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Not For Women's Eyes
Price: Free! Words: 2,060. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A secret organization of men has been working for two hundred years to achieve women's equality. Now they must consider the results of their efforts. Perhaps they should call the whole thing off? It might be too dangerous for men themselves. A certain sense of humor may be needed to appreciate this short piece.
Maynard Soloman vs. The Kidney Thieves (Funny Detective Stories #8)
Series: Funny Detective Stories, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Maynard Soloman, a cantankerous private detective full of old-timey insults, slices open a ring of kidney thieves in this crusty short story. A band of baddies is posting ads for kidneys for sale on the Internet - at a sinister price. It's up to Maynard to climb into a bath tub of ice in a seedy motel to bust the ring in action. * BONUS: Includes Dr. Maynard's Guide to Kidney Transplants.
The Fat Vampire Big Fat Box Set (The entire 6-book series)
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 276,070. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Horror » Undead
This collection contains all six books in the Fat Vampire series! *** Save $7 over buying the books individually! *** This set contains: * Fat Vampire * Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken * Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat * Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger * Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse * Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest
Fighting Ela-Falla-Phobia
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013 by Symes-Mobberley House. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
For phobia suffers everywhere, especially for those of whom are terrified of elevators. We hope that this will give you some comical relief of your symptoms.
Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,030. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Horror » Undead
Forty years have passed since the end of the vampire/human war, and life is good. Vampires have taken over the planet and have settled in. Humans are still around, though, because the alpha species needs to eat. As Reginald steps into his destined role as a leader, he faces a startling realization about humanity... but it may already be too late.
Brazilian Elevator Tales
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 23,950. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Brazilian Elevator Tales contains 14 humorous short stories featuring elevator operators or passengers involved in a variety of situations that deal with culture, corruption, politics, economics, and the Brazilian "jeitinho", finding an original way to get around an impediment. Some stories end with the character's disappointment, doubt or confirmation of beliefs that surprise the reader.
Political Poop: A Satirical Look At How Government Impacts America
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,630. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Along with his books, author Vincent Yanez also wasted time writing the occasional political piece for his local newspaper and various websites. By the end of 2012 he found he no longer enjoyed talking about a political system that seemed to be falling apart - so instead, he decided to make fun of it. This is a collection of those satire pieces and cartoons that made their way around the internet.
Shutdown Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A real-time account of one man's experiences during the apocalyptic government shutdown of the United States government in 2013. This project started as a series of Facebook posts I did as the shutdown was going on (so keep in mind this e-book is very short). Now that it’s over, why not share the collection of posts with you? The events described may or may not be true. Judge for yourself.
A Norsk Saga: the Shanghai Policeman's Daughter
Price: Free! Words: 360. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Norwegian penises are very large – at least that’s what the Shanghai policeman’s daughter believes – and so when her father suggests that it might be a suitable place to look for a husband she readily agrees. But Norwegian men are baffling: their penises are big enough, but they seem to want to put them into some very strange places.
Doubled or Nothing
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 92,260. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Alex Astrov receives his Ph.D. from MIT and, through a comedy of errors, is immediately embroiled in events beyond his control that involve Russian spies, Mexican drug runners, CIA agents, and brings him face to face with a beautiful female Russian assassin. Mistaken assumptions and his Russian last name lead to his recruitment by the CIA as a double agent and then his life gets out of control.
Habemus Praesidem
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,070. Language: French. Published: October 7, 2013 by Éditions Hélène Jacob. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Anastase Martin est un illustre inconnu, qui, par une suite de hasards dont le monde politique a parfois le secret, se retrouve candidat à la présidence de la République française.
8 Surefire Signs of a Jewish Mother
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,280. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A comical look at what it takes to be an official Jewish Mother and how to deal with one. A Jewish Mother doesn't have to be Jewish, a mother or even a woman!
The Many Adventures of Tare Krook
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 21,990. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Warning: Do not let your children read this. This is not your average children's story; for it was made with adults in mind. Join Tare Krook, a self-taught necromancer, on his many journeys in a quest to rescue his love, Nancy. This three part story will take you through his beginnings, onto a revisit of Dante Alighieri's famous Inferno, then finally the finale of retribution.
Pot Love
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 97,160. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Ashley BurkŠµ, a twenty-six years old International News presenter at an obscure regional channel, is your average next-door girl. She lives with her boyfriend, loves her work and secretly fancies her boss. When Ashley loses it all through no fault of her own, well, apart from snogging her boss in the loo and getting caught by his fiancée, she needs to act fast to find a new job.
Atlas Sulks
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 84,570. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
ATLAS SULKS addresses the issue of the privatization of the Commons, in this case the Airwaves which belong to the American People. With a satirical look at right wing Talk Radio and Ayn Randian philosophy, the story shows how self entitled individuals can take the nation’s resources as their own possessions. If they aren’t deterred, they’ll reap unaccountable wealth, and amass even more power.
Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 55,060. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Horror » Occult
The new vampire president and his genocidal right-hand man have been playing a dangerous game with the humans over the past six months, and as the cold war turns hot, Reginald's unmatched brain reveals the existence of an artifact that could predict the outcome of the coming war -- and maybe even a way to stop it. The only problem is that time may already be running out...
A Hint of Magic
Series: The Demon Diaries. Price: Free! Words: 32,780. Language: American English. Published: September 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Dora Carridine is fed up with her life as a preacher’s daughter and sets out to explore the darker side of life instead. If she can find some magic in the world, then maybe she will find a place she belongs.
How To Live On 4/5ths Of 2/3rds Of Stuff All
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,100. Language: Australian English. Published: September 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Beats me why people need someone else to tell them how to live. But they say there's big bucks in telling people "how to"...whatever. Dr. Spock told 50 million people how to raise their kids. Apparently, he got it wrong. But he made shitloads. Need someone to tell you how to live cheaply? C’mon, don’t think you can work it out for yourself do you?? 4/5th’s. Crazy, off the wall humor at it’s best.
Report from Mars & Other Tales
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 40,100. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
REPORT FROM MARS This collection of short stories covers a range of genres, including science-fiction, humor, murder, split personality, espionage, and drama. Like the author's other collections of short stories (e.g. Of Heaven & Earth), these stories make good bedtime reading. As for the author’s other books, this one is available in eBook and printed book formats.
The Big Huge Fat Vampire Bat
Price: Free! Words: 12,110. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When teen vampire Erin's bat mysteriously gains weight, her friends Trug and Nevin investigate. Clues lead them to a graveyard and pizzeria. Then a zombie shows up and the guano hits the fan. A comedy short story by award-winning humorist Norm Cowie