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The Happy People That Heard About Jesus!
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 6,870. Language: American English. Published: January 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is a story about those who are ecstatic about the return of Jesus from heaven, and those who wish he would stay where he is. The leader of the anti-Christ struggles to maintain control of Earth's population while preparing to meet and challenge Jesus
Teeth
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,590. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this wicked (in Bostonese) Southern satire, a mother and son pair of self-righteous New Jersey bigots intent on establishing a peaceful orthodontic practice and revolutionizing dentistry in time-warped, segregationist, KKK infested Gumball, Georgia find themselves at the mercy of a Jewish Napoleon from Brooklyn and other opposing forces, placing the idyllic Old Southern life beyond their reach.
I Love Big Butts, and Her Butt Was the Biggest: An American Love Story
Price: Free! Words: 4,080. Language: English. Published: February 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
What is love? Baby don't hurt me. It's a story as old as humanity: boy meets girl, boy scrubs pigeon crap out of girl's toes, girl runs away to Mexico.
The Pipes, the Pipes!
Price: Free! Words: 7,010. Language: British English. Published: July 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is the story of bagpipe player Dan Hunter and his obsession with the bagpipes. In a world where playing the pipes equates with drug addition, he is shunned by his wife and friends and eventually travels to London, desperately looking for an outlet for his craving. He finds this in Sheila, a young Australian with a bagpipe obsession greater than his own. But is this what he really wants?
The Murder of Crows
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
In a near future of zero tolerance, Big Brother is not entirely born of the government. He is also your local news, your social media friends and followers, your neighbors. It was only a matter of time before someone found a way to capitalize on it. A satire of modern media and popular culture, THE MURDER OF CROWS attempts to follow the trend of public shaming to what could be its ultimate end.
The Thing in the Kitchen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 360. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
I awoke and knew immediately something was wrong. A strange power was seeping through the walls, drawing me, pulling me against my will…. A very short, funny freebee by the author of "Jimi Hendrix Pest Control Company," and "Cat Gangs."
No Shades of Grey
Price: Free! Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A tale of love, respect and domination, No Shades of Grey depicts the plight of a worthy romantic lead when the object of his affections turns out to be not quite the girl he’s looking for. Warning: this story is only six words long. The remainder is padded with different translations.
Claudius Barnum Grabit
Price: Free! Words: 3,140. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
The story of the legendary Claudius Barnum, an icon of his time.
Just Another Day in Purgatory
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,670. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
(5.00 from 1 review)
Hell freezes over. Heaven heats up. A resort springs to life on the banks of the River Styx and souls don’t want to move on. Nothing scares our intrepid immortals—except a run-in with a scissor-wielding Fate after messing up the Great Tapestry. She’s the only one capable of cutting their Life Threads. It’s just another day in Purgatory for Death and Chronos as they sort through the mayhem.
Technologme
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
I argue for the idea that technology allows us to ignore each other to our own detriment, it guess.
47.5 Jokes
Price: Free! Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
0 copies sold till date, this is not a major bestseller, it is just a compilation of all the funny jokes that I created and how to say them,Yep It has all the funniest jokes ever said by me and I am darn funny, jokes and jokes, funny sayings, reviews, contradictions, everything to make you laugh is in this book.It even has a time back guarantee. there is nothing to lose, except time.
Joe the Satirist
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
A horror story in the style of Mark Twain about a man named Joe the Satirist who travels from town to town lampooning the local culture.
MT Headed Things To Be Vindicated: Volume 1
Series: MT Headed Things To Be Vindicated. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,720. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
MT Headed Things To Be Vindicated, Volume 1 is a collection of 50 random thoughts culled from my brain. Enjoy!
Did Hamster Can Be Lonely? - An Introduction to Science
Price: Free! Words: 1,010. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014 by Third Phase. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Considered by many to be the absolute best way to introduce a young student to the science, "Did Hamster Can Be Lonely?" provides insight into the scientific method, animal research and something about dumpsters.
The Jerks of Gleise 581e
You set the price! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
When humanity finally discovers intelligent life in our universe, we're in for a surprise - they're jerks!
My Lying Bathroom Mirror (M)
Price: Free! Words: 220. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
A short poem, wif words what rhymes even, in celebration of your visit to my Smashwords Page.
Wayward Child
Price: Free! Words: 950. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
To keep his town safe from harm, Father Paul and his congregation sacrifice a wayward child to the devil each year in exchange for prosperity. But what if one child simply isn't enough this year?
The Gish Chronicles - Volume 1: Smarmy Glamazons and the People Who Love Them
Series: The Gish Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Gish Heart is in trouble. At 35, her small public relations firm has dwindled to nothing. In Volume One - Smarmy Glamazons and the People Who Love Them - Gish interviews at an agency where night club attire seems to be required.
Living the Afterlife, a Death and Chronos flash fiction collection
Price: Free! Words: 15,460. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Thirty stories filled with laughter and mishaps as a Harley-riding Death and anachronistic Chronos create havoc in Purgatory and on Earth. A host of Immortals join in the misadventures. Find out what happens when Death teaches War how to bowl. Can Chronos fix his blunder when he loses a year? What is Gaia going to do when she discovers the invisible sheep? Can you win playing poker with Evil?
A Szürke 48-as Trikolórja
Price: Free! Words: 5,780. Language: Hungarian. Published: February 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
140 karakterbe oltott kalandok a Pilvax kávéházból a kérdéssel: Vajon ki a gyorsabb? A forradalom vagy a rohamrendőrök? S a nagy tavaszi zsongásban, megdugják-e végre Júliát?