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My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
Would You Like Flies With That?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: American English. Published: October 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of funny short stories written by Kristina Pitts.
Sir Murdoch of the Large Table
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,460. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Surely soon Arfur will call me, so as we may, side by side, partake of wild boar, drink wine from silver goblets and caress and taunt busty maidens at, or upon, the table to our heart’s content.’ Arfur has bigger problems. His knights are searching for the The Holy Pail. Can Sir Murdoch find the relic, earn his place at the Large Table and take the hand of the beautiful and virtuous Gyferwyff?
Murdoch and his Three Thieves
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Oh, I don’t know, you young, modern women want things all your own way. Why, when I was your age, a camel and two bottles of the finest cooking oil were all that was needed for a man to win your hand...’ Murdoch, shirtless and baggy-panted in the sun and sand of Ancient Baghdad, is in love with the beautiful Princess Tuous, daughter of Suntan Vinegar, who is engaged to the wealthy Caliph Ornia.
Murdoch of the High Seas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Good people of The Prince of Prahran, let it be known that Murdoch, of the high seas, the Gentlemen Pirate, is now the owner of your vessel and all goods and chattels that reside on board!' Join Murdoch for a rollicking adventure on the high seas with the delightfully beautiful Lady Sarah Bunkleberry and the not so delightful (definitely not beautiful) Lord Phillip Horsaface.
Where Do Lonely Socks Go?
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,670. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 12, 2014 by Marcus Foxwell. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The answer to the the riddle that has plagued mankind since the invention of footwear is finally here.
Grizzel and The Road to Hell
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 79,760. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Battle between Good and Evil is not going well. Our two heroes, through no fault of their own are catapulted into an adventure to set things right and bring about order in a Cosmos which is getting a bit frayed around the edges. Along the way they have demons to outwit and witches to appease while trying to save lost souls. Will they succeed and survive Armageddon?
Dick Cheney's Conscience Goes Rogue...Talks Iraq
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,650. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Does Dick Cheney, retired Vice President of the United States, have a conscience? Does Dick Cheney's conscience do interviews? Does Dick Cheney's conscience have any thoughts on Dick Cheney's comments, words and actions? Dick Cheney's conscience exclusively answers questions from Sativa Sue, North America's only blogging bud of sativa marijuana.
Michael Porters Strategy for Begging
Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Satire on how we judge and give alms to beggars which is often reflection of ourselves.
I Can't Remember
Price: Free! Words: 330. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
One man's battle with himself & his memory. At least, I think that's what it's about - I can't seem to remember.
The Song of the Six Gun
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,490. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Look, Suzette, I know that little Billy told you about his daddy robbin’ the bank in all confidence and that you only told the deputy so they might capture him before he carries out his surely ill-fated plan, but I’ve just got to go into the hills and kill the man.’ Join Murdoch as he takes on the role of the singing cowboy. Will he stop Blue Bill and win the heart of purdy school-marm Suzette?
In The Wars
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,830. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Krauts!’ someone screams and the men are running every which way. ‘Good . . . I mean, damn!’ Murdoch says. As all are in confusion, Murdoch runs straight ahead. He needs to instruct this company in the correct application of the hand grenade. As he runs, he extracts the pin of one with his teeth. Sure enough, up ahead a tank rumbles straight towards him. From the turret, the gun swivels . . .'
The Treasure of Sienna Padre
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,590. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘You led me into a trap, my friend,’ Murdoch says addressing the bleeding man. ‘You knew damn well that I was almost certain to be killed. I must admit that, for a while there, I was convinced that the old man was on the level. That is until he led me into the Sienna Padré Mountains...' There are rumours of gold in the Sienna Padre mountains. Murdoch also knows those hills are full of banditos.
The Murdoch Files: Volume 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 103,020. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Murdoch - the stereotypical hero of all B-Grade stories - is an idiot. The Murdoch Files: Volume 1 follows Murdoch's adventures through the genres of the 1940s and 50s. The world is black and white. It is a time when action and adventure were high: where danger and death were all part of the days work; where men were men and women . . . weren't. This Volume contains the first 12 Murdoch adventures
The Mysterious Jagg
You set the price! Words: 7,200. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
All's fair in love and politics... It's election time in Heelcliff and in the arena of politics, it's a free-for-all of lies and slander. Paper delivery nit, Munchnit, is in the thick of it. The Nits of Heelcliff are unhappy with the news he delivers, his grandmother is about to ambush him and the track of his life is set to take a sharp zig with the arrival of a mysterious (and gorgeous) Jagg.
Orconomics: A Satire
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 115,940. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Orconomics: A Satire introduces Arth, a world much like our own but with more magic and fewer vowels. For licensed heroes, slaying and looting the forces of evil is just a job. The Heroes' Guild has turned adventuring into a career, selling the rights to monsters’ hoards of treasure as investment opportunities.
Farewell my Big Sleeping Little Sister
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Don’t worry, sweetcakes, if anyone can find your sister, I can.’ Murdoch, private dick, is on the job. Sweet All-American Girl, Mavis Tralalalalah has gone missing. She has been running with the wrong crowd and her sister fears she may be in trouble with the law. As Murdoch mixes with shady characters and the seedy nightclub world, he comes to realise that the case is not what it seems.
The Big House
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,150. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘It all involved a dame, of course.’ Murdoch finds himself in The Big House, framed for murder. He is offended by just about everything. After telling the warden he has been violated in the shower, Murdoch finds himself on the wrong end of Lucky Marvin. His plotted death becomes the distraction for a prison escape. Will the escape plan be foiled? And will Murdoch survive for another episode?
Murdoch of the Jungle
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,390. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Murdoch – the stereotypical hero of all good B-Grade stories – is an idiot. Join our hero as he takes Professor Mortimer and his lovely daughter, Eleanor, through the jungle in search of the fabled lost city of Abracadabra. Will he find the lost city of Abracadabra? And will he win the lovely Eleanor's heart? This satirical story is written in the tradition of B-Grade stories - flaws and all.
The Jerks of Gleise 581e
You set the price! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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When humanity finally discovers intelligent life in our universe, we're in for a surprise - they're jerks!