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The Day That It Came From Up There
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,960. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘On the other side of those bushes, in a clearing, is a . . . Flying Saucer . . .’ It’s the dawn of the atomic age. Computers haven't been invented; a cure for cancer has just been wiped from the blackboard. Earth is being invaded by flying saucers and the military want to atomic everything in sight. It’s up to egg-head . . . er, scientist Murdoch to stop the Martians turning everyone into Jell-o.
Another Christmas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,420. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
A weird tale. On Christmas Eve some people in the city take a strange turn: they collapse, blue-faced, on the floor. Chaos follows as tense-necked families compete against one another to get to the hospital first. An energetic, satirical and emotional story.
Confessions of a Cell Phone Jammer
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,440. Language: American English. Published: December 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Confessions of a Cell Phone Jammer is a tongue-in-cheek eBook about cell phones users and their idiosyncrasies they display while using possibly their favorite gadget in the world. That being said, the eBook pokes fun at people in the grocery store, movie theaters, doctor’s offices, and of course while driving. You know you’ve witnessed one or more of these cell phone disturbances.
Melvin the Protester (Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 2,270. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
It's love at first sight when Melvin sees an attractive protester, a black-and-white keffiyeh wrapped around her neck; and the next moment he finds himself in the midst of the protest, speaking some sort of truth to some sort of power, all thought of gainful employment cast aside in favor of a life of unending agitation against the current moment's outrage.
A Shrink's Christmas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,900. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Christian » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Psychologist Greg Chambers is up to his neck in unexpected Christmas drama. Is there a pathway to sanity in all this?
Ben Trovato's Guide to Everything
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 35,590. Language: English (South African dialect). Published: December 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Confidence and self-esteem
Ben Trovato's Guide to Everything is not a book for sissies, prudes, fundamentalists, feminists, animal rights activists, recovering alcoholics, politicians or anyone else who takes life too seriously. It's also a work of satire.
The Greater Good
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,840. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.00 from 1 review)
A political satire in the form of a superhero parody. Leftists, pinkshirts, SJWs and homophiles will not enjoy.
The Honor Code on Trial (Short Story)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,480. Language: American English. Published: November 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
Jeffrey, a BYU graduate student, is sent to deliver a blunt message from BYU to the Northeast Accreditation Commission, where he is introduced to the bizarre world of progressive academia with its fixation about privilege and its perpetual outrage over perceived offenses. One thing is clear: Everyone has a religion, and those who claim they don't are often among the fiercest of zealots.
Idiots & Children
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,410. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Award-winning humorist Diana Estill delivers twisted tales of past and present. Having grown up with an absent-minded father and a mother who refused to wear—but nevertheless tried to sell—beauty products, Estill drolly recalls her childhood angst and confusion. The author’s keen observations about life and family consistently hitting the comedic bull's eye.
The Retail
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 89,590. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comedic everyman satire of the depersonalizing big-box retail grind.
The Thing in the Kitchen
Price: Free! Words: 360. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
I awoke and knew immediately something was wrong. A strange power was seeping through the walls, drawing me, pulling me against my will…. A very short, funny freebee by the author of "Jimi Hendrix Pest Control Company," and "Cat Gangs."
Santa Claus Is Running To Town
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Santa Claus is on a mission this year and is spiritedly motivated to drastically change his lifestyle, eat healthier, and regularly exercise. His plan may be effective if not amusingly obsessive, closely following the training tips from Jillian Michaels (from TV’s reality series "The Biggest Loser"). Despite his elves's skepticism, Santa is determined to look good and rock his brand new red suit.
Shammoo of the North
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 273,100. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is the story of a carefree young polar bear who leaves his native lands to seek a new life for himself in remote B'gandia, aka the lucky paddock. There, he makes the acquaintance of a succession of individuals and personalities that lead him to question whether his adopted homeland is indeed deserving of its cheerful sobriquet.
Vespasian and the Blood Suckers
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 40,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
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"I'm overdue, Joe." With those fateful words, my man's night off went flyin' straight into the toilet bowl. Vespasian Jones is the only guy I know who could rack up fifty cold, hard American dollars of library fines. He's also the only guy I know who would run around town at midnight in a costume helmet. And I didn't even mention the blood-suckin' worms. Yeesh.
Keeping Up
Series: Hollywood Hotties, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,630. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014 by Evatopia Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Since the time she was in elementary school, Katie has wanted to be like beautiful, blonde Amanda Exeter, a woman she views with equal amounts of disdain and admiration. After years of hoping and wishing, Katie believes she has finally arrived. She and her husband, Rich, move into he same gated community as Amanda, but “keeping up” is harder than they ever imagined.
How to Prevent Adultery the Ethical Way: Spouses cheat and get away with it when they're TOO BIG TO FAIL
Series: Steve O'Reilly Presents. Price: Free! Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Sexuality, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Steve O’Reilly Presents: How to Prevent Adultery the Ethical Way: Spouses cheat and get away with it when they're TOO BIG TO FAIL See why Bob the Mechanic and Mr. Too Big to Fail plays by different rules when in comes to fidelity, or a lack of it.
Fang Banged
Price: Free! Words: 12,610. Language: American English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Oh, vampires! So irresistible when they’re leering, shirtless, or moving their tongues seductively around bright red lips, but when ace reporter Tim Johnson sets out on assignment to discover what vampires are really about, what he finds isn’t exactly what all those impressionable young girls, or the virulent anti-vampire crowd, might have expected.
The Hollowed Tree
You set the price! Words: 89,820. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Leadership in the jungle is profoundly disquieted by the unexplained disappearance of a human boy. They fear that the boy is lost. After considerable deliberation, and sometimes unruly contention, all hands come to the conclusion that there is but one possibility: the lost boy has gone in search of that most closely guarded secret of the jungle, the Hollowed Tree.
The Gish Chronicles - Vol. 5: Yeast Infections
Series: The Gish Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Out of sheer desperation, Gish accepts the advice of an old friend and takes a job that doesn't exactly rise to the occasion. Later, she's convinced that the hiring manager on the other side of the phone actually is.
Stare Decisis (Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 3,020. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
A mutated kitten, magical dust, and a machete: What better way to explain how same-sex marriage has been beating common sense in the courtroom. Includes bonus story: "The Statue of Liberty Orders a Burger (and gets something completely different)" Short satire. (~2100 words. Also available within the short story collection "The Wrong Sort of Stories.")