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Courtesy Jerk 5: Full of Holes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,630. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Honestly, is there anything left to say at this point? Is there no shred of hope of humanity left in the world when it comes to customer service? I think you all know the answer here. Courtesy Jerk's fifth installment centers around the memories we've all had as a child of being that wide-eyed confection customer. Doughnuts.
Courtesy Jerk 4: Concessionally Speaking, You're an Asshole
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,270. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end, but not necessarily in that order." - Jean-Luc Godard. Yeah? Well, with the way these people are acting, I think their "end" is about to come a lot sooner than expected. The fourth installment of Courtesy Jerk takes us into the world of entertainment, though i'm sure you can tell by this point that life is all but entertaining.
Courtesy Jerk 3: It's Your Fault That Your Kids Suck
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,730. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If you're lucky enough to have children, then you might be unlucky enough to know about all of the garbage that comes with being a parent. Or at the very least, being the parent for a parent.
Courtesy Jerk 2: Hating Others Makes You Better
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Face it, there's so much more to complain about in life. Courtesy Jerk returns with a fresh new installment! This time, breaking away from just the supermarket, we tackle the most annoying, aggravating, and all around worst people to ever walk the earth. Their mannerisms are nothing to smile over, but everything to make fun of, so let's get to it!
Courtesy Jerk: Confessions of a Supermarket Employee
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,820. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Remember your first customer service job? Of course you don't! Because you've been trying to push it out of your subconscious for the past fifteen to twenty years! It's cool, I get it; I'm right in that position as we speak. Here's what you've been dying to say all this time though.
The Curious Case of Simon Todd
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 143,790. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018 by BWL Publishing Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Simon Todd is an everyday accountant, who after unceremoniously falling from his neighbor's roof, somehow finds himself dead and transformed into a ghost on a quest to find dragon treasure.
Frustration: Can We Get Rid of It
Price: Free! Words: 4,870. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: July 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Have you ever faced this situation in life, when you visit the residence of your boss or new super boss for the first time, his wife came out to greet you and you are shell-shocked to see that she happened to be your ex-girlfriend, whom you had dumped few years back? Subhankar asked me with a gloomy face.
The Flip Flop
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 46,630. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What if the 2016 presidential election had gone the exact opposite way? Trump wins the most votes, but Clinton wins the Electoral College? What if Trump had refused to concede, built his own "bilgier" White House atop his DC hotel? What if Hillary tried to respond with her own reality show? And what if Americans ever considered just how easily their own "convictions" can Flip Flop?
Dummy's Murder Between Hands and Other Mystery Short Stories
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 71,900. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of 12, some new, some previously published satirical, and/or politically incorrect mysteries which will challenge your mind, tickle your funnybone, and shock your sensibilities.
The Third Book of Questionable Answers
Series: A Questionable Answers Treasury. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 17,460. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Another in the thoroughly unrecognized series of Questionable Answers books.
Poodle Park
Price: Free! Words: 1,220. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Biographical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A quite hilarious at times (and ridiculously insincere throughout), paragon of first-word issues, lunchtime conversation in a high-end Charlotte restaurant is overheard and transcribed. The subjects' most likely thoughts are generously sprinkled into the verbal salad. If this little slice-of-life vignette were expanded (for some odd reason) into an American movie, it would most likely be rated G.
Brick Wilson: Clueless
Series: Brick Wilson. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,640. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2018 by LeeLoo Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Return to the Ultimate Galactic Universe with Brick Wilson as he attempts to rescue Hilep, the wealthiest man in the Ultimate Universe, who has kidnapped himself. See what happens when you surgically remove your split personality? With a crime that has even UGH Tax Authority rendered apathetic, can Brick save the bazillionaire from his own clutches and restore illogical order to the universe?
The Bridges
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 51,320. Language: American English. Published: July 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the near future, the election of President Hart, billionaire, brings great change to the U.S. With the loss of his job at 62, life really changes for Billy Greenwich. A new mandatory Social Security retirement community, The Bridges, is where he‘s headed. But, life there is not watercolor classes and soft food. Billy meets head-on with corruption, greed and malevolence. And his ex-wife.
Maven's Fractured Fairy Tales
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,330. Language: American English. Published: July 11, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Funny retellings of Rumpelstiltskin, Beauty and the Beast, and Frog Prince featuring Maven Fairy Godmother, a middle-aged woman who fractures each fairy tale in trying to make her clients' wishes come true. Written for adults
Politically Erect
Price: $6.95 USD. Words: 101,600. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2018 by Fiction4All. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In 1971 there were only three ways out of the soul-crushing, abject poverty of the Jersey City shithole of a slum they called the Duncan Avenue Federal Housing Project; prison, the military or the likely end to both – death.
King Donald Khrump A Khrump to Trump and Dump Them All
Price: Free! Words: 42,110. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Wondering how to "Make America Great Again"? Find out in an insane new satire - an alternative U.S. universe featuring King Donald Khrump, the amazing hybrid who is able to pass as fully human!
Potus
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 73,880. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
After a successful gig with the NSA, the lead singer of the most popular punk band on the planet has a new assignment: defeating the incumbent president.
PumpkinEater
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,340. Language: American English. Published: July 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Three fractured fairy tales for grownups with the inimitable Maven Fairy Godmother: Kiss of the Kudzu, Beans, and PumpkinEater. The client is always right, even when she isn't, so Maven does her best to get the client the happily ever after that she wants, even when she makes a very unwise wish. Sometimes despite Maven's best efforts, the client gets what she deserves...what she asked for.
Its Just Flaming Ridiculous
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,520. Language: British English. Published: July 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Curious pedestrians turn their heads, noisy vehicles race by, their giant blue lights flashing and their klaxon's wailing. But are these emergency crews really always engaged on desperate life-saving missions of mercy, or battling major crime waves Hardly, a good deal of these crews are busy responding to incidents that at best could be described as strange or 'flaming ridiculous'
Going for the Hole
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,900. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When a professional golfer meets his match on the course, he never expected it to be in the form of a sexy doctor who can put him in his place. Even though Lucas is taking a break from the PGA tour, he's about to play the biggest game of his life ... the one for Ashley's heart. Going for the Hole is a sweet and sexy romantic comedy by New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, L.P. Dover.