that talent that lands him in the middle of an underground society where he is forced to exorcise satanically-possessed vacuums. Gelmon is also very good at fighting back.
Derpy Dirk and the Crush(ing Realization That He Will Never Find Love)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,080. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Dirk is back for more tired, formulaic action, and this time he may or may not be derpier than ever! Lady Love has sunk her cruel talons into the kids at Jermimaville Elementary School, and Dirk is no exception! Will he acquire what it takes to find love? Will he finally learn exactly what love is? Will he win his crush's affections at The Big Valentine's Day Dance? (Spoiler alert: He won't.)
ZaZen in The Nine Yards of a Layer of Dust
You set the price! Words: 37,220. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » General
I wrote this book over a three month period of travel around Thailand, and put it together in Bradley Beach, New Jersey over the winter of 2012-2013. I began it one early morning on waking up at 2am and just had to write the thoughts down that were in me and were calling to be said. I have added a few things since I finished it as some kind of explanation as to why and what. Of course all the peo
The Homo Sap
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 5,550. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2013 by Haldolen. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A short collection of light sci-fi tongue-in-cheek stories. THE HOMO SAP GUIDED TOUR THE GOOD DOCTOR HUNGER PANGS WORD TO THE WISE
The Life And Times of No One In Particular
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 50,170. Language: English. Published: May 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Beware the muse with a chip on her shoulder. Muses are often called uncooperative, grumpy, lazy beings who abandon a writer when they're needed most. Now, one of them has decided to tell their side of the story. Meet Clarissa, a muse who has spent centuries trying to inspire artists who sometimes are too stubborn to listen to her. What is your muse trying to say to you? Clarissa might just be
Commercialized Adultery
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,200. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
A dating site for married people claims honesty in having an affair, because both know the other one is married. But why does the site have a PANIC! button?
Maynard Soloman & The Job-Nabbin' Illegal Immigrants (Funny Detective Stories #3)
Series: Funny Detective Stories, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,670. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Fans of funny detective stories, meet Maynard Soloman. Some say he's crusty, profane and clueless. If you ask him, he solves the world's problems one case at a time. In this short story, Maynard is hired to track down something important stolen from his client: A job. The culprit: Illegal immigrants. Or are they?
Scrawling
Series: Adventures of Neville Lansdowne. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,360. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Neville Lansdowne finds himself deep down in a strange undersea world where everything is made of words. Here he meets some peculiar new companion and soon finds himself in the middle of another strange and wholly unexpected adventure.
My Second Period
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 24,360. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Educational Satire written from the perspective of a Biology teacher. If you are a teacher, student, parent or someone who took Biology in high school, you will enjoy this book. Faculty meetings, academic team meetings, parent phone calls along with scientific method, ecology, genetics and evolution are brought to life in Mr. Smith’s second period biology class.
Outsourced
Series: A Menagerie of Macabre Mini-Fiction, Book 6. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 4,980. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
The Undead return in this short dark satire that ties together global warming, unemployment and zombies. *** After an historic confluence of political, social, economic and climatic events lowers employment while raising the dead, a man in a soup line considers making the ultimate sacrifice...for a job.
Resurrecting Cybele
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 108,990. Language: Canadian English. Published: August 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literary collections » Canadian, Fiction » Literary collections » Canadian
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Cybele Moondragon is an unemployed English graduate student who is disillusioned with her life and tired of being in debt. She decides to resurrect a matriarchal cult based on the pagan goddess Cybele in order to make a lot of money and empower men and women who are stifled in more traditional, patriarchal religions.
Dark Moonlighting 5: Electric Dark Moonlightingaloo
Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 5. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 79,460. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has murdered over 30,000 people, returns in this exciting conclusion to the Dark Moonlighting series. He has had many jobs over his nearly seven centuries of existence, but now he faces his most important challenge. The zombie apocalypse is at hand, and it is up to Nick and his friends to save humanity.
Doctor Who - The Lost Episode
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,480. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Over the aeons many episodes of Doctor Who materialised. Nearly all of these were televised but one or two went missing in the time space continuum. Now, after years of ferreting in the BBC’s bowels a lost episode has come to light. Share in this light-hearted look at our favourite time traveller.
AffectionAires Part 4
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,860. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Literature » Literary
On Island Bunny it all ends funny, shouting, shouting, It's my money.
A Igreja Queima-Dinheiro
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,300. Language: Portuguese. Published: April 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Paulo Alexandre, o Profeta Cego, introduz em Portugal uma nova igreja, a Igreja Queima-Dinheiro (ou a Exura Pecunia). Ele evangeliza e espalha a sua mensagem. Em pouco tempo muitos se convertem, aderindo ao novo culto. Nele a acção do rito mais significativa é a de queimar, literalmente incinerar o dinheiro (na forma de notas).