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Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire

Missing You (Text Me)
Price: Free! Words: 5,160. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
What does it mean to love someone? What does it take? Would you be willing to go on loving that someone if it means costing you pain and longing? Well, meet Hellene and Kayombo in this epic, lighthearted, funny short story about what it means to really love someone.
Los Funerales del Presidente y Otros Cuentos
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,360. Language: Spanish. Published: January 16, 2019 by thelittlefrench@zoho.com. Categories: Fiction » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Al leerlo, tienen que esta preparados para reír o llorar. Son narraciones dramáticas o humorísticas. Pero el problema es que tienen que saber distinguir entre ellas, porque algunas veces, las dramáticas, en un párrafo cualquiera, te invitan a reír, y al revés, algunas humorísticas, casi te hacen llorar. (Guillermo Álvarez Guedes)
Fortuna and the Scapegrace: A Dark Comedy South Seas Adventure,The Epic of Didier Rain, Book 2
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 94,800. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Didier Rain is penniless, forlorn, and roaming the muddy streets of San Francisco when a seductive albino soothsayer launches him on the next leg of his life’s stormy voyage. In a twist of destiny, our hero finds himself on his way to a South Seas island where love and a new life awaits. Is this the work of Lady Luck, or are the gods just having fun with their favorite gullible scalawag?
Requiem for Eden - Series Volume #3
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 121,670. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Requiem for Eden - Series Volume #3 Lucid returns…with help With Trinity under threat from two mighty armies, the Archangel Michael must once again find a hero to save the triple cities from Lucifer’s hordes and the Norsemen from…err… well, the north.
Curses for Every Occasion
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,910. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2019 by Beaten Track Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An utterly ridiculous illustrated collection of curses for every occasion. Blurb by Steve Huison (The Full Monty; Coronation Street); Foreword by Boff Whalley (Chumbawamba).
My Troyboy is Twat (Book 3, Ruth Roth Series)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,610. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
‘Keep your mouth shut!’ This, from Ruth Roth, inspirational columnist for a women's magazine. It's not the best advice to give your new husband, but men don’t listen, do they? When he tells all, the fall-out is like a layover in hell. Horrid, and yet…tantalising. Who knew the underworld had so many subdivisions? But Ruth may be stuck in the horrid after another skeleton comes out of the closet!
Cupid F*cks Up (Book 2, Ruth Roth Series)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 86,940. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Women's magazine columnist Ruth Roth’s first time with her man leaves her gasping. It has nothing to do with his prowess or the taboo-ness of the romance. And it’s not like she’s inexperienced (divorced and in her mid-forties, she has two teenage children). It’s her mother’s unexpected and unwelcome presence in the bedroom that has Ruth all bent out of shape!
The Zebra Walking Down Main Street
Price: Free! Words: 760. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A zebra taking a walk down Main Street ruffles some feathers.
The Choice
Price: $0.99 USD. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
One always has a choice, but what should one do if both of the alternatives are equally terrible? (BL yaoi manga)
Fourplay
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 64,850. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2018. Categories: Plays » American / African American, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
“Fourplay” collects a quartet of comic plays, including two three-act comedies (one an attempt recreate a 1930s-style Marx Bros. film) and two one-act farces. Bonus material includes a never-performed fifth play—a one-act farce for the theater of your mind—as well as introductions and numerous production photos. Uh-oh...Curtain’s going up on these lively reads—better get a copy and take your seat!
Voodoo Robot Chili
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 64,590. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2018 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Military
Voodoo Robot Chili is a humorous, military science fiction novel. The story takes place in a far-flung but way-too-probable future, chockfull of zany characters who could be Satan’s poster children for massive brain stem damage. Using the Iran Contra scandal as a template for the belligerence, malice, and self-serving behavior of our not-so distant descendants.
Dancing in Dangerous Times - Volume 3
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,000. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
Sometimes serious, sometimes satirical, always meant to be enjoyed! The Digests contain a collection of satire, flash fiction, poetry and illustrations. They are meant for people who want a little intellectual stimulation with their entertainment. They all stem from the restless mind of Kevin Alan McGill - a mixture of Beat Poet, Class Clown, and Armchair Philosopher.
Dancing in Dangerous Times - Volume 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
Sometimes serious, sometimes satirical, always meant to be enjoyed! The Digests contain a collection of satire, flash fiction, poetry and illustrations. They are meant for people who want a little intellectual stimulation with their entertainment. They all stem from the restless mind of Kevin Alan McGill - a mixture of Beat Poet, Class Clown, and Armchair Philosopher.
Dancing in Dangerous Times - Volume 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,350. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
(5.00 from 1 review)
Sometimes serious, sometimes satirical, always meant to be enjoyed! The Digests contain a collection of satire, flash fiction, poetry and illustrations. They are meant for people who want a little intellectual stimulation with their entertainment. They all stem from the restless mind of Kevin Alan McGill - a mixture of Beat Poet, Class Clown, and Armchair Philosopher.
Tyrants and Troublemakers
Series: The Floating Isles, Book 5. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 90,760. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Through the help of good friends and judicious use of rotten fruit, Rahni Gazi has managed to shepherd her capital through a siege. But just because her perennial nemesis King Wulfric is now a prisoner does not mean there are only clear skies ahead for the long-suffering princess and her friends.
Saints and Sinners
Series: The Floating Isles, Book 4. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 94,510. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
With the bossy Chipboard fully functional once more, Rahni Gazi and her companions expect things to go back to normal, even if normal happens to involve bottomless closets and being attacked by hummingbirds. Unfortunately, Rahni's efforts to foil the plans of the traditionalists have made King Wulfric angry enough to gather an army and start marching it toward her home.
Riffraff and Royalty
Series: The Floating Isles, Book 3. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 92,110. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
For the last couple of months, Rahni Gazi and her companions have been running from one end of the Floating Isles to the other, at the beck and call of the Chipboard, all in an effort to disrupt the long held and rather oppressive balance between good and evil.
Portents and Poor Sense
Series: The Floating Isles, Book 2. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 91,530. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Princess Rahni Gazi finds herself in the unusual position of volunteering to save the world. She is rewarded for this with the enmity of a great many royal idiots and a mission that involves running across the land on esoteric missions. And that’s just the beginning of her troubles.
Quests and Quandaries
Series: The Floating Isles, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 94,290. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a tongue in cheek account of a princess forced to go on a quest, very much against her will. With the proverbial band of sidekicks at her side, Rahni Gazi leaves the familiar comforts of home for the mysterious Eigen States, a place where, of course, nothing is as it seems.
The Outcast (Dork vs Geek )
Price: Free! Words: 6,080. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Two people. Same school. Totally living different lives. Both single. Both outcast. One hates her father for running away with a stripper and has anxiety issues while the other hates his father for re-marrying too soon after his mom died. The two meet at a party and their whole perspective of life changes.