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Vol. 6 - The Gish Chronicles: A New Normal
Price: Free! Words: 790. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In volume six of The Gish Chronicles, Gish's life has taken a dramatic turn - and not necessarily for the better.
Only An Atheist Can Help God Save The World
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 62,950. Language: British English. Published: July 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Humanity is wrecking the Earth and God has had enough! Unfortunately, stopping us will not be easy, as Heaven's bureaucracy now restricts His actions and the only person on Earth who can help Him is an atheist! Also Metatron, the new ruler in Heaven, has sent a demon to deal with God. By any means necessary. All of this will lead to a confrontation of biblical proportions!
The Merger: A Romantic Comedy of Intergalactic Business Negotiations, Indecipherable Emotions, and Pizza
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,360. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2015 by Book Smugglers Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Paresh and Sita are a loving married couple who share a (mostly) pleasant and uneventful life. That is, if you don’t count Sita’s cooking experiments with turkey chili pizza (don’t ask). All that changes one evening, when Paresh is approached by a gelatinous, horned blob-alien from outer space who makes a lucrative offer that Paresh and Sita literally cannot refuse...
Raising Hell
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 81,620. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A clueless optimist ruins a perfectly good hell. When an innocent soul arrives in hell by accident, Lucifer does his level best to corrupt him before the Supreme Butt In corrects the mistake. Unfortunately for Lucifer, the new soul Pilgrim makes Pollyanna a prophet of doom and leads the damned on a mission to transform hell into the most enjoyable realm of everlasting torment possible.
Luscious Melchus: Enter Medusa
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,050. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Melchus hasn't been able to enjoy his god-like powers of lusciousness. He's shanghaied by an unrepentant hustler named Dame Rong who demands restitution by prostitution. Her client? A mythological she-beast. Will Melchus be a date for the night or a sacrifice for all eternity? Have at thee, mortals. The adventures of LUSCIOUS MELCHUS are upon us!
Telling Stories
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 56,730. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: June 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Steven Spalding is a mild, unexceptional civil-servant, overweight and solitary. But he has a secret. An alter ego in the form of wise-cracking, anarchic and exceptionally rude Eric Dombey. As Eric, Steven can become the self he sometimes wishes to be, but as events in his life slip out of control, the boundaries between real and unreal blur – all is not as it seems...
The Haunted GPS or The Ghost of Purple River Bridge
Price: Free! Words: 6,820. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » Ghost
When a GPS system starts to talk back...will you ever trust a GPS system again? Gladys Stable certainly won't, did she really deserve the nightmare that befell her on the way back to her hotel room? Well, I'll let you be the judge.
'The Election'
Price: Free! Words: 4,860. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘The Election’ is the story of a cynical journalist covering the heinous events of the fourth annual United Corporate Election. This story is inspired by and dedicated to the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson and his unique style of ‘Gonzo Journalism’.
Free Gramps
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,400. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Suddenly Murdoch is quickly wheeling towards the door. Timmy jumps out of the way just in time. Timmy watches as Murdoch manoeuvres the chair down the hall and then he runs after him. There is laughter. ‘Gramps . . . wait up!’ Age has caught up with our hero. He has lost his rugged good looks, devil-may-care attitude and possibly his mind. Is this how he is destined to spend the rest of his life?
The Big Santa Christmas Caper
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘SANTA, THERE’S A DARK SLEIGH ENTERING NORTH POLE AIRSPACE AT THREE O’CLOCK!’ the dwarf says, still screeching and waving his arms. The woman gasps. Santa Claus moans, but his head remains nestled in the crook of his elbow, and he says nothing. Evil elves trying to destroy Santa’s workshop and ruin Christmas. Kids waiting up for Santa to complain about their presents. What is the world coming to?
57 Pages: A Short Book of Thought-Motivating Cartoons
Price: $1.97 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: American English. Published: June 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The title of 57 Pages refers to the number of sections of social commentary cartoons. Based on articles of his deleted, blog sites many of Curtis Jackson's humorous works involve social interactions exploring honesty, trust and hope. There are other circumstances that touch upon sensitive issues such as suicide, adultry and child abuse. These are among Jackson's brave, daring views of humanity.
Still Wild
Price: Free! Words: 8,210. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Fairy tales, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Animals! Ever wonder what they think? Ever imagine that it might be something a little more… human? T.K. Wade returns to present ten new animal fables. In the fanciful tradition of Aesop, see the animal kingdom in a way that you might not expect… and possibly learn from it as well. This collection also includes a brand new story from Lynn Ann O’Toole! Enjoy!
Angel comes, Devil goes
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 21,010. Language: Persian. Published: June 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In ancient Iran's culture it is famous about defeating devil by angel in this story it has been used in terms of Parsi and Farsi to notice Iranian linguist to enhance potentiality of Persian in such a way which is beautified by humor.
Think Outside The Box... of Chocolates
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 32,050. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2015 by A-Argus Better Book Publishers. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Hilarious parody and satire from Canada's Queen of Comedy as she looks at life from a different colored spectrum.
Maple Fudge - 1st Two Chapters
Price: Free! Words: 8,290. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
A government terror that can only be described as: administrative. In the international backwaters of Canada, the top politicians in the country kill themselves in the middle of the night and leave a country wondering: Who is in charge? How much is the pay? What kind of paperwork is involved? Panic could rip democracy apart – unless everyone gets really, really tired of the whole thing.
Life Isn't Just Passing Me By... It's Running Me Over
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,850. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2015 by A-Argus Better Book Publishers. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Hilarious, funny, side-splitting look at life and relationships that will leave the reader shouting for more. Better than Art Buchwald or Mort Sahl and funnier, too
ISIS Is Coming! ISIS Is Coming! ISIS is Coming!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,220. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Donny the Drone, a non-sentient blogging United States military unmanned fix winged aerial vehicle, interviews the phrase “The War on Terror” about ISIS, The Cheney Administration, Neoconmen, Muslim No Go Zones and the 2016 United States Presidential Election Campaign.
The Soul Train
Price: $1.80 USD. Words: 27,960. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
The Afterlife is filled with the kind of people you would cross the street to avoid. Most people stick it out until the angels come to collect them. Problem is, that can take forever. The impatient find the drudgery of everyday life just too much to bear and give up their souls....to me. Read the collection of stories and learn what life is really like when you die.
Hobson's Choice
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,080. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
How would you poison your spouse? That's the dilemma Andrew faces when he decides to do away with his wife and collect the life insurance money. When his wife gets wind of the plan she also gets in on the act. Finally, their son decides he's had enough of the game and demands they go to a marriage guidance councillor. On the way there tragedy strikes.
How to Become a Bodyguard for Celine Dion's Larynx
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 by Untreed Reads. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Ever wonder how contemporary singing divas protect their voice boxes? Well, wonder no more! In the satirical short story, an over-achieving nine-year-old unknowingly embarks on an unlikely career path en route to working for Celine Dion, the popular singing sensation. You'll laugh and you'll cry as the narrator of the story, a gifted child with a MENSA I.Q., navigates through her journey .