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Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire

Be Sarcastic: Revised and Expanded Edition
Price: Free! Words: 5,620. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is how I use sarcasm, satire, and irony to create and nurture relationships.
Twenty Funny Stories - Book Five
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,520. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Another Book of the series of TWENTY FUNNY STORIES with funny situations to make you chuckle
PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gravy Day (season 1, episode 8)
Series: PeeDee3 is Dead, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 7,090. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2012 by Tricorner Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The galaxy's most successful and most hated insectoid assassin versus his deadliest foe ever—when the bug versus boredom the entire universe quakes with fear.
Light Years Away
Price: Free! Words: 670. Language: English. Published: February 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
The battle between religion and science has never been more convoluted, a culture clash between humans and their institutions. Read on to find out why Schnapps rule!
Sheriff Gregg & The Russian Countess
Series: Sheriff Gregg, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 5,260. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Western, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Charlene Bartlett’s two lieutenants – the beautiful Countess and the quick-tempered gun-slinger, Derry Bordieux – often disagree, but when Charlene Bartlett has Abigail’s drapery store closed down, things come to a head. Absurdist, 'Wild West' short story, the fifth in the ‘Sheriff Gregg’ series.
Bring Me the Head of John Grisham (Story)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,880. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00 from 1 review)
What would you do for a million dollars? Risk averse expatriate life insurance agent Bob Proctor has to steal back the head of famed American legal thriller author to claim a million dollar bounty from a retired Mexican drug lord. He soon finds himself way out of his depth on the back roads of Mexico. Army snipers, wild dogs, gold Cadillacs, one-handed Narcos. The whole enchilada. "Bring Me...
You Know What I Like To Do At Four O'Clock, Ed?
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,550. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Biographical
(5.00 from 1 review)
Meet Hollywood's most inglorious bastard. Legendary bad boy movie mogul Don Simpson has just been made the new head of production at Paramount Studios. As he waits for a journalist to arrive for a customary interview, he reflects on his hectic life so far. Can the ferocious Simpson win over the journalist from the L.A. Times?
Melody's Passion
Price: Free! Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Adult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
“She sees a figure in the moonlight, wonders who it could be?!! Who could be staring at her and not be saying a word?!! She notices, it’s Eric, from the party. She says to him, “I remember seeing you at the party. You are Eric.”!! He says too her, “What is up with you?”
George Goes To Heaven
You set the price! Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(3.00 from 1 review)
George buys a ticket to heaven for three days. How much more does he expect?
I (do Not!) Accept
Price: Free! Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Computers & Internet » Computer literacy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
How often do we skip over terms and conditions we see on websites, and accept them without a second look? Well that's fine, it's a choice we make, we trust the lawyers not to put anything funny in there. But sometimes the website lawyers try to take the choice away from us, try to force us to accept things we might not want to accept. This is a very fictitious story about very real T's and C's.
Frustration: Can We Get Rid of It
Price: Free! Words: 4,870. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: July 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Have you ever faced this situation in life, when you visit the residence of your boss or new super boss for the first time, his wife came out to greet you and you are shell-shocked to see that she happened to be your ex-girlfriend, whom you had dumped few years back? Subhankar asked me with a gloomy face.
Past Fiddle Creek
Price: Free! Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Bits of fiction, sometimes in poetic form, mostly written for sharing in coffee shops and bars. A sampling of the work available in paperback under the title, Lines to Voice.
Two Minutes Guy
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,290. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
One night stands: women regret them, men regret not having more, and evolution is to blame (well, not with Marcus ). Marcus is about to have his first one night stand and it really means a lot to him, what could go wrong?
A Pollie's Progress
Price: Free! Words: 620. Language: Australian English. Published: September 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Australian & Oceanian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
…being a few of one’s idle-moment word-doodles – 48, 49, 50! These short descriptions need at least fifty characters, see.
The Earthling - Throw Him Out
Price: Free! Words: 1,050. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The long description and short description of this book and the synopsis all when written might become larger than the length of this book so i leave it to the reader to go through the book rather than waste their time reading this.
When Only The Best Will Do
Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Screenplays » Comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A man faces his stuggle to meet the results of his lifetime of giving himself to one true love
Welcome to Hell
Series: Mel Goes to Hell. Price: Free! Words: 3,980. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
"Good morning. Welcome to HELL." Mel hates job interviews – and this one's shaping up to be the interview from Hell. From the grumpy receptionist to the disturbingly demonic interview panel and the sleazy CEO, it seems landing her first job is the least of Mel's worries. Can she make it out of the office alive without selling her soul?
My Lying Bathroom Mirror (F)
Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A short poem, wif words what rhymes even, in celebration of your visit to my Smashwords Page.
Гунтис Гуркитис
Price: $1.10 USD. Words: 1,340. Language: Russian. Published: January 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Гунтис Гуркитис очень любил деньги. Он их просто боготворил! К чему привела его эта любовь - читайте в рассказе!
Angels Don't Cry
Price: Free! Words: 7,140. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This is a metafictional preview of a metaphorical tale of a metrosexual angel trying to stop a metaphysical apocalypse.