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The 3 Indispensible Rules for Taking Charge: A Reptilian Guide to Personal Finance and World Domination
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,710. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A tell-all book about the Reptilian conspiracy and indispensable guide to world domination...fact or fiction? Whichever, this mysterious cold-blooded overlord has answers for all your megalomania needs.
Kafka's Hairbrush
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,180. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Biographical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Someone's having a bad hair day. Anxious writer Franz K. waits for the pharmacy in Prague's old square to open so he can purchase a bottle of his favorite hair tonic. Why are they late? What is wrong with the clerk? Why can't he understand a word he says? "Kafka’s Hairbrush" is an analeptic literary love story. A little pick-me-up. Can the fretful writer ever settle his nerves?
Psychman Appears on a TV Talk Show
Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The first in a series of TV talk show appearances by an individual who barely has a grip on reality. He subsists on a psychological disability pension. His threat of a frivolous ADA lawsuit based on the host's reaction to his inane statements coerces the producer into scheduling additional appearances, which drive the host to near insanity. { { { { A continuing series of segments } } } }
The Man Who Could Not Make Up His Mind
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,510. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Clifford Day Vanderwall, a member of New York society, has trouble making decisions. He becomes the helpless prey of fortune hunter Shirley Horner. She eventually destroys his career, his love life, and his self-esteem. Lacking the ability to make up his mind, Clifford appears to be doomed in this outrageous satire about love among New York’s upper crust.
Rick Perry Prays for the Assassination Games (Story)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Biographical
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
When you look at American politics these days, what do you see? Land of the extreme, home of the crazy? The Democrats are keeping their loonies under wraps. But the Republicans? Man, they're out of control. "Rick Perry Prays for the Assassination Games" is a political 'what if' story? What if you take the current principles of the Republican Party to their natural conclusion? What if those . . .
Selling Anne Frank
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,910. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Business
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Welcome to a brave new world of advertising. Welcome to the future where brooding advertising agency head Simon Ross is having one of those days. He's in two minds about whether he should pitch for the Anne Frank account. His senior account planner is putting the pressure on. His senior team is all over the place. And his creative director is missing. Can the philosophical Ross win the account?
Grand Champion
Price: Free! Words: 3,470. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
A look at what might happen if the roles were reversed and cats were in charge of judging humans.
A Boy Called Stephany
Price: Free! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
A short parable about a small boy releasing the girl within. But could something far more sinister be lurking beneath?
It's Illegal, But It's Okay
Price: Free! Words: 16,030. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Plays » Caribbean & Latin American
(4.00 from 1 review)
There are stories that could only happen in New York City. Where else would all those people get along: a Brazilian, an Iranian, two Mexican brothers, an old Korean lady and an American couple? In this anarchic comedy about clash of cultures, intolerance, romance and impossible dreams, nothing is what it seems and nobody is all good or all bad.
Comic Book Series: WTF! This Is A Liberal Utopia!
Price: Free! Language: English. Published: August 31, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Comic book version of ''WTF! This Is A Liberal Utopia!' - A peek at an Ivy League college professor who suddenly awakens from a coma in the year 2050 to discover his fellow intellectuals have really succeeded. Experience his surprise when he sees first hand many of the pitfalls that befall a nation led by...
The Non-stop Dancer
Price: Free! Words: 6,720. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
When Britain was still Great, one man started to dance, and passersby started to join him. Find out how one man’s movements became a movement.
The Southern Passover Seder: Haggadah shel Dixie
Price: Free! Words: 950. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Join Rabbi Bubba Ben Azariah, Rabbi Judah Ben Jamin, Rabbi Eliyahu Whitney, and Rabbi Satchel-Mouth Tarfon as they gather at the Cracker Barrel to tell of the Exodus from Bondage.
So, You Wanna Build A Methlab?
Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Home-based businesses
(4.00 from 1 review)
A satirical guide to something that you probably wouldn't ever want to do anyways.
Arse Rot
Price: Free! Words: 2,780. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(4.00 from 1 review)
A bizarro short story of about 2,600 words. Miguel is your everyday guy, he likes to watch TV. Unfortunately too much TV doesn't only rot your brain...
The Whimsyless Tale Of Firstname Lastname
Price: Free! Words: 4,310. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
The tale of a young man, who due to a tragically comic series of events ends up being known as 'Firstname Lastname'. He spends his life dreaming of whimsical adventures with quirky characters. But alas, they always seem to elude him, to the bitter end.
Willie's Bad Hair Day (A Children's Book for Adults)
Price: Free! Words: 500. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Willie gets the sniffles and dies. The lesson is, well, I'm not sure...
The Walking Jeb (The Bad Man Trilogy Book 3)
Price: Free! Words: 5,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
The thrilling conclusion to 'The Bad Man Trilogy.' Jeb Bush races against time to secure the GOP's most powerful relic, Reagan's Hand. Only two things stand in his way: the shadowy organization LOSER and his own incompetence.
Michael Bay Must Die!! --A Satire
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,920. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.00 from 1 review)
A surreal satire about some toys who learn about Bay's movies and vow to get revenge for the way he portrays them- and the universe as a whole.
The After-Hero
Price: Free! Words: 6,140. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
The After-Hero, the guy that's always in the heroes' shadow, twisted by existential woes and sexual perversions, wishing to be a protagonist himself... alas no one writes about him.
Moses, God and the Plagues- A Pharaoh's View
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Everyone is familiar with the ultimate smackdown battle between Moses and the Pharaoh of Egypt. But I don't get the feeling many people have actually read the text.