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Germaphobia Singapura (An Annoying Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Approx. Short Story Length: 11 pages / 3,160 words - Roy had always dreamed of living abroad in the tropics, somewhere remote and exotic. So accepting the offer to teach in Singapore was a no-brainer. But poor Roy failed to anticipate how living in one of the world's most densely populated cities would arouse his intuitive preoccupation with cleanliness.
If
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Price: Free! Words: 6,470. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What if there was a microchip that could be implanted in your child's head which would generate an imaginary friend for them? What if the friends stayed after the chip was removed? What if you stopped denying that you're intrigued and download the story already?
Self Help In Treating Recto Cranial Blockage
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,340. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation and inspiration
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Guaranteed to be the funniest book you'll read about the in's and out's of having your head up your bum. It happens to the best of us, we all have our good days and bad days. As a past and recurrent sufferer I offer you my wisdom in clearing the Self Hindering Internal Thoughts from your life.
Transcripts from the Other Side
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Price: Free! Words: 7,030. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Today is Bill's lucky day: he's dead. Transcripts Series Part 1, Transcripts from the Other Side Part 2, Heaven: The Beta-test (out now) Part 3, coming soon
Galaxy Motel
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,730. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Since the 1950s, the Galaxy Motel has witnessed the growing pains and culture shifts of a restless America pass through its doors. In their own distinct voice, with humor and compassion, three motel managers recount the story of their most memorable guest: a teenage girl in the 50s, a runaway musician in the 60s, and a drug addict with a penchant for redecorating in the 2000s.
Kafka's Hairbrush
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Biographical
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Someone's having a bad hair day. Anxious writer Franz K. waits for the pharmacy in Prague's old square to open so he can purchase a bottle of his favorite hair tonic. Why are they late? What is wrong with the clerk? Why can't he understand a word he says? "Kafka’s Hairbrush" is an analeptic literary love story. A little pick-me-up. Can the fretful writer ever settle his nerves?
The Man Who Could Not Make Up His Mind
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,510. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Clifford Day Vanderwall, a member of New York society, has trouble making decisions. He becomes the helpless prey of fortune hunter Shirley Horner. She eventually destroys his career, his love life, and his self-esteem. Lacking the ability to make up his mind, Clifford appears to be doomed in this outrageous satire about love among New York’s upper crust.
Psychman Appears on a TV Talk Show
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Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The first in a series of TV talk show appearances by an individual who barely has a grip on reality. He subsists on a psychological disability pension. His threat of a frivolous ADA lawsuit based on the host's reaction to his inane statements coerces the producer into scheduling additional appearances, which drive the host to near insanity. {{{{ A continuing series of segments }}}}
Angels Don't Cry
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Price: Free! Words: 7,140. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This is a metafictional preview of a metaphorical tale of a metrosexual angel trying to stop a metaphysical apocalypse.
The 3 Indispensible Rules for Taking Charge: A Reptilian Guide to Personal Finance and World Domination
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Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 7,710. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A tell-all book about the Reptilian conspiracy and indispensable guide to world domination...fact or fiction? Whichever, this mysterious cold-blooded overlord has answers for all your megalomania needs.
Гунтис Гуркитис
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Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: Russian. Published: January 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Гунтис Гуркитис очень любил деньги. Он их просто боготворил! К чему привела его эта любовь - читайте в рассказе!
My Lying Bathroom Mirror (F)
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Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A short poem, wif words what rhymes even, in celebration of your visit to my Smashwords Page.
Twenty Funny Stories - Book Five
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,520. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Another Book of the series of TWENTY FUNNY STORIES with funny situations to make you chuckle
Laughing Gas
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Price: Free! Words: 5,230. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A boss-employee relationship is strained to the breaking point, as a moral debate ensues over the lab's latest creation. A hilarious, satirical take on near-future global finance, warfare, and economic disparity.
When Only The best Will Do
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Price: Free! Words: 530. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A man faces his stuggle to meet the results of his lifetime of giving himself to one true love
Ego
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Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Uma viagem muito breve aos meandros da arte, que alguém classificou algum dia como "esse mundo de desavergonhados".
Last Clean Shirt Volume 1
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Series: Last Clean Shirt, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,530. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2012 by WSIC EBooks Ltd.. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is the first in a series of books about my travels around the world, starting from the very beginning. Well, maybe not the very beginning. I skipped the bit where I come out of my mother's bum. I mean nobody wants to read about that, right? Me just sliding out of there, covered in all that icky omelette stuff. That'd be gross. I also didn’t include the pain I endured as my wisdom teeth...
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gravy Day (season 1, episode 8)
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Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 7,090. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012 by Tricorner Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
The galaxy's most successful and most hated insectoid assassin versus his deadliest foe ever—when the bug versus boredom the entire universe quakes with fear.
Mr Wolf Presents My Wicked Guide to Life & Modern Fairy Tales for Adults
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,780. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Mr Wolf's witty guide to life's more difficult challenges may improve your sex appeal and social skills. Or possibly not. PLUS ... Playful and engaging, Mr Wolf's modern fairytales will hopefully make your world less Grimm. "Mr Wolf Presents My Wicked Guide to Life & Modern Fairy Tales for Adults" is brought to you by Greg Flynn - the author of the widely-praised novel, "The Berlin Cross".
OBITUARIES - 40 Death Notices Beyond the Pale
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,250. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
We're all slouching toward the Inevitable - a.k.a. the Big Sleep, the Big Chill, the Big Plotz, the Final Upload. These 40 Obituaries are unlike any death notices you'll ever see, but that's the point, to have a few laughs and maybe even some insights into something we can't do anything about. And you'll get to meet Death who says there's no reason to be scared of him and none of it is persona